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I was just watching some InSex videos and wanking off, and pretty much immediatly after I busted my nut intense and sharp pain hit my abdomen. I kinda flexed myself when busting and the abs muscle-cramped and pretty much for the next 2 minutes I tried not to breath. I guess that god is punishing me.




OUT. FUCKING. STANDING.


God isn't punishing you, Alex. He's rewarding the rest of us with a good belly laugh. Stop being so self-centered.