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#253689 - 06/23/07 10:13 AM Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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just got back from a few days in put-in-bay, one of the lake erie islands (yes, we have islands in ohio.) turns out that the area is infested with water snakes--they actually did a "dirtiest jobs" (mike rowe = ) episode here. this is the first snake i saw; i was sitting on the edge of a dock and this motherfucker swam right beneath my feet. the teenagers fishing next to me then caught it and sat it on the dock right next to me, all slithering around, and laughed at me while i screamed, cried, peed my pants (a little) and threw up. bastards. btw, i really missed this place while i was gone...


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#253690 - 06/23/07 12:33 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
k1ng Offline
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Any topless sunbathing pictures of yourself?








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#253691 - 06/23/07 12:52 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Any topless sunbathing pictures of yourself?




+5!
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#253692 - 06/23/07 02:58 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

Any topless sunbathing pictures of yourself?


even though this vacation technically celebrated my upcoming wedding anniversary ( ten years on june 28th )we have no babysitter and so had to take all three kids. so my little getaway consisted of go karts, bumper boats and sleeping with my three year-old, who peed on me in bed. the closest thing to a topless picture i got was when the little pup untied my bathing suit top in the pool. i need a nanny. or a manny.
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#253693 - 06/23/07 03:11 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

my three year-old, who peed on me in bed.




Pissmops??







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#253695 - 06/23/07 03:54 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
lance69 Offline
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I still wanna see topless sunbathing photos.
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#253696 - 06/23/07 05:31 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

Quote:

my three year-old, who peed on me in bed.




Pissmops??










well, he DID dress up as a cowboy for halloween...
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#253697 - 06/23/07 07:10 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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#253698 - 06/23/07 07:46 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Bastard!



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#253699 - 06/23/07 07:53 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Are these things poisonous.
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Aw . . . so cute!


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#253700 - 06/23/07 08:23 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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The Endangered Species Lake Erie Watersnakes are not poisonous. As you can see from what's in its mouth, it feeds on fish.


EDIT:

Found this pamphlet on the snake:
<may bite if you click>


Edited by The Fatman (06/23/07 08:29 PM)
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#253701 - 08/19/07 07:05 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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bump... went back to put-in-bay, saw more snakes. i need a new vacation destination!

snake--> <---me


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Edited by Gigi (08/19/07 07:10 PM)
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#253702 - 08/20/07 12:51 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

bump... went back to put-in-bay, saw more snakes. i need a new vacation destination!



Chico's bedroom.
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#253703 - 08/20/07 01:00 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

Quote:

bump... went back to put-in-bay, saw more snakes. i need a new vacation destination!



Chico's bedroom.




thevodguy's lap
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#253704 - 08/20/07 08:42 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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I'd still like to hump you. Some of my family came from the Columbus/Canton/Portsmouth\area. Are they horney there like you?
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#253705 - 08/21/07 07:20 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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Quote:

I'd still like to hump you. Some of my family came from the Columbus/Canton/Portsmouth\area. Are they horney there like you?


i've heard of at least one canton resident who has an appreciation of the pistoning peni into the mouths of upsidewrong whores, haha.
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#253706 - 08/22/07 09:10 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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smelly monkey> Fuck you JRV. <smelly monkey
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#253707 - 08/22/07 01:16 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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This thread is worthless without pics of Gigi's vagina.
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#253708 - 08/22/07 02:09 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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#253709 - 08/22/07 02:29 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Conky Offline
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I'd settle for another photo of her asp.

:bananacleopatrasnakejoke:

Gigi's asp is much nicer than Smutmutant's.
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#253710 - 08/22/07 04:19 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

This thread is worthless without pics of Gigi's vagina.



I've been waiting for that since my birthday.
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#253711 - 08/22/07 11:26 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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vakay picture...



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#253712 - 08/23/07 12:46 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Sergio T. Offline
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Quote:

vakay picture...





Your not naked in it.
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#253713 - 08/23/07 07:37 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Bornyo Offline
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Quote:







Nice!

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#253714 - 08/23/07 09:22 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Conky Offline
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There is something particularly strokeworthy about the suburban mom who likes mad ass sex and visits porn forums behind her husband's back.

If I was Travis, I'd have tried to hit that by now.

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#253715 - 08/23/07 09:28 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

vakay picture...






Sexxxy lady, hot damn!

Once again, 5 wanking bananas:

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#253716 - 08/23/07 10:34 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Dick Head Offline
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Look at all that fresh water!

Gigi
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#253717 - 08/23/07 10:52 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Random Offline
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Way hot.

It's goddamn goofy that Gigi doesn't receive Holly Randall-type adoration here.
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#253718 - 08/23/07 11:24 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Da Burglar Offline
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Quote:

Way hot.

It's goddamn goofy that Gigi doesn't receive Holly Randall-type adoration here.





Ah she does, but the whole Phlog fiasco scared all her admirers into the dark gutter
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#253719 - 08/23/07 11:38 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Soopergrizz Offline
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Your skin looks great - that plus the spark of life in your eyes suggests you've been staying clean.

Good for you!!

Tits next please.
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#253720 - 08/23/07 10:00 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

Quote:

Way hot.

It's goddamn goofy that Gigi doesn't receive Holly Randall-type adoration here.





Ah she does, but the whole Phlog fiasco scared all her admirers into the dark gutter




Tainted by Phlog.

As Dave Barry used to say, that would make a great band name...
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#253721 - 08/24/07 09:35 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

vakay picture...






Im not sure if this makes me a bad person but I would very much like to give you some Meth and then pistol whip you. Im old fashion like that.
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#253722 - 08/14/08 07:43 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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we went back to put-in-bay for a few days... as usual, i spent way too much time obsessing over all the snakes. we went to perry's cave, which has an underground lake. went to crystal cave (ha ), which contains the world's largest geode. played putt-putt at a place called 'the war of 18 holes' (put-in-bay is the site of the battle of lake erie). jeffy should totally use that title for JM's next gangbang movie, don't you think?






and some fat people hanging out of their golf cart


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#253723 - 08/14/08 08:24 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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For those of us not in the know, what did Phlog do to Gigi?
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#253724 - 08/14/08 02:56 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
Quote:

i need a nanny. or a manny.




would you settle for a tranny?
just askin'.

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#253725 - 08/14/08 04:46 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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no way, my youngest is allergic to all manner of nuts, ha.
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#253726 - 08/14/08 04:51 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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HAHA!! Good one....
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#253727 - 08/14/08 05:04 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
Holly, Gigi, and the rest of the xpt women deserve adoration for being sexy babes who are willing to interact with porn-loving degenerates and for saving this place from being a complete sausage fest.

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#253728 - 08/14/08 05:48 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
turningblue Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
On my very first post on XPT, Fatman (if memory serves me correctly) told me "Beware of Gigi." I never really knew what that meant. After seeing her picture I think that it means "behold the hotness."

Gigi - I need your DNA so that I can clone you. Thanks.

Did I say that or do I think that? What?
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#253729 - 08/14/08 06:39 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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Posts: 3555
yes, he did say that. he was looking out for your cholesterol level :doritos:
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#253730 - 08/14/08 06:48 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Gigi, I'm pretty sure you have some home video of you having sex, anal sex, solo masturbation, etc.

Could you please do me a quick favor and post that on the web? I think we would all like to jerk off to it.

Thanks

p.s. All this time I had no idea how hot you were. Now I'm in lust with you.
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#253731 - 08/14/08 06:58 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
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Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
Quote:

vakay picture...






I give this 24 hours to be photoshopped into something vile...or strokeworthy. Bonus points if someone can accomplish both simultaneously.
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#253732 - 08/14/08 07:36 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Ogie Oglethorpe Offline
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Loc: Edmonton, AB
I already knew you were a cool lady, didn't realize you were so fuckin' hot. I am now officially boarding the Gigi-Bandwagon.

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#253733 - 08/14/08 08:13 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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I hate to be all fanboish too but wowsers mamm!
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#253734 - 08/14/08 08:14 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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thank you for all your kind words... have to admit that i p-shopped a zit out of that picture, though. oh, and my kid is officially allergic to tranny nuts, ha.


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#253735 - 08/14/08 08:19 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Bornyo Offline
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Quote:

thank you for all your kind words... have to admit that i p-shopped a zit out of that picture, though. oh, and my kid is officially allergic to tranny nuts, ha.




That's funny. A 5.63 huh? The kid might get past that with a condom.

I love it when the new kids on the board get popped upside the head with a dose of "the old". This case being a case of the "milf among us". Too bad they missed your tit pics.

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#253736 - 08/14/08 08:33 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:


I give this 24 hours to be photoshopped into something...




Where the fuck have you been?




Quote:


I love it when the new kids on the board get popped upside the head with a dose of "the old".




You and me both, brah...


Quote:

Too bad they missed your tit pics.




Now those were the shit.

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#253737 - 08/14/08 09:44 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
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Registered: 05/01/06
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Doh! Didn't realize this was an old thread...my bad.
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#253738 - 08/14/08 10:08 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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don't apologize. i'm an attention whore and i thrive on your compliments. thank you, gigi
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#253739 - 08/14/08 10:29 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Quote:

don't apologize. i'm a whore and i thrive on your cum. thank you, gigi




Fixed.

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#253740 - 08/15/08 01:04 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Uncle Joe Offline
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Gigi, you are so cute and girly.

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#253741 - 08/15/08 01:11 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
6655321 Offline
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Quote:

Gigi, you are so cute and girly, i wish to wear your face as mask.




fixed, you sick russkie fuck.
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#253742 - 08/15/08 02:07 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Wouldn't this be an interesting vacation?



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#253743 - 08/15/08 02:21 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Bad Habit Offline
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Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Quote:

Way hot.

It's goddamn goofy that Gigi doesn't receive Holly Randall-type adoration here.





Gigi, don't listen to him. You know how much I adore you. More than all the other assholes here could ever muster as a group.

In honor of Gigi, I make my 1000th post.



[chill, it's just lube)


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#253744 - 08/15/08 07:35 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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Quote:

Wouldn't this be an interesting vacation?




too awesome! thank you!
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#253745 - 08/15/08 07:37 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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Quote:



[chill, it's just lube)


ha, it looks like you just dropped a deuce on me
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#253746 - 08/15/08 07:44 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Bornyo Offline
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You do realize this is something guys on the internet do to praise women don't you? They print out the girls picture, whip up a batch onto the paper then repost the picture covered in splooge™ as a sign of adulation.

Women love this.

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#253747 - 08/15/08 07:48 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Bornyo Offline
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Also, I am certain you were photographed in a bikini at least once on this vacation. How about one of those pics?

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#253748 - 08/15/08 07:50 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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#253749 - 08/15/08 07:51 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Fenris Offline
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Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
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Quote:

Quote:



[chill, it's just lube)


ha, it looks like you just dropped a deuce on me




Gigi, I'd clone you, but I don't think we could ever duplicate your very warped personality.

Fenris
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#253750 - 08/15/08 08:01 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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Posts: 3555
no bikini pics... i won't go in the water there because of the snakes.
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#253751 - 08/15/08 08:42 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Jeff Steward Offline
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The black snakes?

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#253752 - 08/15/08 11:24 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Soopergrizz Offline
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For the newbies amongst us.

Gigi #1
Gigi #2



Edited by Soopergrizz (08/15/08 11:30 AM)
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#253753 - 08/15/08 11:41 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

For the newbies amongst us.

Gigi #1
Gigi #2






I find the welts on her skin in Gigi2 particularly strokeworthy.
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#253754 - 08/15/08 11:43 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Mr. Gigi must be a very lucky guy.

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#253755 - 08/15/08 12:00 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Alex and Ben are busy arguing over who gets to wear the Gigi skin mask.
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#253756 - 08/15/08 05:40 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Smoking Hot + Funny = GiGi
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#253757 - 08/15/08 06:31 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Gigi I had no idea you were so pretty!
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#253758 - 08/15/08 07:48 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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That's the biggest trampstamp I have ever seen!

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#253759 - 08/15/08 07:50 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Gigi I had no idea you were so pretty!



Yes, Gigi is pretty. If Brezhnev was alive then he would award her with a medal for being pretty.

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#253760 - 08/15/08 08:17 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Gigi I had no idea you were so pretty!


omg, thanks, holly!

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That's the biggest trampstamp I have ever seen!



hells yeah! it took like seven hours
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#253761 - 08/15/08 08:23 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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I think and I bet that a lot of XPT members will support me on this one, is that Gigi should take a close-up shot of her asshole and upload it so everyone could see it.

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#253762 - 08/15/08 09:52 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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I think and I bet that a lot of XPT members will support me on this one, is that AlexPanzer should take a close-up shot of a handgun and upload it so everyone could see it.




Fixed.
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#253763 - 08/15/08 11:18 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

Quote:

I think and I bet that a lot of XPT members will support me on this one, is that AlexPanzer should take a close-up shot of a handgun and upload it so everyone could see it.




Fixed.



I was just watching some InSex videos and wanking off, and pretty much immediatly after I busted my nut intense and sharp pain hit my abdomen. I kinda flexed myself when busting and the abs muscle-cramped and pretty much for the next 2 minutes I tried not to breath. I guess that god is punishing me.

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#253764 - 08/16/08 01:54 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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I think and I bet that a lot of XPT members will support me on this one, is that Gigi should take a close-up shot of her asshole and upload it so everyone could see it.




Don't forget to make it really high resolution. I want to be able to study the cell structure of the anus.

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#253765 - 08/16/08 07:30 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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I was just watching some InSex videos and wanking off, and pretty much immediatly after I busted my nut intense and sharp pain hit my abdomen. I kinda flexed myself when busting and the abs muscle-cramped and pretty much for the next 2 minutes I tried not to breath. I guess that god is punishing me.





OUT. FUCKING. STANDING.


God isn't punishing you, Alex. He's rewarding the rest of us with a good belly laugh. Stop being so self-centered.

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#253766 - 08/16/08 08:14 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

Quote:


I was just watching some InSex videos and wanking off, and pretty much immediatly after I busted my nut intense and sharp pain hit my abdomen. I kinda flexed myself when busting and the abs muscle-cramped and pretty much for the next 2 minutes I tried not to breath. I guess that god is punishing me.





OUT. FUCKING. STANDING.


God isn't punishing you, Alex. He's rewarding the rest of us with a good belly laugh. Stop being so self-centered.



I think that I misused the ab machine in the gym, my stomach hurts.

Your belly laugh is my belly pain.

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#253767 - 08/16/08 11:14 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Yeah, sure fatty. Could it possibly be related to all the shit you shovel into your body?
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#253768 - 08/16/08 11:34 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Human flesh gives him a belly ache?
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#253769 - 08/16/08 12:01 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Yeah, sure fatty. Could it possibly be related to all the shit you shovel into your body?




I only ate a couple of slices of Entenmann's Chocolate Fudge Cake.

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#253770 - 08/16/08 08:11 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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10x human flesh cheeseburgers are bound to give him stomach issues.
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#253771 - 08/18/08 05:06 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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bump for niagara falls trip. more dumbass, irrelevant pictures to come!


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#253772 - 08/18/08 05:09 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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[GUAPO]Niagra? Why you gots to be racist.[/GUAPO]
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#253773 - 08/18/08 05:34 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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bump for niagara falls trip. more dumbass, irrelevant pictures to come!




More arse please

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#253774 - 08/18/08 05:43 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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my youngest's legos in the car


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#253775 - 08/18/08 05:48 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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this made me think of skeeter of course


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#253776 - 08/18/08 05:51 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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also known as a finger in gigi's asshole


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#253777 - 08/18/08 05:53 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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a view from our room


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#253778 - 08/18/08 06:49 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Staying at the Sheraton?
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#253779 - 08/18/08 07:07 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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If you get a chance, take the Maid of the Mist boat ride. You'll love it when the boat eases right up to the base of the Falls. You even get a free rain parka.

Not sure about age restrictions for the kids. Good luck.

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#253780 - 08/18/08 08:03 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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^^we did; it was awesome. also did the 'walk behind the falls'... actually, the pic of me was taken right after that, which is why my hair is all wrecked.

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Staying at the Sheraton?



actually, the Embassy
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#253781 - 08/18/08 08:05 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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[alexpanzer]The Russian Embassy?[/alexpanzer]
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#253782 - 08/18/08 08:11 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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^^we did; it was awesome. also did the 'walk behind the falls'... actually, the pic of me was taken right after that, which is why my hair is all wrecked.




I'd like to take you behind the falls and wreck your hair. If you didn't slurp splooge™ behind the falls your husband really is a fag.

I'd give your kids a Jackson and send them to the concession stand while we had our fun.

This is just stream of consciousness so don't let it add to your fears.

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#253783 - 08/18/08 08:13 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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my youngest's legos in the car





They make jewish lego's now?
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#253784 - 08/18/08 08:25 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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tatty patty stood me up for his reach around on 'maid of the mist,' so i got no play in canada. bummed out that we ran out of time and didn't get to go to the ripley's 'believe or not' museum. /random assessments of my trip
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#253785 - 08/18/08 10:16 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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This is what kind of stuff one of my friend's comes up with:

"Eto Prosto paradox - comixi ot Fansadox!
Lubyat babka, ded i vnuki vzyat jurnal takoy ot skuki !"

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#253786 - 08/18/08 10:50 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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tatty patty stood me up for his reach around on 'maid of the mist,' so i got no play in canada. bummed out that we ran out of time and didn't get to go to the ripley's 'believe or not' museum. /random assessments of my trip


I apologize Profusely, Gigi. Trying to earn a living so I can hit Americaland a couple of times more this year. It's an honour to have someone so Fuckin' awesome see our dull-ass country. Shame on me for not touching base earlier. My buddy manages a restaurant in one of the hotels there...
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#253787 - 08/18/08 10:52 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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bump for niagara falls trip. more dumbass, irrelevant pictures to come!
[/quote}

Gigi, it's like you're putting a rainbow in all of our hearts...
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#253788 - 08/18/08 11:05 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Gigi, it's like you're putting a rainbow in all of our hearts...





What...the...fuck...is...this...shit? gtfo, you adt fanboi. Disgraceful. Is this what this place has become?
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#253789 - 08/19/08 01:44 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Waaaaaaaaah. You hurt my feelings. I've been offending folks here for some time now (and takin' my licks too). Gigi is stand-up, and she ain't in the biz. Hate all you want , you little fag,,,,
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#253790 - 08/19/08 07:32 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Gigi, you are one beautiful woman! your smile, your hair...i just wanna pinch your cheeks

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#253791 - 08/19/08 03:03 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Pimpleclit
Quote:



What...the...fuck...is...this...shit? gtfo, you adt fanboi. Disgraceful. Is this what this place has become?




Listen bitch and listen good.
Get your Av situation squared away ASAP.

There's 2 things XPT expects out of you ya mouthy cunt.
1. The bouncing tits Av.
2. You being my bitch.

Now police up your profile and lets see some effort ya lazy
whore.
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#253792 - 08/19/08 09:18 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

bump for niagara falls trip. more dumbass, irrelevant pictures to come!





We're waiting ..........
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#253793 - 08/19/08 09:19 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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I am still waiting for those sweet asshole shots.

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#253794 - 08/19/08 09:30 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

loupederast





SkeeterJr, stfu, you ballsnot swilling homo. Nice work defending the honor of one of your lousercrew fags. Is that the deal? You post in their defense and they give you the manlove you require while your eleven year old recoups from your nightly visits.
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#253795 - 08/20/08 07:42 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Lousercrew fags. Haha. Has a nice ring to it. Eat a dick, bitch...
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#253796 - 08/21/08 09:02 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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GiGi is very very pretty, I love the shape of your face and the way your smile is. And that rainbow picture really came out awesome!

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#253797 - 08/24/08 03:39 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Rise to the challenge, Gigi.



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#253798 - 08/24/08 05:23 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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i can't compete with that^^^
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#253799 - 08/24/08 05:32 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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i can't compete with that^^^




Oh, yes you can...on my cock.
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#253800 - 08/24/08 09:22 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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HEY! There's no challenge, here. I just wish I could rock a short haircut without looking like a Ukranian ladyboy.
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#253801 - 08/24/08 06:56 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Blue Offline
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So do you ever worry that one day you'll be sitting in a Cracker Barrel with the fam, and some guy's gonna walk up and say,"hey, I know you. Your that girl on the internet. You know, the one that said crank makes her asshole gap..." Cause you know, theres people out there that'd do it...

Oh, and by the way, you look damn fine.
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#253802 - 08/24/08 07:36 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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i fucking love cracker barrel. the one nearest me has an old tin advertising sign on the wall that says "DRINK SQUIRT." which is like, bonus points.
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#253803 - 08/24/08 10:34 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Da Burglar Offline
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OMG....Impossible choice....how much would it cost me for Both whores? Hello? Where's the fuckin' auctioneer???

OMG (part 2) ... I am just beset by the filthiest thoughts right now....I am sure glad neither of these women can read my mind or hear my thoughts.

But, as flawless as Chilledstoli is, if FORCED to choose I'd have to choose Gigi in a pinch simply because ....well, i cant say without divulging the above referenced FILTHy thoughts....

ohhhhh fuckkkkk yeahhhhh

And whats even better, I am sure chilledstoli would understand and not only NOT hold a grudge, but ask for pictures too.


Seriously....what would they charge for both?
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#253804 - 08/25/08 07:47 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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C'mon Burg, Gigi's not dumb enough to offer prices, make an offer in the college tuition range and I'm sure she'll give it some consideration.

Need I remind you of the picture of the tramp stamp?

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#253805 - 08/28/08 01:36 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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(mike rowe = )



I am soo glad I am not the only only who thinks Mike Rowe is totally hot...Even though he is old enough to be my dad i'd still hit it!

Chilledstoli
Gigi
Mike Rowe
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