Since were doing quotes, and since most of you probably dont want to read all that, heres some of my faves:
Quote: Ceara Lynch: tell me, is your wife often "tired" ? nfscheats: i dont know, sometimes i think that nfscheats: but she works hard nfscheats: i expect her to be nfscheats: what are you trying to say? Ceara Lynch: I'm trying to say your wife doesnt like having sex with you. I'd make more subtle jokes about it but you seem to thick headed to get it nfscheats: how the hell would you know!!
Quote: Ceara Lynch: does she know you spend your money on dirty underwear worn by strangers? nfscheats: no i wouldnt have her if she did Ceara Lynch: man, you should accidentally paste her phone # on here too nfscheats: i've made enough mistakes you know that nfscheats: im not losing my wife for you ceara!! Ceara Lynch: haha, i like how seriously you took that
Quote: nfscheats: do you want to at least want to watch me jerk off? Ceara Lynch: HAHAHHAHAHA nfscheats: while i pretend my cock is inside your little 20 year old pussy Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318 nfscheats: OMG nfscheats: not this again nfscheats: i was just getting in the mood!!!! GOD DAMNIT