Since were doing quotes, and since most of you probably dont want to read all that, heres some of my faves:

Quote:

Ceara Lynch: tell me, is your wife often "tired" ?
nfscheats: i dont know, sometimes i think that
nfscheats: but she works hard
nfscheats: i expect her to be
nfscheats: what are you trying to say?
Ceara Lynch: I'm trying to say your wife doesnt like having sex with you. I'd make more subtle jokes about it but you seem to thick headed to get it
nfscheats: how the hell would you know!!




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Ceara Lynch: does she know you spend your money on dirty underwear worn by strangers?
nfscheats: no i wouldnt have her if she did
Ceara Lynch: man, you should accidentally paste her phone # on here too
nfscheats: i've made enough mistakes you know that
nfscheats: im not losing my wife for you ceara!!
Ceara Lynch: haha, i like how seriously you took that




Quote:

nfscheats: do you want to at least want to watch me jerk off?
Ceara Lynch: HAHAHHAHAHA
nfscheats: while i pretend my cock is inside your little 20 year old pussy
Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318
nfscheats: OMG
nfscheats: not this again
nfscheats: i was just getting in the mood!!!! GOD DAMNIT