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I actually read a few received bulletins on myspace and it led me back to this. I underestimated Ceara- I think she's razor sharp in this. It's long so you mouth-breathers probably won't make it thru the entire thing... Quote:
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Dont fuck with me thanks
Hi, I know a lot of you read that bulletin I posted last night with some douche-bags CC# enclosed. Some of you were curious about what it was all about so here's our conversations. It's super long but consistantly quite funny. This first convo was about a month ago when he gave me the cc# and the second was just the other day. The best part is no matter how insensitive and cruel I am to this guy, he still tries wants to buy my panties and jerk off on his webcam for me (and I honestly don't believe he's a sub). It's like every time he get an erection he forgets I could potentially destroy his career and marriage without an ounce of guilt. COMEDY.
So sit back and read all of this. It's not like you have anything better to do.
nfscheats: hey can i have a quick call with u? nfscheats: i will pay Ceara Lynch: what do you want to talk about? nfscheats im holding a girls panties and i want to jerk to them Ceara Lynch: okay so what do you want to talk about? nfscheats i want you to tell me what to do with them nfscheats do we use yahoo IM to talk? Ceara Lynch: I have listings on niteflirt nfscheats: can i just paypal u then use yahoo IM? Ceara Lynch: I dont use yahoo IM nfscheats: msn? Ceara Lynch: nope nfscheats: skype? Ceara Lynch: no, just niteflirt Ceara Lynch: i dont like giving out my phone number nfscheats: dont worry - i live in australia Ceara Lynch: Doesnt matter nfscheats: ok im registering now Ceara Lynch: okay.. i dont know if you'll be able to call right away nfscheats: how come? Ceara Lynch: because they might want to approve your account first Ceara Lynch: you have to put money in your account, i dont know how long that takes nfscheats: cant we just use your webcam over yahoo IM and i pay right now with paypal? Ceara Lynch: you can't talk to me through my cam nfscheats: yeah i have a cam too Ceara Lynch: uh Ceara Lynch: did you even read what I said? nfscheats: but on niteflirt you offer webcams Ceara Lynch: yes nfscheats: so whats the difference what program you use the webcam with? Ceara Lynch: but i thought you wanted a phone conversation nfscheats: i'll pay for webcam that is fine Ceara Lynch: okay nfscheats: how much for 5 min Ceara Lynch: $25 nfscheats: can u do $20 for the first time? Ceara Lynch: okay, I dont strip though, you realize that right? nfscheats: yep thats fine nfscheats: ok what email do i send to? Ceara Lynch: ********@yahoo.com nfscheats: ok sending nfscheats: You have sent $20.00 USD to *******@yahoo.com. nfscheats: can we start now? nfscheats: my name is rob nfscheats: hey Ceara Lynch: hi nfscheats: can u talk? Ceara Lynch: omg are you kidding me? Ceara Lynch: i told you i cant talk through my cam nfscheats: oh i thought you meant you wouldnt nfscheats: what do u do in cam shows then? Ceara Lynch: this nfscheats: the picture isnt really updating tho Ceara Lynch: it freezes sometimes nfscheats: so you dont have a seperate mic? Ceara Lynch: no dude. thats why I told you I cant talk to you through my cam nfscheats: ah man nfscheats: are you sure i cant just skype you? Ceara Lynch: I dont use skype nfscheats: it allows me to call phones Ceara Lynch: obviously nfscheats: in the cam show can u show your bra and panties? Ceara Lynch: I can, but I dont nfscheats: will you for me? Ceara Lynch: no nfscheats: ah ceara i dont get what a webcam show is if you dont do anything Ceara Lynch: not really my problem Ceara Lynch: I explained to you that I dont strip nfscheats: that isnt stripping Ceara Lynch: yes it is nfscheats: stripping is going nude Ceara Lynch: no, going nude is going nude. stripping is stripping clothes Ceara Lynch: anyway, 5 minutes is up nfscheats: can i have some panties instead nfscheats: that wasnt worth anything Ceara Lynch: then why did you pay for it? nfscheats: i thought you would at least have a mic Ceara Lynch: you should have paid attention when I told you I didnt nfscheats: you didnt specifically, i thought that was your policy Ceara Lynch: okay, even if it was. either way you knew you couldnt talk to me nfscheats: no i didnt Ceara Lynch: yes you did nfscheats: seriously that's not fair Ceara Lynch: i made it quite clear nfscheats: can you refund it, all i saw was the same picture, it changed like 2 or 3 times Ceara Lynch: If you're going to be stupid enough to open a claim against me you're running the risk of both of our accounts being terminated nfscheats: well you are completely unfair Ceara Lynch: how? I told you I didnt strip, I told you I couldnt talk to you on cam. If you would have maybe stopped jacking off for two seconds and read what I had to say you'd know exactly what you were paying for nfscheats: you didnt even do a single thing in the cam show Ceara Lynch: what the fuck were you expecting?? nfscheats: at least some sort of movement! nfscheats: i saw the same picture!! Ceara Lynch: hahaha whatever dude. your problem Ceara Lynch: If you wanted a slut cam you had many many other options Ceara Lynch: its not my fault you didnt listen to me nfscheats: i just wanted you to talk to me - thats all Ceara Lynch: and i told you i couldnt Ceara Lynch: but you were too busy thinking with your dick Ceara Lynch: to accept that nfscheats: well there was obviously miscommunication Ceara Lynch: yeah, you can't read nfscheats: no, i thought you made an exception and would talk on webcam Ceara Lynch: did I say I would? Ceara Lynch: maybe if you didnt make stuff up in your head you wouldnt lose your money nfscheats: seriously tho, how can u charge ppl for nothing? Ceara Lynch: easy Ceara Lynch: i make a living off of i Ceara Lynch: it Ceara Lynch: I have regular customers who pay me more than what you did. you got a deal. nfscheats: why would that do that? for what? nfscheats: what do they benefit? Ceara Lynch: they get to see me. they love it. nfscheats: but you dont move... nfscheats: i could easily take a picture nfscheats: and pretend it is my webcam Ceara Lynch: hey that's cool, it'll save you $20 next time, eh? nfscheats: well you didnt give me a webcam nfscheats: even if you dont talk nfscheats: it still wasnt a webcam show nfscheats: webcam = motion Ceara Lynch: i was moving stupid nfscheats: eyes blinking, anything nfscheats: not on my screen you werent Ceara Lynch: get a faster computer, ive never had complaints nfscheats: that's not my fault Ceara Lynch: haha, so its my fault your computer sucks? Ceara Lynch: right... nfscheats: seriously it isnt my fault nfscheats: you didnt tell me any requirements Ceara Lynch: i told you EVERY requirment Ceara Lynch: no talking, no stripping, you got it buddy nfscheats: ceara, stop wasting both our times Ceara Lynch: hahaha agreed nfscheats: i can live without a paypal account Ceara Lynch: me too, i have a back up nfscheats: k nfscheats: you could just be one of those people who are nice, and at least willing Ceara Lynch: I'm very nice, i just dont do whatever random horny losers on the internet tell me to nfscheats: yes, and you didnt do anything! Ceara Lynch: and i told you i wouldnt! nfscheats: no.. you didnt nfscheats: im looking at my history now Ceara Lynch: i told you i wouldnt strip, if you wanted something else why didnt you say so? nfscheats: because the session did not even seem to be working Ceara Lynch: it was nfscheats: if you're dumb enough to sacrifice your account for $20, i think you're crazy Ceara Lynch: likewise nfscheats: if you claim these others pay you so much more Ceara Lynch: like i said, i havbe two Ceara Lynch: they do, and not through pp nfscheats: that doesnt matter, they are all linked with your name Ceara Lynch: yeah you would think that nfscheats: or IP address nfscheats: trust me paypal isnt stupid and i know the insides and outs nfscheats: if one of your accounts is shut down,all of them are Ceara Lynch: really? that's funny. i've already had 1 shut down nfscheats: maybe you moved <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">nfscheats: i remember hearing you did Ceara Lynch: so, paypal isnt stupid, but if I move they're totally fooled into thinking im a different person? right. nfscheats: yes obviously, as ppl can have the same name Ceara Lynch: cool, i'll just give them another address then nfscheats: try it Ceara Lynch: k nfscheats: i never thought you were this lame Ceara Lynch: ditto nfscheats: i am a loyal auction buyer of yours registered under another name Ceara Lynch: haha yeah right nfscheats: im serious Ceara Lynch: whats your name? nfscheats: do you really want to know? Ceara Lynch: yes because youre lying nfscheats: Zrussells [--this is customer who's spent litterally thousands on my panties--] Ceara Lynch: HAHAHHA Ceara Lynch: yeah I'm sure nfscheats: be sure Ceara Lynch: so how are you signed on two names at once? nfscheats: easy nfscheats: i have a laptop nfscheats: do i need to say more? Ceara Lynch: Yeah, because Zrussels isnt even online right now, I was bluffing. But I'll give you another chance, what's your first name? nfscheats: god Ceara Lynch: so what is it, hun? i know it's no biggie if you tell me because you sign your emails with it all the time nfscheats: i cant believe you are treating me like this Ceara Lynch: HAHAHA Ceara Lynch: Youre blatantly LYING to me Ceara Lynch: too funny Ceara Lynch: nice try.. but Zrussells would have probably paid me hundreds for that cam show. nfscheats: wrong nfscheats: he wont be buying anymore from you Ceara Lynch: I'm sure. nfscheats: why do i need you to believe me??? Ceara Lynch: I never said you did nfscheats: yes you did nfscheats: look up Ceara Lynch: I dont see it Ceara Lynch: I never said you need me to believe you nfscheats: put your glasses on Ceara Lynch: lol, I can read just fine nfscheats: no, i honestly dont think you can nfscheats: what can i do to get u to refund? nfscheats: i will do what it takes to bring my reputation back Ceara Lynch: your reputation? I could care less about that Ceara Lynch: I never liked you in the first place nfscheats: you never said that Ceara Lynch: yeah I know nfscheats: then nfscheats: i just want things to be back to the way they used to be Ceara Lynch: I'll bet nfscheats: why not? nfscheats: lets just forget this transaction happened, you refund it and we are friends again Ceara Lynch: I was never your friend, dude nfscheats: why not? nfscheats: you didnt hate me Ceara Lynch: I didnt like you either nfscheats: but you didnt hate me so that was fine in my books Ceara Lynch: I could care less about "your books" Ceara Lynch: In my books I have $20 and you dont nfscheats: well i will do what it takes to get it back nfscheats: i can easily call my credit card company Ceara Lynch: good for you! nfscheats: then what will you do? Ceara Lynch: laugh at you nfscheats: why? nfscheats: what did i do to deserve this treatment Ceara Lynch: thinking with your dick nfscheats: i wasnt! nfscheats: i didnt even jack off nfscheats: how could i nfscheats: i felt like shit Ceara Lynch: I made you feel like shit? nfscheats: yes Ceara Lynch: COOL nfscheats: why? Ceara Lynch: hahaha nfscheats: how is that possibly cool??? nfscheats: dont you want to make people feel good? Ceara Lynch: no, not really. I pretty much make my living off of making people feel bad nfscheats: what kind of living is that? Ceara Lynch: a rather content one nfscheats: you cant make enough to live Ceara Lynch: really? that's funny, cause I do nfscheats: enough to live with your parents maybe Ceara Lynch: Hahaha, nope, try again nfscheats: ok enough to live with your uncle nfscheats: who pays you for shows too Ceara Lynch: lol Ceara Lynch: why would my uncle pay for my webcam shows if I live with him? Ceara Lynch: you're not very bright nfscheats: cause he is odd, sort of like you Ceara Lynch: oh okay nfscheats: and you dont know when enough is enough nfscheats: your parents probably always said that to you Ceara Lynch: enough of what? nfscheats: causing people pain Ceara Lynch: wow, did I make you cry and everything? nfscheats: close enough to it nfscheats: in words Ceara Lynch: too funny nfscheats: it really isnt Ceara Lynch: to me it is, for sure nfscheats: you just make funnyness out of it Ceara Lynch: exactly! nfscheats: but how is that cool? Ceara Lynch: i dont recall saying it was "cool," but it makes my life much more amusing and entertaining nfscheats: wow, you must live such a life nfscheats: do you even have a man who cares Ceara Lynch: Yep, my daddy and my boyfriend nfscheats: or does all he want is to strip you nfscheats: of your values Ceara Lynch: hahahahahaha, you're hilarious nfscheats: how? nfscheats: im sure it was your boyfriend who conned you into thios Ceara Lynch: what? making money off of stupid men? Ceara Lynch: no that was my idea nfscheats: no selling your self to them Ceara Lynch: HAHAHA nfscheats: youre a slut nfscheats: who takes money for sex Ceara Lynch: that would be a whore nfscheats: but you dont actually give the sex Ceara Lynch: so, it's sort of like the exact opposite of being a whore, huh? Ceara Lynch: with that logic any girl that gets paid for anything is "selling herself" nfscheats: yes nfscheats: no, but you show yourself and no more Ceara Lynch: whats your poit? nfscheats: im not paying $20 for a picture of you Ceara Lynch: looks like you already did nfscheats: i already have free ones of your pussy and all nfscheats: i can prove it Ceara Lynch: hahaha!! I'm so sure nfscheats: remember that magazine you posed nude in, selling your soul for? Ceara Lynch: my soul? hahahaha Ceara Lynch: yeah I posed in a mag, it was awesome. nfscheats: whatever you want to call it nfscheats: how could it be awesome having someone else take a picture of you? Ceara Lynch: I really like posing for the camera. the whole experience was just really fun. nfscheats: what could you have possibly gained nfscheats: other than discust Ceara Lynch: It was cool to see myself in a magazine. I wanted to be in barely legal before I turned 20. Ceara Lynch: also I got to take a trip to LA I'll never forget nfscheats: what if your parents see Ceara Lynch: they already have nfscheats: right nfscheats: why would they Ceara Lynch: Because someone told them about it nfscheats: and now youre probably not their daughter Ceara Lynch: hahahaha, no my parents are awesome people. they didnt like it but they got over it pretty quickly. Ceara Lynch: they know it was just a one time thing so they dont really care nfscheats: how do they know? you could easily step out and do it again Ceara Lynch: yeah but I'm not. And they believe that. I have no reason to lie to them. nfscheats: 4510563344563318 nfscheats: shit wrong screen nfscheats: just delete that please Ceara Lynch: haha is that your cc number? nfscheats: no Ceara Lynch: yeah i think it is nfscheats: it's not Ceara Lynch: okay so you wont mind if i save it then nfscheats: just remove it from your history Ceara Lynch: why? nfscheats: do i have to have an explaination for everything?? nfscheats: i just dont want any problems Ceara Lynch: because its your cc number? nfscheats: not really nfscheats: it doesnt have the expiry Ceara Lynch: haha so it is! Ceara Lynch: HILARIOUS nfscheats: shut up Ceara Lynch: *saves* nfscheats: why must you keep doing this to me??? FUCK Ceara Lynch: god you're funny Ceara Lynch: okay Ceara Lynch: here's the deal. nfscheats: that's one thing i dont want you to have nfscheats: just please remove it Ceara Lynch: No, i'm saving it nfscheats: i dont deal with lynches nfscheats: if you made a mistake i would fulfill with you Ceara Lynch: you would fullfill with me? nfscheats: you know what i mean.. Ceara Lynch: no, i dont nfscheats: you really know how to get on peoples back and tear them apart nfscheats: i dont deserve this!!! i didnt even ask for it Ceara Lynch: yeah, but if you would shut up for a second, i was about to tell you something nice Ceara Lynch: I'm refunding your chump change, because I've seriously been entertained tourmenting you Ceara Lynch: you're so easy to upset, it's unbelievable nfscheats: i thought you got upset nfscheats: you werent upset at all?? Ceara Lynch: why would i get upset? i had your money. Ceara Lynch: I've been laughing at you dude Ceara Lynch: but you can have it back nfscheats: man i totally thought you were stressing out Ceara Lynch: what the hell do I have to stress out over? your empty threats ? nfscheats: cause i almost shed a f__n tear Ceara Lynch: thats YOU being upset, not me nfscheats: i already give you my business CC and you just get to have joy by having it Ceara Lynch: yes nfscheats: it was supposed to be pasted into my purchase nfscheats: not this stupid window Ceara Lynch: But now its mine! oh the irony nfscheats: now i have a chance of losing my job nfscheats: i mean nfscheats: just erase it, seriously. nfscheats: you've put me through enough and you know it Ceara Lynch: nah, i just sent back your $20, but I'm definitely keeping your CC number nfscheats: oh come on nfscheats: cant we forget this whole talk nfscheats: just delete the history nfscheats: that is worth more to me than any webcam show Ceara Lynch: i dont want to forget about this talk, i love this talk nfscheats: im going to flip Ceara Lynch: YAY! nfscheats: cant you show any passion nfscheats: i made an honest mistake Ceara Lynch: yeah, a couple nfscheats: i have no idea why i pressed enter after pasting nfscheats: im dumb and you rule, is that all you wanted to hear? Ceara Lynch: maybe you secretly WANTED to give it to me nfscheats: haha Ceara Lynch: no nfscheats: i beg you to remove it Ceara Lynch: nah nfscheats: ceara this isnt funny anymore nfscheats: you got your laugh Ceara Lynch: still am nfscheats: cant we end it nfscheats: remove this history - and we never talked Ceara Lynch: nah nfscheats: i will lose my job if that card number is even attempted to be run in another state nfscheats: what can i offer you to remove it? Ceara Lynch: $50 nfscheats: what?? nfscheats: i thought you would say like dont message me again or something Ceara Lynch: haha if i wanted that i would just block you nfscheats: all i ask is to click one button, cant you move your hand up just a bit to delete it Ceara Lynch: like i said, you're really entertaining me here Ceara Lynch: no nfscheats: i dont find any of this even remotely funny tho Ceara Lynch: I dont really care nfscheats: youre pressuring me into things Ceara Lynch: such as? nfscheats: that you wont delete my cc # Ceara Lynch: what am I pressuring you into? nfscheats: i dont know anymore nfscheats: i need to vent nfscheats: fuck fuck fuck nfscheats: i dont even know if i want to go into work tomorrow now nfscheats: and if you think for a second im kidding nfscheats: you've ruined me enough Ceara Lynch: i havnt ruined you at all dude, this is all in your head nfscheats: but the fact you have the ability to does nfscheats: im the type of person that looks at all angels nfscheats: now i'll always have you in my damn head... just the fact you have it Ceara Lynch: YES! nfscheats: and the fact you could use it against me any time you feel nfscheats: why do you get off at this? Ceara Lynch: I'm rubbing my hands together and laughing cruelly right now nfscheats: oh my god nfscheats: im about to piss myself nfscheats: and you're fuckin laughing Ceara Lynch: ironic, isnt it? nfscheats: how does your boyfriend put up with you? Ceara Lynch: Oh I'm very nice to my friends nfscheats: cant we just be friends again like i asked before? nfscheats: what does it take to be your friend/? Ceara Lynch: We were never friends dude! nfscheats: well i mean companions, or whatever you call it Ceara Lynch: I dont make "friends" or "companions" with random horny dudes on the internet, I make money off them and laugh Ceara Lynch: you dont seem to get it nfscheats: im not horny nfscheats: i didnt even jack off like i wanted to nfscheats: my head was hurting nfscheats: i think i need to go take some advil nfscheats: i need you to promise me you will erase this conversation Ceara Lynch: nope nfscheats: why cant you be the nice girl who says ok ok fine fine Ceara Lynch: Because that's not who I am nfscheats: it's like you tie me down and kick my face Ceara Lynch: nice analogy! Ceara Lynch: I like to think of it that way too nfscheats: this is too good to be true nfscheats: you just have to stop nfscheats: please ceara Ceara Lynch: too good? I knew you'd start enjoying this nfscheats: i'll go on my knees if i have to , i will Ceara Lynch: I dont really care Ceara Lynch: I cant see you nfscheats: well what am i supposed to do to have the queen listen? Ceara Lynch: $50 nfscheats: that's too much Ceara Lynch: okay nfscheats: i just want to be able to use words to resolve this nfscheats: and not have to give myself a headache Ceara Lynch: okay, have fun with that nfscheats: you just want to make me smash my head agaisnt the desk Ceara Lynch: that would be cool too nfscheats: but it would hurt nfscheats: and im going to go insane nfscheats: im not one of those people who easily get over that sort of thing Ceara Lynch: even better nfscheats: like this will go on for weeks... you can torture me like this Ceara Lynch: telling me this isnt helping your cause nfscheats: i thought you would pity me Ceara Lynch: HAHAHAHA nfscheats: and snap your finger and say i deleted the history Ceara Lynch: youre just making me laugh harder nfscheats: just pretend you whipped the shit out of me nfscheats: and had your fun nfscheats: now give me mine Ceara Lynch: your what? nfscheats: my happiness nfscheats: just let me get this off my head nfscheats: how do you expect me to sleep Ceara Lynch: how do you expect me to care? nfscheats: dont you have one caring gene in your body? Ceara Lynch: not for you nfscheats: how could you not care for some other human nfscheats: who is so sorry for what he did nfscheats: and cries and begs Ceara Lynch: like I said, it just makes me laugh harder Ceara Lynch: you really dont get it, do you? nfscheats: ahhhhh nfscheats: i get that you want money nfscheats: but i cant give Ceara Lynch: okay nfscheats: why cant you do me one smalll favor Ceara Lynch: I already did you one BIG favor, a refund nfscheats: ok you refunded me for nothing, im just about ready to pull my hair out nfscheats: if you could only see me now, you'd probably delete the history in a second Ceara Lynch: I'd probably be crying from laughing so hard watching you pull your hair out nfscheats: how do you laugh at such a thing nfscheats: it is against human nature nfscheats: you're supposed to feel sorry nfscheats: ceara if i knew you i'd kiss your toes nfscheats: i'd beg for forgiveness Ceara Lynch: fucking gross nfscheats: i would do anything to make you laugh at me nfscheats: including you piss all over me nfscheats: and make me feel like shit nfscheats: by then you'd still probably not do such a simple thing i ask Ceara Lynch: why would i do you favors for pissing on yourself? thats gross nfscheats: how about this.. you delete the history i give you my word i wont botgher you Ceara Lynch: wow youre really really stupid nfscheats: how am i stupid Ceara Lynch: If that was of ANY interest to me, i'd block you you fucking moron Ceara Lynch: I am already in control of whether or not you bother me nfscheats: what would you do in my situation nfscheats: my wife has already asked why im not sleeping nfscheats: for her sake can you do it? Ceara Lynch: hahahahah tell her because you paid some bratty 20 year old $20 to see her face on cam and then gave her your CC #!!! Ceara Lynch: tell me what she says nfscheats: im not that stupid ceara Ceara Lynch: coulda fooled me nfscheats: you must be joking nfscheats: i know youre playing a game, but just let it end nfscheats: you've already got me in trouble with one thing Ceara Lynch: hey, i'm playing as long as you are Ceara Lynch: i havnt gotten you in trouble with anything nfscheats: but my wife wants me to sleep nfscheats: i cant sleep with this on my mind nfscheats: she's going to find out, my face is red Ceara Lynch: OH NO!! why didnt you say so??? Ceara Lynch: now I really care nfscheats: you do? nfscheats: finally Ceara Lynch: .... you really thought that was serious? nfscheats: i hope it was ok nfscheats: i can have hope you know nfscheats: im sorry Ceara Lynch: man youre dumb nfscheats: just say "Rob i deleted your history, go to sleep now" Ceara Lynch: Sorry, I dont tell lies nfscheats: just for me, this once, i wont do it again Ceara Lynch: wont do what again? nfscheats: make a dumbass mistake Ceara Lynch: well thats no fun for me Ceara Lynch: I love your dumbass mistakes nfscheats: i'll make another mistake, just not such an important one nfscheats: i'll make whatever other mistake you want in exchange Ceara Lynch: okay, mistakenly give me $50 nfscheats: ah man, why... nfscheats: will you atleast give me something for it? Ceara Lynch: yeah, satisfaction of knowing I deleted your cc # nfscheats: can you call me from a blocked # ? Ceara Lynch: no Ceara Lynch: im not giving you shit anymore nfscheats: $50 to delete my credit card is unfair Ceara Lynch: okay Ceara Lynch: i'll keep it then nfscheats: do you have a better offer ceara nfscheats: i will plead Ceara Lynch: nope Ceara Lynch: i dont care nfscheats: atleast you dont know what company the card is from Ceara Lynch: okay Ceara Lynch: so you feel better now? nfscheats: well i think you wont run it nfscheats: if i can give myself hope i will nfscheats: it's all i have left Ceara Lynch: alright, have fun with that nfscheats: i win!! nfscheats: i beat ceara Ceara Lynch: you won? i've just been laughing at you.. if you're not worth laughing at anymore I can just find someone else nfscheats: you've got to be kidding me nfscheats: who havent been laughing the whole time, only maybe at the beginning nfscheats: you felt pity Ceara Lynch: okay so why do i still have your cc #? nfscheats: you dont nfscheats: you deleted it, remember? Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318 ! nfscheats: STOP PASTING IT!! Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318 Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318 Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318 nfscheats: ceara Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318 Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318!! nfscheats: fuck nfscheats: call it quits please Ceara Lynch: i thought you won? Ceara Lynch: hahaha nfscheats: youre really hurting me tho nfscheats: i was trying to play you - it didnt seem to work very well Ceara Lynch: yeah guess not nfscheats: you must allow for some sacrifice nfscheats: how did you get my cc number so fast? nfscheats: it's not in another file is it? Ceara Lynch: um, because I have it saved nfscheats: i thought it was only in your history Ceara Lynch: it is Ceara Lynch: and on this paper next to me Ceara Lynch: and saved on a word document nfscheats: paper??? nfscheats: whahhhhat Ceara Lynch: yeah, i wrote it down, obviously nfscheats: why is it so obvious Ceara Lynch: because i just told you nfscheats: do you really want me to just cry Ceara Lynch: i could care less either way' nfscheats: what do you care about other than friends/family nfscheats: dont you get off by making someone happy nfscheats: instead of humilitating them nfscheats: FUCK now my wife is questioning me Ceara Lynch: yes! Ceara Lynch: what is she saying? nfscheats: ceara just delete it nfscheats: well for starters i dont get sex tonight Ceara Lynch: hahahaha!! nfscheats: she is too "tired" nfscheats: whatever ceara i cant believe you nfscheats: i used to be in her good books nfscheats: now she thinks im up to something nfscheats: because im never on this late during work nights Ceara Lynch: so funny Ceara Lynch: does she know you spend your money on dirty underwear worn by strangers? nfscheats: no i wouldnt have her if she did Ceara Lynch: man, you should accidentally paste her phone # on here too nfscheats: i've made enough mistakes you know that nfscheats: im not losing my wife for you ceara!! Ceara Lynch: haha, i like how seriously you took that nfscheats: i'll have to be honest with my work nfscheats: i'll tell my wife about this if i have to nfscheats: whatever it takes to get your mind to get off this Ceara Lynch: COOL, tell me all about it when you do, k? nfscheats: noonono nfscheats: you're supposed to believe it, im not actually gonna do it Ceara Lynch: hahahahaha nfscheats: why must you keep laughing Ceara Lynch: it's so funny how you think you can do something BESIDES pay me to get me to delete your cc # Ceara Lynch: like you're actually worth something more than what you make for a living. nfscheats: i feel like i have a knife in my stomach nfscheats: how will i get into bed without being so scared Ceara Lynch: why are you asking me? nfscheats: cant you help? Ceara Lynch: you think I'm going to help you? Ceara Lynch: man, are you high? nfscheats: thats what you do for a living nfscheats: im going to need to get to or i wont be able to sleep nfscheats: DAAAAAMMMNIT Ceara Lynch: get to what? nfscheats: i didnt minimize the window in time nfscheats: "who is ceara" Ceara Lynch: hahahhaha nfscheats: you laugh but if it was you, you wouldnt wish i was treating you this way Ceara Lynch: good thing I'm me! Ceara Lynch: and you're dumb nfscheats: i made a SILLY mistake nfscheats: and now im risking my wife thinking im deceiving her Ceara Lynch: so why are you still here talking to me? nfscheats: i cant go to work tomorrow knowing someone has my card nfscheats: im not in one of those "low" positions Ceara Lynch: you must not be in a very "high" one either if you can't pay a simple $50 for blackmail nfscheats: but i dont want to run my card again tonight Ceara Lynch: okay nfscheats: im going to go f"N nuts Ceara Lynch: sweet nfscheats: now my wife is telling me to sleep in this fuckin office nfscheats: god damnit nfscheats: ceara what you've done is real, you got a laugh and fucked my ass up Ceara Lynch: I think you just like talking to me nfscheats: ah i wish nfscheats: i dont usually talk to you as you can tell nfscheats: i just want to clear up our issues and be done with it nfscheats: can i have your panties for $50 too? Ceara Lynch: I'm sure you do Ceara Lynch: no nfscheats: but i want a pair nfscheats: at least i would get some satisfaction from you Ceara Lynch: okay then $100 nfscheats: but you said $50 before Ceara Lynch: yeah $50 to delete your # and $50 for the panties nfscheats: i want them to be discustingly dirty nfscheats: and i will only pay $50 its my final offer Ceara Lynch: for what? nfscheats: for the panties and removing my cc Ceara Lynch: nope nfscheats: ceara please, i BEG you nfscheats: i will go on my knees on webcam Ceara Lynch: and I will laugh at you and find more places to write down your cc # Ceara Lynch: maybe give it to my girlfriends nfscheats: dont laugh nfscheats: nononono nfscheats: those ppl are so untrustworthy Ceara Lynch: how would you know? nfscheats: i will follow your ever order nfscheats: just delete it Ceara Lynch: okay give me $50 Ceara Lynch: thats an order nfscheats: and panties? Ceara Lynch: you want to give me panties? nfscheats: yes Ceara Lynch: i dont want your panties nfscheats: i want them Ceara Lynch: okay, so keep them nfscheats: but for $50 i want them Ceara Lynch: sure, no problem. Ceara Lynch: $50 for panties nfscheats: and removing my cc, it's only one click ceara!! nfscheats: i didnt ask you to write it down Ceara Lynch: i never said you did, it was my own choice nfscheats: i need you to shred the paper you wrote it on, dont just scrumple it up Ceara Lynch: $50 for panties and $50 to remove the number nfscheats: you know this is the first time i've ever slept in this office nfscheats: isnt that enough for you Ceara Lynch: why should i care? nfscheats: because. you are a nice girl nfscheats: with caring values and a true heart Ceara Lynch: yes, but not for you Ceara Lynch: I save all my hate for you baby nfscheats: why me nfscheats: i dont deserve this nfscheats: and i've spent an hour humiliating myself just for one small favor Ceara Lynch: i never asked you to humiliate yourself, those were your choices nfscheats: i didnt get the jack off like i wanted to, and dont even get to sleep with my wife Ceara Lynch: i think you liked it nfscheats: the only reason i msged you was to jack off - you know that nfscheats: you had to spoil it for me nfscheats: then you just stabbed me 15 times Ceara Lynch: stop it, youre flattering me. nfscheats: how does my hate flatter you Ceara Lynch: hate? I was talking about how I ruined your little jack off session and managed to stab you 15 times without even trying nfscheats: i fuckin just wanted to jack off nfscheats: damn i felt horny nfscheats: horny enough to msg ceara even Ceara Lynch: Hahahaha, nice one nfscheats: arent you supposed to encourage me to jack off nfscheats: make my cock hard nfscheats: not tie a belt around my balls and pull Ceara Lynch: I'm an online dom, that's EXACTLY what I'm suppose to do Ceara Lynch: I dont encourage anyone to "jack off," if they are I dont want to hear about it nfscheats: i bet if i was in front of you, you'd be weeping Ceara Lynch: no, just you nfscheats: what is your goal with me, to get me to cry? Ceara Lynch: i dont have any goal, I'm just amusing myself nfscheats: how can u live like this and be amused Ceara Lynch: because you're giving me so much to laugh at nfscheats: what the heck do u laugh at, all i see are hate words nfscheats: at least i didnt make you wet Ceara Lynch: yeah, I'm sure you're used to that though. nfscheats: fuck nfscheats: why do you always come back like that?? Ceara Lynch: tell me, is your wife often "tired" ? nfscheats: i dont know, sometimes i think that nfscheats: but she works hard nfscheats: i expect her to be nfscheats: what are you trying to say? Ceara Lynch: I'm trying to say your wife doesnt like having sex with you. I'd make more subtle jokes about it but you seem to thick headed to get it nfscheats: how the hell would you know!! Ceara Lynch: because you asked me what i was trying to say nfscheats: she sure seems to enjoy it when we do nfscheats: do you normally need lube to have sex? Ceara Lynch: I dont talk about my sex life with losers nfscheats: as you dont have one nfscheats: your boyfriend is all made up Ceara Lynch: okay, if thats what you want to believe. doesnt change my life. nfscheats: it hurt you, just a bit Ceara Lynch: it hurts me that you think i dont have a boyfriend? nfscheats: you may not admit it but i know it did Ceara Lynch: what? nfscheats: i know you dont have a boyfriend nfscheats: you are probably searching online for one Ceara Lynch: yeah, wanna be mine? nfscheats: maybe, in an online sense nfscheats: but you cant tell my wife Ceara Lynch: hahahaha are you serious? nfscheats: if youre up for it nfscheats: you're almost making me blush nfscheats: this is the ceara i like Ceara Lynch: omg i can't even tell at this point if you're for real or not. you're so unbelievable stupid. nfscheats: are you joking or being serious?? nfscheats: you change your view so fast it's hard to tell Ceara Lynch: hahahaha i can't believe you tried to make fun of me saying that I search the internet for boyfriend, and then got all excited when I asked if you wanted to be mine nfscheats: do you want to at least want to watch me jerk off? Ceara Lynch: HAHAHHAHAH nfscheats: while i pretend my cock is inside your little 20 year old pussy Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318 nfscheats: OMG nfscheats: not this again nfscheats: i was just getting in the mood!!!! GOD DAMNIT Ceara Lynch: hahaha youre so fucking stupid! i can't believe you're trying to cyber with me now Ceara Lynch: wow nfscheats: well what am i supposed to do, continue to suck up to you? Ceara Lynch: maybe you should goto bed to your wife you fucking idiot nfscheats: she wont let me!! Ceara Lynch: hahahaha nfscheats: it's not fuckin funny Ceara Lynch: no, its HILARIOUS nfscheats: my credit card number maybe, but not this Ceara Lynch: I'm blackmailing you and you ask me if I want to watch you jack off. HAHAHHAHAHA!! nfscheats: this is real life ceara, not in your little fake world Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318 nfscheats: ceara stop that nfscheats: i said i didnt want it to get out there Ceara Lynch: i know, thats why im doing it nfscheats: what if you accidentally paste it somewhere else Ceara Lynch: god that would be a riot Ceara Lynch: so are you my boyfriend now??? HAHAHHAHAHA! nfscheats: ok you've hurt me, we can admit it nfscheats: can i buy you a present from victoria's secret Ceara Lynch: go for it nfscheats: go pick what you want nfscheats: or what styles do you prefer Ceara Lynch: hahaha, why the fuck do you want to buy me something? nfscheats: maybe it will get you to delete my cc? Ceara Lynch: yeah, it wont nfscheats: well it will get me one step closer nfscheats: i want to buy you something, just let me ceara Ceara Lynch: i thought you didnt want to run your credit card again nfscheats: i can use my bank account with VS nfscheats: i've done it before with my wife Ceara Lynch: sweet, so as long as I have your cc # you will buy my stuff in vain belief that i'll be one step closer to deleting your # nfscheats: you arent supposed to say that! Ceara Lynch: um, i say whatever i want nfscheats: just let me do what i feel is right nfscheats: just tell me what the heck you want Ceara Lynch: youre so full of shitt nfscheats: i want to make it romantic Ceara Lynch: $50 nfscheats: pick it from VS nfscheats: i will send you the confirmation number in a matter of seconds nfscheats: i already have an account ready nfscheats: and you dont need to deal with my stupidity of a refund Ceara Lynch: I want $50 Ceara Lynch: not your made up confirmation number nfscheats: i will forward you the email!!! Ceara Lynch: if i were to even agree to this deal Id still keep your number until I got the package in my hand Ceara Lynch: and thats an IF nfscheats: i'll give you the benefit of the doubt Ceara Lynch: what doubt? nfscheats: well the fact you *may* delete it nfscheats: i have hope nfscheats: that's what i need nfscheats: just tell me what you want Ceara Lynch: $50 nfscheats: from VS!!!! Ceara Lynch: no nfscheats: why not? Ceara Lynch: i have plenty of crap from there nfscheats: u can never have enough nfscheats: please ceara, i beg you nfscheats: i just want to sleep - please let me this time Ceara Lynch: I give you permission to sleep nfscheats: but i need to have this off my chest nfscheats: ceara my head is going to explode nfscheats: just let me have some satisfaction Ceara Lynch: okay well, whenever you have the $50 let me know nfscheats: i have it nfscheats: i can use it with VS Ceara Lynch: no nfscheats: why not? nfscheats: i'll spend 75 then Ceara Lynch: i already fucking told you nfscheats: you bitch!! Ceara Lynch: youre a liar. if its worth $75 at VS it's worth $50 paypal. I know you're have no intentions of buying me anything. even if you do I DONT CARE because i have plenty of stuff from vs. nfscheats: what can i do from you, anything but VS nfscheats: i mean anything but Paypal Ceara Lynch: youre out of luck, shit head nfscheats: why must you fight with me!! Ceara Lynch: because you fight back. nfscheats: if i had you on the bed i'd have you tied and gagged nfscheats: so i couldnt hear any shit from you Ceara Lynch: hahahhaha Ceara Lynch: i would have you arrested nfscheats: why nfscheats: isnt that what doms do? Ceara Lynch: no, doms do the exact opposite nfscheats: which is???? Ceara Lynch: not being tied and gagged? that's for subs like you, moron nfscheats: but im not a sub Ceara Lynch: you sure act like one nfscheats: how? i made a fuckin mistake and become one?? nfscheats: cant u just untie me Ceara Lynch: untie you? your on the internet dude nfscheats: have you seen the movie "shortbus" Ceara Lynch: no nfscheats: you remind me of the girl who cant have an orgasm by a guy, only a girl Ceara Lynch: hahaha, im not into girls at all Ceara Lynch: funny nfscheats: i saw you with anohter girl on ebanned nfscheats: wearing her panties Ceara Lynch: ive never worn another girls panties nfscheats: yes you have Ceara Lynch: I did an double auction where a girl wore mine, and another with my cousin where we wore our own nfscheats: i could have swore i saw you wear another girls Ceara Lynch: disgusting, not a chance nfscheats: i think she was blonde Ceara Lynch: all in your head nfscheats: ceara im not bullshitting you nfscheats: how dirty do your panties get? Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318 nfscheats: and do you mostly wear thongs for bikinis Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318 nfscheats: CEARA FOR GOD SAKES Ceara Lynch: dont ask me questions like that you fucking loser nfscheats: please just answer Ceara Lynch: gotta go, boyfriend is here Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318 ! nfscheats: bullshit nfscheats: you bitch!! **signs off**
(ONE MONTH LATER)
nfscheats: hey Ceara Lynch: hi nfscheats: hows life? Ceara Lynch: fine nfscheats: you gonna list an auctionn today Ceara Lynch: no Ceara Lynch: haha wtf Ceara Lynch: you want to buy my panties? nfscheats: why not Ceara Lynch: because you gave me your CC # and I just laughed at you and called you a moron Ceara Lynch: I still have it too nfscheats: bs nfscheats: u scraped it Ceara Lynch: haha no, want me to find it? nfscheats: i bet u cant Ceara Lynch: one sec im doing something Ceara Lynch: ah here it is Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318 Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318 Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318 nfscheats: damnit bitch Ceara Lynch: haha Ceara Lynch: guess it's still accurate nfscheats: oh well, u want to swipe it and give me some of your panties nfscheats: my wifes dont smell half as good as yours Ceara Lynch: I'm not giving you anything smart one Ceara Lynch: man you're stupid nfscheats: not as dumb as u Ceara Lynch: umm, let's see, do I give my cc# out to greedy little bitches? no no that'd be you. nfscheats: like i said it was a mistake Ceara Lynch: a dumb mistake Ceara Lynch: dumb dumb dumb nfscheats: at least you havent been greedy with it.. i thank you for that Ceara Lynch: why? Ceara Lynch: you get off on this blackmail shit huh? nfscheats: not at all nfscheats: i'd way rather get off to your panties Ceara Lynch: so why the fuck would you thank me for being greedy? nfscheats: but would you be interested in watching my webcam? Ceara Lynch: fuck no Ceara Lynch: I'm not interested in doing anything with you but stressing you out and pissing you off nfscheats: stress me out on webcam, tell me what to do with my cock ] Ceara Lynch: cut it off Ceara Lynch: feed it to a dog nfscheats: ouch nfscheats: i'd rather you just take care of it Ceara Lynch: like pour acid on it? Ceara Lynch: smash it with a mallet? nfscheats: if your saliva is acid then yes nfscheats: if your foot is a mallet then yes Ceara Lynch: loser nfscheats: i'll let you be Ceara Lynch: let me be what? nfscheats: yourself Ceara Lynch: you idiot, i dont need you to let me be anything nfscheats: hell yes i do nfscheats: or else you'd kick my ass Ceara Lynch: Stupid, I'm myself no matter what Ceara Lynch: no one "lets" me be anything nfscheats: you know what i mean Ceara Lynch: No I dont, retard nfscheats: just chill out nfscheats: and finger yourself for me Ceara Lynch: hahahaaha nfscheats: i'd pay a lot to see you do that Ceara Lynch: my ass you would. you're a fucking cheap loser nfscheats: bullshit nfscheats: i just havent gotten jack from you nfscheats: i dont pay to watch a picture of you Ceara Lynch: well other people DO. so you're not worth shit. nfscheats: im worth a few mill actually Ceara Lynch: HAHAH Ceara Lynch: dude, you've lied to me SO many times, i can't bleieve you actually expect me to believe that nfscheats: i dont need you to believe it nfscheats: just imagine it Ceara Lynch: if you were worth that much you wouldnt have whined like a little bitch over $20 on paypal nfscheats: you whined too!! Ceara Lynch: no i didnt i had your money stupid, i was laughing nfscheats: youre plan mean Ceara Lynch: duh nfscheats: let me be Ceara Lynch: let you be what? an idiot? i dont have to let you be that nfscheats: ahhhhh im so frustrated nfscheats: just let me be alone Ceara Lynch: just stop talking to me moron nfscheats: fine Ceara Lynch: bye ! 4510563344563318 nfscheats: asshole nfscheats: you cant get enough Ceara Lynch: apparently you cant either nfscheats: but why do you enjoy doing this to me, dont you have better things to do? Ceara Lynch: not at the moment Ceara Lynch: I have some time to kill and you're just soooo easy to rile up nfscheats: isnt your b/f there Ceara Lynch: no hes at work nfscheats: he's probably "at work" with another chick Ceara Lynch: haha okay nfscheats: i bet you'd love to watch her suck his cock too Ceara Lynch: I dont share you fantasies dude nfscheats: how do i know? Ceara Lynch: because i just told you Ceara Lynch: idiot nfscheats: you could be lying nfscheats: like u usually are Ceara Lynch: um, no i havnt lied to you once Ceara Lynch: you, however, have fed me lots of bullshit nfscheats: stop being miss princess Ceara Lynch: i'll be whoever i want Ceara Lynch: 4510563344563318 Ceara Lynch: hahahahha nfscheats: you are such an ass Ceara Lynch: I know, right? nfscheats: but how can you expect me to buy your services Ceara Lynch: I dont Ceara Lynch: I would expect you to be AVOIDING me by now nfscheats: but i have my cock out for you Ceara Lynch: WHY??? Ceara Lynch: jesus christ youre unbelievable. nfscheats: i just want a cam girl who is decent Ceara Lynch: so go find one you fucking idiot Ceara Lynch: why are you talking to me? I dont like you nfscheats: you sort of do Ceara Lynch: no, i like pissing you off Ceara Lynch: BECAUSE I dont like you nfscheats: fine whatever Ceara Lynch: so go find yourself a camgirl you moron, i cant believe youre talking to me like I have any interest in your mini-dick other than to see it get castrated nfscheats: wow i cant believe you just typed that Ceara Lynch: really? nfscheats: your little innocent 20 year old brain capable of so much hatge Ceara Lynch: You're really surprised i said that? I've been saying shit like this to you since last time we talked Ceara Lynch: I figured youd be used to it by now nfscheats: not really Ceara Lynch: hahahha Ceara Lynch: you like it Ceara Lynch: fucking loser nfscheats: bllshit fuckin chicka Ceara Lynch: then why do you keep talking to me?? I'm not nice to you in the least Ceara Lynch: you know what to expect and you keep coming back for more Ceara Lynch: masochistic freak nfscheats: i hope to see you change Ceara Lynch: hahah you think you can change me over yahoo messenger? nfscheats: sort of nfscheats: it wont hurt nfscheats: well im going to go stroke my cock now Ceara Lynch: no, it will hurt, because im going to make a myspace bulletin now with your cc# nfscheats: you better not or there will be trouble Ceara Lynch: yeah trouble for you Ceara Lynch: this is what you get for being an idiot nfscheats: just leave me alone for a bit Ceara Lynch: nope, too late Ceara Lynch: making it now nfscheats: stop typing nfscheats: go on to someone else, do a webcam show or something Ceara Lynch: haha Ceara Lynch: this is a lot more fun Ceara Lynch: are you stroking your dick now at the thought of all my friends using your boss's cc#? hahahahhaha nfscheats: hell no nfscheats: i will watch a porn Ceara Lynch: okay have fun nfscheats: i will Ceara Lynch: posted. nfscheats: bs nfscheats: youre all talk girl, dont you think i know that by now Ceara Lynch: Ummm, okay whatever you think Ceara Lynch: what do I have to lose? nfscheats: well you cant prove yourself so whatever nfscheats: what do i have to lose?? Ceara Lynch: your job Ceara Lynch: wife Ceara Lynch: etc nfscheats: youre full of shit Ceara Lynch: want me to take a screenshot and send it to you? nfscheats: i dont believe you nfscheats: sure Ceara Lynch: okay one sec Ceara Lynch: hey im trying to send Ceara Lynch: there you go nfscheats: you little slut!!! nfscheats: FUCKIN HELL Ceara Lynch: lol nfscheats: im going to the office RIGHT NOW to sort this out nfscheats: bye Ceara Lynch: hahahaha!! tell me all about it later.
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