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#253362 - 06/21/07 12:41 PM
Porn Stars As Educators
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/04
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I've been with five porn stars and in my view they beat the pants off civilians in bed. Which porn stars and porn movies serve as the best role models for civilian women to emulate in the sack?
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#253363 - 06/21/07 12:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I would say "Gag Factor".  Is this just another swipe at your ex? Or do you count her as a porn star?
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#253364 - 06/21/07 12:58 PM
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I don't know, but if she doesn't do anal, she should lose her teaching license.
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#253365 - 06/21/07 01:55 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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I've "been with" escorts and porn girls. Escorts are better. Both are better between the sheets that non pros. But what about the bigger question, did you have fun with Laeh?
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#253366 - 06/21/07 03:02 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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I've been with five porn stars and in my view they beat the pants off civilians in bed. Which porn stars and porn movies serve as the best role models for civilian women to emulate in the sack?
Am I being paranoid, or does anyone else think is this a cleverly-disguised yet ultimately childish dig at Ms. Randall's amatory prowess?
Shame on you, Luke.
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#253373 - 06/21/07 08:39 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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#253374 - 06/21/07 08:47 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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I've been with five porn stars and in my view they beat the pants off civilians in bed. Which porn stars and porn movies serve as the best role models for civilian women to emulate in the sack?
Translation: I got laid last night/today.
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#253375 - 06/21/07 09:00 PM
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Anonymous
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I've been with five porn stars and in my view they beat the pants off civilians in bed. Which porn stars and porn movies serve as the best role models for civilian women to emulate in the sack?
Translation: I got laid last night/today.
...and it wasn't that good. Which DVDs should I make her watch so it won't be another fiasco tonight?
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#253377 - 06/22/07 09:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Pu-leese. I got Luke to talk dirty, no one else can claim that.
Be like Luke. Post it!!
I don't think so. I have morals.
Yes, as evident also from your sig, which, if you recall almost 2 years ago, I actually suggested you retain as such, since I recognized back then what LUKE never saw....specifically, the application of Moral Absolutes never works when it comes to people. Luke could never reconcile that Holly could make erotic, explicit pornography while at the same time also be a morally principled woman in her everyday life and dealings with people.
I saw that however...I still see in Holly the kind of woman who defies the line from that smash pop/rock/funk hit from 1981, later immortalized in Little Miss Sunshine , "SuperFreak" by Rick James:
"SHe's A Very Kinky Girl ThE Kind You Dont Bring Home to Mother..."
Me Personally, I would bring Holly home to my Mom in a split second, and I know My Mom would be totally supportive of Holly's vocation from a sense of, Not necessarily being a fan of porn, which my Mom, as far as I know is NOT...but from a sense that my Mom would see in Holly the fun, caring, loving, aesthetically astute, PERFECT TONIC FOR HER ELDEST SON's End of Life Malaise and would embrace her wholeheartedly......irregardless of the fact that Holly video records Erect Pistoning Peni' plunging passionately-yet-politely in and out and in and out and in and out of steaming hot vaginas that have been thoroughly-yet-respectfully Lubed up by Holly out of care and concern for the safety and pleasure of her models, all in the name of Erotic Entertainment without which MILLIONS of Men would be left holding their dicks minus any jerkoff material that has the touch of eroticism that the Randall's brand of porn contains....Nay world! We would be stuck with Brandon Iron Sperm Fests and erotic would more resemble gross Morning Pastries than the beautiful wholesomely erotic countenance of Holly Randall....<out of breath....>
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