There are many things porners enjoy. Recreational drug abuse, the destruction of young girls' dreams and not paying bills. But top of the list would have to be a good porno party. A 'ho' down. Mr Luke Ford has the original images on his site, should you feel the need to view all of them.


Yes, Leah. Hitting all those party buffets will make your gut bigger than your tits in no time. At least it's a new outfit.



As Leah pretends to point out some of her favorite porno friends, the heavy mob lurch into view behind her. And I use the phrase advisedly.



"Don't look to your left. Right now he's looking at your good side"



It's like a commercial for a fucked up toothpaste that leaves your teeth really white but your face ugly. Who'd buy that? Oh yeah. This pair.



The new stars of American Idle



Holy shit! This chick genuinely scares me!



Was there cat food on the buffet or something?



The chick from Grey's Anatomy was there? Cool.



Love the 'angry man in background'. Clearly, he's a huge fan of Luke's and was annoyed because he couldn't get near enough for an autograph. Oh yeah, here's Leah being classy.



If you can tear your eyes away from the rack, it's nice to see Sunny looking so sparky and in no way resembling a kid on the short bus.


"Oh, a camera!" And she's awake again....



"Honey, can you move your arm about three inches more to your right? I can still see your face"



"Should we take Luke home tonight and give him something to really write about tomorrow?" "No"



Another fashion spectacular from Sunny. Clearly, a funeral parlor is currently missing its drapes. And check the broad in the background. Lemon is full of vitamin C.



What the hey? This chick's strokeworthy. Can't be right. She must've been on her way to some other event.



I've had a problem with neighborhood dogs crapping on my lawn, so I've printed this shot out real big, laminated it and will display it somewhere prominent so local dogs know they have rivals.



Really, it's a damn shame it wasn't a much colder night. Thick woolen overcoats would work well here.



Aw, come on. Do you really need me to type anything more? These whores are "nasy".



I'm thinking 'sweaty pussy'. But what the hell.



What's with the chin lifting shit for photos? Are some of these girls part horse?



So what did your son wear out tonight?



Aw, come on sweets, why the long face?



I swear I heard Japanese tourists screaming "Godzirra! Godzirra!"

If Smash didn't provide a serious buffet, I suggest the venue check to ensure all of the upholstery is free from bite marks. Large bite marks.



It's true. If you randomly squeeze whores tits, their mouths pop open. That's how you can tell they're whores.



"Now where did we park the van?"



I'm sorry. Auditions for the toothpaste commercials have now ended.



You know how I mentioned the buffet facilities just now? Feel free to come up with your own porno fat cats joke.



Damn, you never miss a lens, do you Leah? I've been asked to point out that you're still wearing that same necklace too.



Glue some hair over the other tat and maybe we'll talk.



Josh served Sandee with divorce papers at the AEE in Vegas. Sweet. He's recovering well.



"Look at those girls. They're far better looking than me!"



As Ronnie The Buffet Slayer carefully watches a food delivery van stop at a red light, Tony begins to wonder what the growling noise is.



I'm more interested in the tense situation behind the chicks here. I hope they settled things in a gentlemanly fashion.



Amazing camera work as Luke catches the moment when a man's head actually explodes.



I believe when he squeezed her, her body made a slight squeaking sound.



There you go! There's the obvious Luke Love we've come to expect.



If anyone out there has been thinking of buying some pheromone spray, don't. It isn't working here.



If anyone attending this event is missing a dog, or thinks they're being followed by something resembling a small town.... Hey, AC. How's it goin'?

"If you think this business is all glamour, you're wrong. It can mess with your head. If you want to do it, only use this business as a last resort before working at McDonalds."............. TTboy

- A chess set from K-Mart: $10
- Two 10-pound dumbbells: $20
- A resistance band: $5
- Two handgrip thingies to squeeze: $5
- Laeh Lexington licking the lens of your camera: priceless.

Holy shit! This chick genuinely scares me!



Didn't she star in Skull Fucker II. Just pop that left one out and away you go!


If you can tear your eyes away from the rack, it's nice to see Sunny looking so sparky and in no way resembling a kid on the short bus.


"Oh, a camera!" And she's awake again....



"Honey, can you move your arm about three inches more to your right? I can still see your face"



"Should we take Luke home tonight and give him something to really write about tomorrow?" "No"



Another fashion spectacular from Sunny. Clearly, a funeral parlor is currently missing its drapes. And check the broad in the background. Lemon is full of vitamin C.



I love this TYPICAL 'Sunny Sequence'. Hanging out, ooooooowwww a camera! Begin attention whore dance and finally, the stuck out ass with the outfit by Whores are Us!

His man boobs are bigger than Lela's.

genius. how's it going fuckwhore?

Love this stuff Conky. Keep it up. So to say.

Aye carumba!!!

Love it Conky. Especially the Godzirra joke

It was nice of Carny Wilson to make an appearance...