If Smash didn't provide a serious buffet, I suggest the venue check to ensure all of the upholstery is free from bite marks. Large bite marks.



It's true. If you randomly squeeze whores tits, their mouths pop open. That's how you can tell they're whores.



"Now where did we park the van?"



I'm sorry. Auditions for the toothpaste commercials have now ended.



You know how I mentioned the buffet facilities just now? Feel free to come up with your own porno fat cats joke.



Damn, you never miss a lens, do you Leah? I've been asked to point out that you're still wearing that same necklace too.



Glue some hair over the other tat and maybe we'll talk.



Josh served Sandee with divorce papers at the AEE in Vegas. Sweet. He's recovering well.



"Look at those girls. They're far better looking than me!"



As Ronnie The Buffet Slayer carefully watches a food delivery van stop at a red light, Tony begins to wonder what the growling noise is.



I'm more interested in the tense situation behind the chicks here. I hope they settled things in a gentlemanly fashion.



Amazing camera work as Luke catches the moment when a man's head actually explodes.



I believe when he squeezed her, her body made a slight squeaking sound.



There you go! There's the obvious Luke Love we've come to expect.



If anyone out there has been thinking of buying some pheromone spray, don't. It isn't working here.



If anyone attending this event is missing a dog, or thinks they're being followed by something resembling a small town.... Hey, AC. How's it goin'?