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#253275 - 06/21/07 01:09 AM Legal advise please, Moxie...
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Registered: 06/05/05
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Can camera of death put a restriction order to Laeh Snortington???

"Every freakin’ time I run into Laeh Lexington, she smacks my camera. Tonight she licked the lens, leaving it smudged.

I don’t grab her tits. I wish she wouldn’t grab my equipment. I don’t like people touching my stuff without permission, particularly sensitive camera gear. This is my livelihood, Laeh."

http://lukeisback.com/bloglukeisback/?p=547



i preffer dont see Laeh be an attention whore in COD photos
than a broken COD

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#253276 - 06/21/07 08:25 AM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
Moxie Offline
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#253277 - 06/21/07 12:05 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
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Centers for Disease Control? I think you'd need AIM Tests for them to be of help.

El Glorioso, to answer the question, Luke could apply for a Temporary Restraining Order from the Civil Division of the Los Angeles Superior Court. The paperwork is available at the courthouse. But I don't see why he'd want to. To me, the Hijinx of Leah lex smacking Luke around has far more publicity (and entertainment) value than a TRO would provide. Unless he's starting to think that he's a Real papparazzo, and thus needs a packet of TROs like the big boys.

If he really wants one, he should be glad he's not in New York. Here, she'd have to actually be arrested, run through central booking, and arraigned before a Judge before an order would be issued. Unlike California, Orders of Protection are almost never issued ex parte. Unless they're related; then he could get one from the Family Court 1-2-3.

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#253278 - 06/21/07 12:21 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
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Um, Papercut,I mean Jim, I think his request was in jest. Lighten up.
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#253279 - 06/21/07 12:26 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
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Quote:

Lighten up.




Says the man who decalres that all legal talk is Spam unless it's his own? You're getting so full of Pots & Kettles I think you should open your own houseware store.

And anyway, how the fuck can you tell if he's serious or not with that Spanglish?

EDIT: Besides, one of the whores might need to know after getting fed up with her suitcase pimp.


Edited by Jim B. (06/21/07 01:00 PM)

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#253280 - 06/21/07 01:45 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALREADY!!!!! How many lawyers on the fucking INTERNET does it take to screw in a goddamn lightbulb?!

Some chick licks Luke's lens like she's seen too many Martin Del Taco scenes and you guys have to delve into the libraries for penal codes, sections, blah blah blah.
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#253281 - 06/21/07 02:11 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Like everything else in porn or on this board, people seem to delve a bit TOO deep and push ever boundary 2 far.


btw, Gia the answer is: How many can you afford.



"But, why does the lightbulb need to be screwed in, anyway?"
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#253282 - 06/21/07 02:19 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
pornlaw Offline
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Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
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"But, why does the lightbulb need to be screwed in, anyway?"





The better question is how many lawyers will be needed to sue the lightbulb manufacturer, the landlord for putting light bulbs in his dwelling, the power company that supplies the current, the construction company that installed the lightbulb socket in the ceiling, and the ladder company who made the ladder that the injured plaintiff stood on, when someone cuts their hand on a broken bulb and almost nearly electrocutes themselves.

Michael
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#253283 - 06/21/07 02:21 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
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Hey, the man asked a question. I'll try to keep it industry-specific from now on.

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#253285 - 06/21/07 02:48 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
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That's "Schrödinger's Cat", Paperchase, that involves the cat being both alive and dead until we look inside the box. I don't see how it applies to us Perv Lawyers posting on a message board.

But hey, whatever you're smoking, Counsellor, pass some my way.

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#253287 - 06/21/07 03:26 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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That's "Schrödinger's Cat", Paperchase, that involves the cat being both alive and dead until we look inside the box.




Meh...that's old news. Kids these days are making perpetual motion machines out of a cat and a piece of buttered toast.

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#253288 - 06/21/07 03:26 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
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While I am intrigued by the "idea" of a box of dead cats, I still think you should all just fuck off to a legal-industry-specific forum to polish and measure your dicks.

By the way Moxie, I'm pretty sure Jim is Raoul and not Papercut - unless you have evidence to the contrary.



Edited by soopergrizz (06/21/07 03:27 PM)
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#253289 - 06/21/07 04:03 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
Moxie Offline
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I wasn't suggesting Jim was Paperchase, who I criticised for dropping legalese at every opportunity. Just that he was acting like him. Like I've said, people need to be perverts first and formost on here.
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#253290 - 06/22/07 09:16 AM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
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Um, Papercut,I mean Jim, I think his request was in jest. Lighten up.




That's fucked up. Seriously. Don't accuse me of being Raoul/Jim B. I was regestered 4 months before that fucker Raoul showed up here.
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#253291 - 06/22/07 09:21 AM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
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Quote:

Quote:

Um, Papercut,I mean Jim, I think his request was in jest. Lighten up.




That's fucked up. Seriously. Don't accuse me of being Raoul/Jim B. I was regestered 4 months before that fucker Raoul showed up here.




Sorry, I meant Paperchase.
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#253292 - 06/22/07 09:24 AM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Um, Papercut,I mean Jim, I think his request was in jest. Lighten up.




That's fucked up. Seriously. Don't accuse me of being Raoul/Jim B. I was regestered 4 months before that fucker Raoul showed up here.




Sorry, I meant Paperchase.




whew! no problem.
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#253293 - 06/22/07 09:30 AM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
Soopergrizz Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Um, Papercut,I mean Jim, I think his request was in jest. Lighten up.




That's fucked up. Seriously. Don't accuse me of being Raoul/Jim B. I was regestered 4 months before that fucker Raoul showed up here.




On the other hand, Jim's 1st post 5/14/07 was two weeks after Raoul's last post 5/3/07 .

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#253294 - 06/22/07 10:47 AM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
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The expressions are identical.

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#253295 - 06/22/07 11:56 AM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
Vizzle Offline
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Whether he's Jim or not, Raoul was good people. Yeah, the guy posted excessively, but he always seemed a decent fellow.

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#253296 - 06/22/07 12:09 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
Moxie Offline
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Just have someone check the IP adresses already.
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#253297 - 06/22/07 12:14 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
Vizzle Offline
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Just have someone check the IP adresses already.




You're the moderator, my friend... can't you use your secret mod powers?

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#253298 - 06/22/07 12:51 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
Moxie Offline
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Only Malice or Testa99 can do that.
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#253299 - 06/22/07 12:52 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

Only Malice or Testa99 can do that.




Ah, gotcha, my bad.
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#253300 - 06/22/07 03:16 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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All hail the great one, Test99. He kept us out of war.



What happened with Mr. Duke?? He was rather ubiquitous prior to my trip to Central Europe.

Was he banned or something?




btw, Raoul wasn't a lawyer, if that helps at all ...
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#253301 - 06/22/07 03:45 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
MoronBoy Offline
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Gia banned him, but his sentence was reduced to a couple of days in the box. He got into a bit of a fight with Bornyo, which led to his melt down. Possible still lurking.
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#253302 - 06/22/07 04:08 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Danke, MB.
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#253303 - 06/22/07 04:56 PM Re: Legal advise please, Moxie...
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He has also gone MIA from ADT after making about 1000 posts in two months or so. Maybe Fatman ate him, somebody else is going to have to check stool samples though.
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