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#253247 - 06/20/07 08:32 PM Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Lindsay's birthday bash is toast NY Daily News Wednesday, June 20th 2007, 4:00 AM Lindsay Lohan has come to the sober realization that a party in Las Vegas may not be the best way to celebrate her 21st birthday. The nightclub Pure confirmed that the plug has been pulled on the July 2 event, which had originally featured a vodka sponsor. "We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time," the club said in a statement. "Due to the unique circumstances, as of this afternoon, Lindsay's birthday party at Pure Nightclub has been canceled." Caesars Palace, which had been announced as another major sponsor of the two-day birthday extravaganza, did not respond to a call yesterday. Lohan is currently in rehab at Promises in Malibu. <source> I forget who sponsored my 21st birthday party ... Damn! I want to fuck that freckled bitch!! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#253248 - 06/20/07 08:36 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	I can't fucking stand her or any of those other no talent Hollywood skanks, but she's really hot. Hatefuck. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#253249 - 06/20/07 08:44 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Hatefuck. Is there any other kind?????????????????? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#253250 - 06/20/07 09:15 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
Walrus Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 11/19/06 Posts: 310	Quote: Quote: Hatefuck. Is there any other kind??????????????????
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#253251 - 06/20/07 09:27 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Damn! I want to fuck that freckled bitch!! She is exactly my type. Fucking damn fetish. _________________________
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#253252 - 06/20/07 09:48 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Whores in rehab = _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#253253 - 06/20/07 10:06 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	I'd fuck her stupid...of course someone beat me to it... Still there's just something hot about that Fire-crotch. _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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#253254 - 06/21/07 08:21 AM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Whores in rehab = No its.... Whores that need to be in rehab = Whores in rehab = _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#253255 - 06/21/07 01:45 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: I can't fucking stand her or any of those other no talent Hollywood skanks, but she's really hot. Hatefuck. King, what do you think of Minnie Driver? Do you find her attractive? Would you marry her and move her to the outskirts of Brownsville Texas where the humidity is on the high-end and treat her wrongly causing her to have a meltdown Sally Field style then raping her on the stairs landing like Maria Bello in History of Violence eventually leading her to walk around painfully like Meryl Streep in Bridges of Madison County finally causing her to snap and go on Oprah and out you but do it with that digusted face she's always rocking as though she brushed her teeth with diarrhea and suddenly got an irony potassium permanganate aftertaste on her tongue. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#253256 - 06/21/07 01:58 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Mr. Node: Don't ever change. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#253257 - 06/21/07 02:00 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Back on topic: Attachments 242813-lindsay_lohan_room_bikini_3_big.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#253258 - 06/21/07 10:45 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	Why is it the more trashy she looks the more fuckable she is? _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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#253259 - 06/22/07 01:00 AM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Great facial structure, but too bad she's heavily sun damaged. I do like Blohan as a brunette. Attachments 242957-lindseymattress.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#253260 - 06/22/07 01:45 AM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	Quote: Great facial structure, but too bad she's heavily sun damaged. I do like Blohan as a brunette. Blohan _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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#253261 - 06/22/07 04:09 AM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
Moxie Human Garbage Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 1557 Loc: New York	Firecrotch? Nip Slip Attachments 242972-nip-lohan.jpg (3 downloads) Edited by Moxie (06/22/07 04:12 AM) _________________________ "This thing is ready to do damage!"
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#253262 - 06/22/07 04:14 AM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	She looks like she's coughing out a bunch of used condoms. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#253263 - 06/22/07 10:21 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Quote: Quote: I can't fucking stand her or any of those other no talent Hollywood skanks, but she's really hot. Hatefuck. King, what do you think of Minnie Driver? Do you find her attractive? Would you marry her and move her to the outskirts of Brownsville Texas where the humidity is on the high-end and treat her wrongly causing her to have a meltdown Sally Field style then raping her on the stairs landing like Maria Bello in History of Violence eventually leading her to walk around painfully like Meryl Streep in Bridges of Madison County finally causing her to snap and go on Oprah and out you but do it with that digusted face she's always rocking as though she brushed her teeth with diarrhea and suddenly got an irony potassium permanganate aftertaste on her tongue. No. Ever since Minnie's karaoke stylings in GoldenEye I've found her repulsive and her cheeks make me angry for some reason. Not angry enough to provoke immediate physical violence, but angry enough that a William Foster "Falling Down" episode might occur at some time. But to be honest I have a weakness for women that have been exploited :bananacreem: so I relate to what Clarence Worley did for Alabama Whitman to Drexl Spivey more so than the unfortunate circumstances surrounding Maria Bello or Jodie Foster on the pinball machine. I'd like to take a young Patricia Arquette and her great cans to a Caribbean island for the Thomas Crown treatment of beautiful vistas and topless beaches, Pierce style not Steve McQueen, never really was a fan of his, even though his co-star was Faye Runaway....I mean Faye Dunaway. Attachments 243144-15.jpg (1 downloads) _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#253264 - 06/22/07 10:30 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: I'd like to take a young Patricia Arquette Patricia and not Rosanna?? Cool!! "Dibs" on Rosanna!! Who knew "Charlie Weaver" had such good genes? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#253265 - 06/22/07 10:38 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
ranathan Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/02/07 Posts: 705	minnie driver was in goldeneye? wtf?? i do know that the riches is a seriously brilliant show, i also know that there is NOTHING more depressing, then going to a cvs, buying stuff, putting in 5 at vid blackjack, losing it, putting in another 5, losing it, putting in another 5, winning 30, but as you goto cash out the lone women working the thing TELLS YOU ABOUT HER SON WHO KILLED HIMSELF ON WEDNESDAY, BUT WAIT THERES MORE, HE WAS A MACHINIST AND HE MADE 17 AN HOUR, BUT GOT PROMOTED AND MADE 34 THEM OVED TO UTAH, OH WAiT IT GETS BETTER WE ALL WILL GOTO HEAVEN THIS IS HELL, OH AND HER OTHER SON ALSO KILLED HIMSELF AND THE LOCAL CASINO SENT FLOWERS , this sufficiently tilted me into losing everything just so i could get the fuck out of there, ladies and gentlemen the real life cooler works at the cvs on boulder highway, beware.
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#253266 - 06/22/07 10:51 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	While attempting to find Minnie in that silly cowboy hat from "Goldeneye", I discovered that she has been seen in Brazil .... I guess ...... : WTF HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Attachments 243149-MinnieDri_John_14012322_400.jpg (1 downloads) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#253267 - 06/22/07 11:20 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Attachments 243152-md.jpg (1 downloads) _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#253268 - 06/22/07 11:31 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	As always, you rank me. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#253269 - 06/23/07 05:51 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Poit! Attachments 243271-2006_03_01_lindsaynip_lg.jpg (1 downloads) _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#253270 - 06/23/07 06:30 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: Poit! i agree with ms. jergens-- she looks best as a brunette. nice titty, too. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#253271 - 06/23/07 08:48 PM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	I'll bet she likes to get smacked around in bed, too. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#253272 - 06/24/07 01:00 AM Re: Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: While attempting to find Minnie in that silly cowboy hat from "Goldeneye", I discovered that she has been seen in Brazil .... I guess ...... : WTF HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? A little different from what once was. Attachments 243316-minnie_driver0043.jpg (1 downloads) _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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