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I gotta say, the number one thing the fans have to work on is their breath. I thought I was going to pass out talking to one. Try flossing AND brushing your tounge, people!



I couldn't agree with you more Holly, that and unnatural amounts of sweat. There is this particular photographer who runs around all the events (he's a super nice guy) I think his name is Scott and wowza...he must have been the inspiration for these peoples bad hygiene. The white crusty shit around the corner of the mouth, the awful breat and , sweat drenched shirts. To make things worse, not one of them feels any shame when they hug you tighter for a pic let alone ask you or get really close to talk to you. Ahhhh I feel better now that I have vented



Well it is my general observation and experience that MOST people have really bad breath during most of the day. And for once, I can talk the talk because i walk the....ummm, wait....what I was going to say is the two most redeeming qualities about ME, besides my intellect and Tax Returns, are the facts that i NEVER have bad breath, and I never FART....EVER. Not even when I wake up in the morning. I believe this is G*D's way of compensating me for being born with fucked up legs.

But 95% of the population in general has putrid breath and at the porn shows I have attended, many porn chicks were just as guilty as the fans for having Stank Breath. No doubt this is attributable to things like Cig smoking, Drug use (Pot, Meth, and shit that dries out the mouth and prevents saliva from keeping things under control), and of course the typical weight control strategy of most porn chicks of NOT EATING will fuck your breath up because it wreaks havoc with your digestive system, which is also a source of the most putrid breath.

Eat an apple ladies...please.
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