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IMPORTANT: masturbate before you leave the house.




I think that this applies to everything. Masturbating AFTER you leave the house has many negative legal ramifications.




Dave Attell has a great bit on this: There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give you a hint: one of 'em is super illegal.
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"I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People