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#252955 - 06/20/07 04:43 AM Name this asshole
Brandon_Iron Offline
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I submit this for your consideration and approval.
Anyone who is a connoisseur of butts should recognize this east european starfish.


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#252956 - 06/20/07 05:08 AM Re: Name this asshole
gia jordan Offline
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Angel Dark
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#252957 - 06/20/07 05:23 AM Re: Name this asshole
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Negative, Gia. The owner of this beautiful browneye is from eastern europe but lives in the city of angels. I have sniffed this sphincter personally and can assure you that a rosebud by any other name would not smell as sweet.

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#252958 - 06/20/07 05:27 AM Re: Name this asshole
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Posts: 2710
Jennifer Dark?

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#252959 - 06/20/07 05:34 AM Re: Name this asshole
Brandon_Iron Offline
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The only thing dark about her is her tan. Try again, please.

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#252960 - 06/20/07 05:52 AM Re: Name this asshole
have2cit Offline
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Ummmm.....Angel Dark?

Lets face it, if you've seen one Eastern European sausage factory raised bunghole, you've seen them all.

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#252961 - 06/20/07 06:54 AM Re: Name this asshole
The Doctor Offline
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Registered: 02/08/07
Posts: 35
Sandra Romain
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#252962 - 06/20/07 10:20 AM Re: Name this asshole
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Monica Sweetheart?

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#252963 - 06/20/07 11:18 AM Re: Name this asshole
Willie D Offline

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Wait a minute, it's an asshole, so shit comes out of it, right? I'd guess it's...Brandon Irons.

Fuck off and die, shitbag. If I see you this weekend I'm going to break your freakish Canadian nose, you illegal immigrant.

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#252964 - 06/20/07 11:27 AM Re: Name this asshole
GUAPO Offline
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alec james that there belong to lela star and soon gonna belong to me.

p.s where my passcodes?

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#252965 - 06/20/07 12:17 PM Re: Name this asshole
Dick Head Offline
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Let's name it winkie.
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#252966 - 06/20/07 01:02 PM Re: Name this asshole
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I submit this for your consideration and approval.
Anyone who is a connoisseur of butts should recognize this east european starfish.
(How do I make it smaller??)




By not sticking your rancid cock in it?
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#252967 - 06/20/07 01:52 PM Re: Name this asshole
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I thought all assholes were named "Brandon Iron" ...

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#252968 - 06/20/07 02:07 PM Re: Name this asshole
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With only 12 posts to his name, The Doctor has diagnosed the correct answer. Congratulations.

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#252969 - 06/20/07 03:04 PM Re: Name this asshole
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Quote:

I submit this for your consideration and approval.
Anyone who is a connoisseur of butts should recognize this east european starfish.





good gawd is that thing abused. rough.
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#252970 - 06/20/07 03:33 PM Re: Name this asshole
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The pic was taken a few minutes after Sandra did a double dildo invasion. It looked something like this...



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#252971 - 06/20/07 03:42 PM Re: Name this asshole
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Conky, this one is for you. Note the finger tattoo and back tattoos. Any guesses?


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#252972 - 06/21/07 09:31 PM Re: Name this asshole
Gunker Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

I submit this for your consideration and approval.
Anyone who is a connoisseur of butts should recognize this east european starfish.





good gawd is that thing abused. rough.




It's a "hub" like O'Hare.
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#252973 - 06/21/07 09:35 PM Re: Name this asshole
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Loc: Portland


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#252974 - 06/21/07 10:40 PM Re: Name this asshole
Bornyo Offline
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Hahahahahaha! Sandra Romain's anus looks like a triggerfish!




btw brandon- I think this is a great idea for a picture thread.

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#252975 - 06/21/07 11:55 PM Re: Name this asshole
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Glad you like it, Bornyo.
This puckered pooper is for you to id. I'll give you a hint. It is NOT Conky. I cannot eliminate Mrs. Conky though. And yes, that is a mole to the right of the a-hole...I think.


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#252976 - 06/22/07 12:45 AM Re: Name this asshole
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Hairy and scary or natural and nice? You decide.


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#252977 - 06/22/07 01:27 AM Re: Name this asshole
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This pic brings to mind Lauren Bacall saying to Humphrey Bogart: "If you need anything, just whistle. You know how to whistle -- just put your lips together, pucker up and blow."




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#252978 - 06/22/07 02:30 AM Re: Name this asshole
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I have it on good authority that this 18-year-old rectum was damaged by an accidental slip of a cock from pussy to pooper. Note the slight bruising and newfound gapability.


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#252979 - 06/22/07 04:36 AM Re: Name this asshole
have2cit Offline
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You know Brandon, with a couple extra bucks you get Photoshop and then you wouldn't have to put the watermarks on your pictures, kyoto style, with MS Paint.

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#252980 - 06/22/07 09:37 AM Re: Name this asshole
Brandon_Iron Offline
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That's what I use...photoshop. Do tell.

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#252981 - 06/22/07 10:18 AM Re: Name this asshole
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

That's what I use...photoshop. Do tell.




There are also plenty of free font sites you can hit up to add a little professional-looking pizzazz to your watermark...just saying.

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#252982 - 06/22/07 10:34 AM Re: Name this asshole
have2cit Offline
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Posts: 9113
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Quote:

That's what I use...photoshop. Do tell.




and that's the best you could do?

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#252983 - 06/22/07 11:17 AM Re: Name this asshole
The Doctor Offline
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Registered: 02/08/07
Posts: 35
Never mind the bollocks, Brandon. I appreciate this mini-series and your continued hard work. Makes you want to pucker up and kiss your girl right in the crack, doesn't it?
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#252984 - 06/22/07 03:30 PM Re: Name this asshole
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

Conky, this one is for you. Note the finger tattoo and back tattoos. Any guesses?





Sorry Brandon, I missed this one. You've got me. It's not Mrs Conky--you'd need a panoramic lens--and she doesn't appear to have a herpes outbreak, so I assume it's someone you directed rather than performed with.
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#252985 - 06/22/07 04:38 PM Re: Name this asshole
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Assholes attached.


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#252986 - 06/22/07 04:43 PM Re: Name this asshole
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:

That's what I use...photoshop. Do tell.



I'm going to photoshop TT Boy kicking your Herpes-infected white Canadian ass into the pavement, until he does it for real.

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