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#252885 - 06/19/07 08:32 PM Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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#252886 - 06/19/07 08:34 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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Who would have thought a legal document could have so much stroke value.
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#252887 - 06/19/07 08:42 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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Who would have thought a legal document could have so much stroke value.




If all cases were so entertaining I would of went to law school.

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#252888 - 06/20/07 01:03 AM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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I hope they lock that pedophile, misogynic short-dicked alcoholic away for a long, long time! Good riddance!

Hey Max, I'd start with the sphincter exercises right now, cause Jamal and Juan are gonna love you looong time!

"Yeah that's it, Max! You're so cute... Yeah..."!

Kiss your ass goodbye shit-for-brains!!!


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#252889 - 06/20/07 01:04 AM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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Hey Max, I'd start with the sphincter exercises right now, cause Jamal and Juan are gonna love you looong time!



Why do they have to be Jamal and Juan? Why can't they be Mike and Bill?
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#252890 - 06/20/07 04:22 AM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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Registered: 04/14/06
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TubeTree is fishing for attention.

Ignore him, please.

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#252891 - 06/20/07 10:07 AM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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The defense needs to subpoena whoever watched and transcribed the scenes and ask him or her if they got aroused. I bet the jury would find that interesting.

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#252892 - 06/20/07 02:08 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
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If all cases were so entertaining I would of went to law school.




Not all of them, but some do make the job very interesting.

I love how graphic sex can be described so clinically. It really makes you wanna watch it so to understand what the author is taking about.

Michael
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#252893 - 06/20/07 02:36 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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LOL, Max is a cinematic genius

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#252894 - 06/20/07 05:04 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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Quote:

Quote:

If all cases were so entertaining I would of went to law school.




Not all of them, but some do make the job very interesting.

I love how graphic sex can be described so clinically. It really makes you wanna watch it so to understand what the author is taking about.

Michael




Though the obscenity fascists are probably watching this thread, what would be your strategy in defending Max?
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#252895 - 06/20/07 08:13 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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The entire document.

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#252896 - 06/20/07 09:06 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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TubeTree is fishing for attention.

Ignore him, please.






Just like you do, pathetic hulk o' blubber!!!

Too funny!


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#252897 - 06/20/07 09:22 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Quote:

Quote:

TubeTree is fishing for attention.

Ignore him, please.






Just like you do, pathetic hulk o' blubber!!!

Too funny!






Don't you have some cum to eat....faggot!


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#252898 - 06/20/07 09:44 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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Don't you have some cum to eat....faggot!




I wish you could see me right now, Benito Motherfucker... I'm jacking off just for you! And I'll eat it just for you, too...

...

Yummy!! That was good!

Now go and buy yourself a dictionary! You know, one of those books that "explain things". Look up the words "autoeroticism" and "homosexuality". If autoeroticism is gay than this whole board is as gay as a Dutch window!! Read and learn, assbreath!!

Fuck off!!


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#252899 - 06/20/07 10:04 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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tubetree = charles barkley.
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#252900 - 06/20/07 10:04 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

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Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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tubetree = charles barkley.




...or kyoto or chicken.
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#252901 - 06/20/07 10:10 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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Registered: 06/01/07
Posts: 14
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Quote:

Quote:

tubetree = charles barkley.




...or kyoto or chicken.




No, dicklips!

tubetree = the one who just kicked your ass!

tubetree -> <- Benito Mongoloidini

Fucker!!!


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#252902 - 06/21/07 03:45 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 16
Quote:

Quote:

Hey Max, I'd start with the sphincter exercises right now, cause Jamal and Juan are gonna love you looong time!



Why do they have to be Jamal and Juan? Why can't they be Mike and Bill?




...because Mike and Bill aren't as likely to be locked up as Jamal and Juan.
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#252903 - 06/21/07 03:55 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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I hope they lock that pedophile, misogynic short-dicked alcoholic away for a long, long time! Good riddance!

Hey Max, I'd start with the sphincter exercises right now, cause Jamal and Juan are gonna love you looong time!

"Yeah that's it, Max! You're so cute... Yeah..."!

Kiss your ass goodbye shit-for-brains!!!






Does anybody else find it kinda hypocritical that he is calling for Max Hardcore to be locked up and calling him a misogynist, but in another thread, he is praising Brandon Iron, who did the "Slap Happy" series?
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#252904 - 06/21/07 07:32 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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Not really. He is consistantly searching to pick a fight by contradicting the herd. He only is looking to get into a name calling contest.

And to that end, he baits his quarry by concluding each post with:

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#252905 - 06/21/07 09:15 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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He appears to be French, Fatman. The can't help contradicting everything, including the weather and the color of the sky. The only thing they agree on is that the Resistance single-handedly won the war. On both fronts.

Oh and that no one was ever, ever a collaborator.

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#252906 - 06/21/07 10:12 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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He appears to be French, Fatman. The can't help contradicting everything, including the weather and the color of the sky. The only thing they agree on is that the Resistance single-handedly won the war. On both fronts.

Oh and that no one was ever, ever a collaborator.




Throw the French a bone; they will make sauce out of it:

"In the 19th century, the chef Antonin Carême classified sauces into four families, each of which was based on a mother sauce. Carême's four mother sauces were:

* Allemande, based on stock with egg yolk and lemon juice
* Béchamel, based on flour and milk
* Espagnole, based on brown stock (beef, etc.)
* Velouté, based on a light broth (fish, chicken, or veal)

In the early 20th century, the chef Auguste Escoffier updated the classification, replacing sauce Allemande with egg-based emulsions (Hollandaise and mayonnaise), and adding tomate. Escoffier's schema is still taught to chefs today:

* Béchamel
* Espagnole
* Hollandaise
* Tomato sauce
* Velouté"
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#252907 - 06/22/07 04:29 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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Quote:

He appears to be French, Fatman. The can't help contradicting everything, including the weather and the color of the sky. The only thing they agree on is that the Resistance single-handedly won the war. On both fronts.

Oh and that no one was ever, ever a collaborator.




You forgot that Jerry Lewis is the greatest comedic genius to ever have lived.
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#252908 - 06/22/07 04:47 PM Re: Jucy Tidbits from Movies by Mail Complaint
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You forgot that Jerry Lewis is the greatest comedic genius to ever have lived.




I once got on his telethon for like 10 secs in about 1966 or 67 - when it was in NYC - for collecting about $100 in change going door to door in the Luna Park co-ops.


I remember him as very sweaty.
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