you can walk into toys r' us and buy a battery powered ethnic baby that's capable of doing more different things than you can.

you're limited, more so than "amazing amanda" who provides functionality beyond the pretend-pornographer schtick you can do and the jealousy-driven spitballs errantly launched at dominant, superior posters. bitch, you're a two-trick pony.

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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits