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How did you know where to find a gay rest stop?

ChickenDarth headed back towards bannsville.

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How did you know where to find a gay rest stop?

ChickenDarth headed back towards bannsville.

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I've missed Darth's missives to Gene Ross. They make me feel better about the fact-twisting, self-serving Appeals my clients seek to pursue. Which reminds me, it's after 5:00. Time to slip on down to the Bridge Cafe for a few.

Edit: "When Did Darth Jump The Shark?
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I'm torn bvetween Nos. 3 & 6.

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Anyone else notice that the "Darth's Penis" thread has significantly more hits than Jamesn's PINNED "Darth Broke" topic? I think that tells the tale of the tape for who is the xxxpt king as it were.

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He's no different than kate, or birdshit1, or ethebody, or any of the other monotanous losers who were shown the door simply for riding the schtick too far, too long. I suspect the ladyboy is penning another angry distribe to Gene Ross, sealing his fate as the biggest loser on XPT so far this year.

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you can walk into toys r' us and buy a battery powered ethnic baby that's capable of doing more different things than you can.

you're limited, more so than "amazing amanda" who provides functionality beyond the pretend-pornographer schtick you can do and the jealousy-driven spitballs errantly launched at dominant, superior posters. bitch, you're a two-trick pony.

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The new life of the board is here with genuine, interesting adult information.

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They make me feel better about the fact-twisting, self-serving Appeals my clients seek to pursue.

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They make me feel better about the fact-twisting, self-serving Appeals my clients seek to pursue.

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Note to all fellow scumbags. Anymore unsolicited/unnecisary lawyerspeak will be considered spam. Of course, this does not apply to me.

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Ha! Counsellor, as you so eloquently put it:

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And at last I offered to help somebody, which is more than I can say for the rest of you. If you're anywhere near Water Street at the moment, pop on down to the Bridge Cafe and join me for a pint or six.

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you can walk into toys r' us and buy a battery powered ethnic baby that's capable of doing more different things than you can.

you're limited, more so than "amazing amanda" who provides functionality beyond the pretend-pornographer schtick you can do and the jealousy-driven spitballs errantly launched at dominant, superior posters. bitch, you're a two-trick pony.

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you can walk into toys r' us and buy a battery powered ethnic baby that's capable of doing more different things than you can.

you're limited, more so than "amazing amanda" who provides functionality beyond the pretend-pornographer schtick you can do and the jealousy-driven spitballs errantly launched at dominant, superior posters. bitch, you're a two-trick pony.

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A two trick pony is being generous. Anything close to being a good one-liner from polesmoker darth is eclipsed by his insistence on being viewed as an insider. I don't give a fuck whether he really is in the industry or not; when I read a post from darth all I'm left with is the uncomfortable feeling you get upon encountering someone who is clinging to the belief that he is something that he is not, nor can ever be.

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Do you want my insider take on that?

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because everyone else is doing, I guess it's my turn. I too am an attorney

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I am also a laywer. I can prove it as soon as I get my printer out, print a fresh new copy from that online school that hands out medical diplomas and CPA certifications to the porn industry.

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Thanks for the poll, Conky. I agree that Darth has indeed jumped the shark. Watching seasoned pros like James and Willie bite the hook time and again was both unexpected and amusing, but it's getting old now.

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because everyone else is doing, I guess it's my turn. I too am an attorney

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darth, just for fun-you post a real picture of yourself holding some kind of xpt-related note and i'll do the same.

i'm calling it way in advance-i'm a considerably more attractive human being than you.

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I fully support this suggestion. Endorsed.

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i'm calling it way in advance-i'm a considerably more attractive human being than you.

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Dont think he's bluffing, Darth. Jamesn is so babefest.

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darth, just for fun-you post a real picture of yourself holding some kind of xpt-related note and i'll do the same.

i'm calling it way in advance-i'm a considerably more attractive human being than you.

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many xpt members know what i look like so the onus is on you. i'm much more attractive than you. true.

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many xpt members know what i look like so the onus is on you. i'm much more attractive than you. true.

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you can walk into toys r' us and buy a battery powered ethnic baby that's capable of doing more different things than you can.

you're limited, more so than "amazing amanda" who provides functionality beyond the pretend-pornographer schtick you can do and the jealousy-driven spitballs errantly launched at dominant, superior posters. bitch, you're a two-trick pony.

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A two trick pony is being generous. Anything close to being a good one-liner from polesmoker darth is eclipsed by his insistence on being viewed as an insider. I don't give a fuck whether he really is in the industry or not; when I read a post from darth all I'm left with is the uncomfortable feeling you get upon encountering someone who is clinging to the belief that he is something that he is not, nor can ever be.

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That's all you got? An animated smiley face flipping me the bird? How cute. You still don't get it, do you? Never will, either. Carry on, little porn wannabe.

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many xpt members know what i look like so the onus is on you. i'm much more attractive than you. true.

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Gia called him hot and she is selective on using that word.

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that's way too kind, ms. jergens.

willie, it's either darth or chicken. last couple of posts=james-related and spaced out.

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You don't listen too good, do you Pillsbury Doughboy? I told you to get that lard ass into the gym before posting here again. Now drop and give me 50, sweetheart!

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i've rubbed one out to that pic of him in the lacrosse jersey (or whatever sport it was.) both of the harvard men here are extremely

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somewhere a phlogoston is seething...

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i've rubbed one out to that pic of him in the lacrosse jersey (or whatever sport it was.) both of the harvard men here are extremely

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Tee-hee!