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#252708 - 06/18/07 02:24 PM Teen Caught Having Sex With Horse
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A US teenager has been arrested after he was caught on video having sex with a horse in a barn.


The owners of the barn in Corvallis, Oregon, had installed the video surveillance camera after previous assaults on the horse, reports the Corvallis Gazette-Times.


They were shocked to see footage of the teen sexually assaulting the mare when they checked the video in February.


Deputy Clay Stephens, who viewed the video, said the youth seemed very practiced, not hurried but not wasting any time. He seemed to be following a "very concise, deliberate, well-thought-out plan".


The owners then installed a silent alarm in the barn which sounded in their house at about 2.30am on June 7.


They checked the video monitor, saw the teenager preparing to assault the horse again, and called the sheriff's office.


Police officers rushed to the scene and arrested the teenager who was charged with burglary and sexual abuse of an animal.






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#252709 - 06/18/07 03:37 PM Re: Teen Caught Having Sex With Horse
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Too funny. That horse must have been one fine piece of ass if the kid was going back for seconds.
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#252710 - 06/18/07 03:41 PM Re: Teen Caught Having Sex With Horse
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Registered: 06/23/06
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Safer than fucking Sasha Grey.
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#252711 - 06/18/07 03:52 PM Re: Teen Caught Having Sex With Horse
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Registered: 04/03/07
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At first read I thought they were talking about a female teenager. Females have much more reason to be interested in horses.

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#252712 - 06/18/07 04:03 PM Re: Teen Caught Having Sex With Horse
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It all makes sense if you're a lawyer - Jim B




Vanessa, if you're going to quote me, at least have the courtesy of using something I actually said.

How about:

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There's always time for a drink. I find it makes the workday bearable.




Much more memorable. And accurate. Cheers.

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#252713 - 06/18/07 05:22 PM Re: Teen Caught Having Sex With Horse
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Quote:

Quote:

It all makes sense if you're a lawyer - Jim B




Vanessa, if you're going to quote me, at least have the courtesy of using something I actually said.

How about:

Quote:

There's always time for a drink. I find it makes the workday bearable.




Much more memorable. And accurate. Cheers.




I thought you would never notice, lol. It's been only a couple days... What are the legal ramifications? I'm quoting something you never said, but it's not slanderous. It's more like a when a celebrity endorses a product in an ad campaign... so do I owe you royalties? It just happened to sum up my impression of lawyers, who seem to have such clear outlook and firms grasp on reality and what happens in the world...


The new tagline you propose is a message promoting alcoholic beverages and irresponsible drinking habits - I don't want to get involved in that, but I'll run it anyway, for a day.

Now can we go back to discussing sex with horses? What is your opinion?

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#252714 - 06/18/07 05:31 PM Re: Teen Caught Having Sex With Horse
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Irresponsible habits? To quote Churchill, I have taken far more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."

As for what you owe me, you owe me a beer, of course. A Sam Smith's Oatmeal Stout, if you please.

As for the horses, well, look what happened to Kenneth Pinyan.

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#252715 - 06/18/07 05:39 PM Re: Teen Caught Having Sex With Horse
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arrested the teenager who was charged with burglary and sexual abuse of an animal.





What exactly did he steal?

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#252716 - 06/18/07 05:43 PM Re: Teen Caught Having Sex With Horse
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Now can we go back to discussing sex with horses? What is your opinion?




My opinion is that you should continue to enjoy it, maybe we will get lucky, and the horse will stomp on you skull.

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#252717 - 06/18/07 07:06 PM Re: Teen Caught Having Sex With Horse
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If this becomes a common trend with kids working in farms, this guy is going to be rich!
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#252718 - 06/18/07 07:13 PM Re: Teen Caught Having Sex With Horse
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I am willing to trade my personal homemade vids and pics to prove my worthieness. You won't find them anywhere else.





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#252719 - 06/18/07 07:21 PM Re: Teen Caught Having Sex With Horse
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They say the horse is a thoroughbred, and in the realm of horsefuckers, that =
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