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#252207 - 11/28/08 10:32 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
ChodeMasterJ Offline
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Registered: 08/15/08
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Jewel's tattoo is hideous...

and i like tattoos.

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#252208 - 11/28/08 10:41 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
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Even though I like Gigi, her tramp stamp should be posted in this thread.









Is that actually a photo of Gigi herself? That tattoo over her ass is hideous, of course, but her rangy physique is compelling. She's posing ass-up in stockings in a dark VIP room on a cheap leather settee, and it appears she's got some welts on her back.

That makes me so fucking hard -- this is my favorite way to snort coke.

Fat bumps of coke off a stripper's dirty anus (which satisfies my need for musky smells, plus sucking the powder residue off the drug-addled whore's bunghole tends to numb her up for the final assault), followed by turning her around to put her head in my lap to suck my cock while I jam fingers in her ass and pussy whilst licking the coke sweat off her back and armpits as she chokes on my cock and gives me the reacharound -- all while the VIP room waitress, appropriately tipped, pretends to see nothing when she pops in occasionally to see if either of us drug fiends has died. Not the pants around my ankles, not the drool pooling around my balls on the sofa (or my cock in the whore's mouth), not the piles of coke all over the table or crusted around our noses.

This scenario works best with a former mortgage-broker stripper/whore, by the way. But I wouldn't hold that against Gigi if she's not worked as a mortgage broker.

Good times. Thanks for the photo, Gigi! Oh, and what club do you work at?


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#252209 - 11/29/08 10:46 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
cqd Offline
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Does that say "white girl"?


Jayden Williams.


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#252210 - 11/29/08 10:57 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Mark_J Offline
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"rangy physique" - lol. If I ever burn out on XPT I'll still have to lurk for the admiral's rants.

That body is 'crime scene body' to me, with the seeming emaciation and the red marks. Looks like it belongs laying on the floor in a crime scene at a dirty motel with police taking pics and trying to figure out who she was.

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#252211 - 11/29/08 11:50 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I've never understood white supremacists who argue that white skin is best and then cover their own in black tattoos.
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#252212 - 11/29/08 02:47 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Icetech Offline
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I never understand black people that get tattoo's you can't even see:)

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I've never understood white supremacists who argue that white skin is best and then cover their own in black tattoos.


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#252213 - 11/29/08 03:42 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
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That body is 'crime scene body' to me, with the seeming emaciation and the red marks. Looks like it belongs laying on the floor in a crime scene at a dirty motel with police taking pics and trying to figure out who she was.




Well, sure. That's because whores make bad choices, whether it's blowing me in the back room for $1000 or going off with some serial killer.

But I wish to assure the public that in my case, at least, the only danger to any whore is an overdose of drugs, or perhaps a case of gonorrhea in the throat. I'm a lover, not a fighter -- even meth doesn't bring out anything bad.

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#252214 - 11/29/08 03:54 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
tattypatty Offline
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That's because whores make bad choices, whether it's blowing me in the back room for $1000


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#252215 - 11/29/08 04:29 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
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Remember, coke dick means that the $1000 is earned over maybe five hours of continuous presence. If it's just a one-off suck me off real quick, I'd try to pay not more than $80-100. But 10 minutes in the back room followed by quick ejection to the floor -- that's for the real suckers. You can't do coke out on the main floor, and you have to pull your pants back up.

Besides, I'm a fair payer. It's her job, after all -- I don't work for free, and neither should a woman. The club takes half, minimum, of the cash earned by the stripper/whore. I have to make sucking my cock all night (or day) and/or fucking me competitive with hustling out on the floor. $100/hr, net and probably under-declared, together with a generous dusting of white powder, has been found by me to be the appropriate price for the kind of service I like.

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#252216 - 11/29/08 04:37 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Jigaloo Offline
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I never understand black people that get tattoo's you can't even see:)

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I've never understood white supremacists who argue that white skin is best and then cover their own in black tattoos.







Black people get tattoos because it's cheaper than paying child support.
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#252217 - 11/29/08 05:53 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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I never understand black people that get tattoo's you can't even see:)

Quote:

I've never understood white supremacists who argue that white skin is best and then cover their own in black tattoos.








I've always wondered why black people don'y get tats with white ink.
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#252218 - 11/29/08 06:04 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Gigi Offline
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Is that actually a photo of Gigi herself?




yes

Quote:

That tattoo over her ass is hideous, of course




Quote:

but her rangy physique is compelling



this pic was taken at the height of my methiness

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She's posing ass-up in stockings in a dark VIP room




actually, in the rec room of my basement, ha


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on a cheap leather settee





nope; black plastic sheeting from home depot for easy cleanup

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and it appears she's got some welts on her back




iirc, lube got all over the black plastic and thus my knees... i kept slipping when i was supposed to be blowing him, which pissed him off
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#252219 - 11/29/08 06:05 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Gigi Offline
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If I ever burn out on XPT...




one can only dream
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#252220 - 11/29/08 06:16 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
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Anyway, darlin', at the height of your methiness it looks like you got the job done. You still haven't mentioned what club you're working at. I'll bring my friend Tina.

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#252221 - 11/29/08 06:18 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Gigi Offline
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you have no idea


Quote:

You still haven't mentioned what club you're working at


um, the PTA


Edited by Gigi (11/29/08 06:45 PM)
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#252222 - 11/29/08 06:26 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
IWAdult Offline
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I submit this as the best tat for women who want to proudly represent the 818. Isis Taylor rocks the rep.





What if by chance her arms would get amputated, how would she remember where she lives?
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#252223 - 11/29/08 09:03 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Vice Admiral Offline
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I could do with a few more of the crime-scene photos.

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#252224 - 11/29/08 10:00 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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What if by chance her arms would get amputated, how would she remember where she lives?




She'll just follow the direction of her arm hairs.

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#252225 - 11/29/08 10:03 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
tattypatty Offline
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but her rangy physique is compelling





Gigi is fucking compelling no matter what she looks like. Go back and read any thread that exposes her preference for the most degenerate of human needs. Or even better, go back and see any thread where she posts a recipe. She is the Wofgang Puck of Snack-food related dishes.
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#252226 - 11/29/08 10:06 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Smokey Offline
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Gigi, I hope you've eaten a few sammiches post meth-daze. That's a bony ass...but a body with lotsa potential.
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#252227 - 12/04/08 07:48 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
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Is this what all repubs do in their spare time?...
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#252228 - 12/04/08 11:32 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
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#252229 - 12/04/08 11:42 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
IWAdult Offline
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This is Mason Moore.
I am not sure what the top word sez, but the letters TKO are in the boxing gloves and "Champ" at the bottom.



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#252230 - 12/04/08 12:48 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
cqd Offline
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I think it says something along the lines of "hit it like a champ".



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#252231 - 12/29/08 01:04 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Dean Wormer Offline
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Tera is now a member of the club.





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#252232 - 12/29/08 05:48 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
sexandcash Offline
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blllechhh.....so ugly and such stupid placement
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#252233 - 12/30/08 01:28 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Darrah Offline
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Loc: Hell
Tera Patrick's new Hello Kitty tattoo. www.lukeisback.com/?p=4808







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#252234 - 12/30/08 06:07 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
backdoorman Offline
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Holy shit are you sure that isn't Chewbacca !
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#252235 - 12/30/08 09:05 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
RenfieldGyps Offline
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What's wrong w/Hello Kittys eyes...it looks fucking awful. Aww Im sorry for that Kitty.

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#252236 - 01/02/09 07:53 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Anonymous
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Im BATMAN!


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#252237 - 01/02/09 08:31 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
tattypatty Offline
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^^^the tattoos are the least of her problems....
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#252238 - 01/02/09 10:33 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
christianxxx Offline
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As for Mason Moore, I worked with her in September and got a great shot of her tat.

http://cwians.typepad.com/christian_sings_the_blues/2008/09/naughty-ameri-1.html

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#252239 - 01/03/09 03:09 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Tera Patrick's new Hello Kitty tattoo.









I fucking love it!, not hers in particular but Hello Kitty tats! I will be getting one this month. I fucking love HK everything!... I want HK and Dear Daniel...

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#252240 - 01/03/09 03:37 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
The Second Coming Offline
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Registered: 12/29/08
Posts: 55
Quote:

^^^the tattoos are the least of her problems....




Well said.

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#252241 - 01/03/09 07:36 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
the unknown pervert Offline
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Quote:

Im BATMAN!






She needs a batjob and a batbag on her batface. I'm quite sure she has batcrabs and batlice as well.


Edited by the unknown pervert (01/03/09 07:37 AM)
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#252242 - 01/03/09 12:58 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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She needs a batjob and a batbag on her batface. I'm quite sure she has batcrabs and batlice as well.




Funniest line of 2009, so far!

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#252243 - 01/04/09 07:56 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Im BATMAN!






She needs a batjob and a batbag on her batface. I'm quite sure she has batcrabs and batlice as well.



You forgot to batcuff, batplug and batfuck her. And batfist her batcave.

P.S. Batarang up her batnose.

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#252244 - 01/04/09 09:08 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
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Tabitha James.



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#252245 - 01/04/09 11:11 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Darrah Offline
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Loc: Hell
Quote:

Tabitha James.





My GAWD!


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#252246 - 01/05/09 11:48 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
IWAdult Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Tabitha James.





My GAWD!






Ane we have anbother winner.
WTF? who would think this was a good idea?
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#252247 - 01/05/09 12:52 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
destro Offline
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what an ugly looking jizz hole. what is wrong with these fucking stupid broads?
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#252248 - 01/05/09 02:45 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
dexter01 Offline
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Posts: 1


jrv - phish!


Edited by JRV (01/05/09 03:04 PM)

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#252249 - 01/05/09 02:59 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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NOT only is it a link to pirate porn, it's a PHISHing site for Rapidshare passwords.




Die, asshole, DIE!!
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#252250 - 01/09/09 09:16 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
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#252251 - 01/09/09 09:19 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

Tabitha James.






That is just fucking disgraceful.

Stupid, stupid fucking whore.

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#252252 - 01/09/09 11:00 PM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Tabitha James.








Someday, some demented asshole is going to create an abominable funhouse ride based upon that tat. The fallout will be hilarious.


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#252253 - 01/10/09 05:20 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
steveb Offline
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Quote:





There's a tattoo in that pic? Really?

I was distracted.
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#252254 - 01/10/09 06:38 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
backdoorman Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Tabitha James.











Someday, some demented asshole is going to create an abominable funhouse ride based upon that tat. The fallout will be hilarious.





Somebody needs to feed that thang a big hairy rat !!!! Ugh!!!
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#252255 - 01/17/09 02:53 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
Anonymous
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dont know if shes actually in the biz....but here goes...



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#252256 - 01/17/09 06:59 AM Re: The winner of the ugliest tattoo in porn goes
backdoorman Offline
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Need we go further ?
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