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#25135 - 05/07/04 07:10 AM Tony Malice's Birthday
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Wish Tony a happy birthday.Today he turns 27.
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#25136 - 05/07/04 07:20 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
eple Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 80
Loc: Norway
Hooray Hooray, Let's be merry and gay!

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#25137 - 05/07/04 07:20 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#25138 - 05/07/04 07:21 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Hooray Hooray, Let's be merry and gay!


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#25139 - 05/07/04 07:21 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I'm dying to know what Tony really looks like....I assume he doesn't look like Brandon.
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#25140 - 05/07/04 08:35 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
BigPornFan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
Maybe if you play your cards right Brandon will give you a bj for your b day .

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#25141 - 05/07/04 08:45 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
eple Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 80
Loc: Norway
Quote:

Maybe if you play your cards right Brandon will give you a bj for your b day .




What would make that different from a regular weekday ?

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#25142 - 05/07/04 08:49 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Quote:

Maybe if you play your cards right Brandon will give you a bj for your b day .




Yuck. Lol.

Malice
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#25143 - 05/07/04 09:07 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
happy birthday

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#25144 - 05/07/04 09:19 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
happy birthday tony, may many whores ry to find your cock and give it a lil suck
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#25145 - 05/07/04 02:38 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Ozzie Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/29/03
Posts: 538
Loc: Australia
Happy birthday Tony, thanks for all your efforts.....
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#25146 - 05/07/04 06:02 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Happy Birthday Tony, good work on the board, keep it up.
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#25147 - 05/08/04 08:37 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
HAPPY BARFDAY!!! THINK OF THE MANY ODD THINGS IVE DONE IN YOUR PAD TO MAKE YOU SMILE!! Don't let the dogs bite your dick! Be good! NOW I KNOW HOW OLD YOU REALLY ARE!!! MWAH hahahaha!!!

XOXO - your cleaning lady hahaha

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#25148 - 05/09/04 11:21 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
happy belated birthday....
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#25149 - 05/09/04 11:56 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Owen S Mouth Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
Happy Sperm Day

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#25150 - 05/10/04 05:32 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

I'm dying to know what Tony really looks like....I assume he doesn't look like Brandon.




That's the strange part because he actually does.
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#25151 - 05/10/04 05:06 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
poor Tony

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#25152 - 05/07/05 01:10 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Is it that time of year again?
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#25153 - 05/07/05 01:17 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
shit... i hope my gag reflex is still numb or i wont beable to contiunue our b-day tradition.
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#25154 - 05/07/05 01:48 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

shit... i hope my gag reflex is still numb or i wont beable to contiunue our b-day tradition.




damn. our little jedi checks in with another brilliant line. LOL.

or to Padova it: HAHAHAHAH!

either way happy b-day malice
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#25155 - 05/07/05 02:18 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Happy Birthday Tony, how are you enjoying New Mexico
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#25156 - 05/07/05 08:46 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
holy shit happy birthday Tony!! kick ass!

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#25157 - 05/08/05 01:59 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Tony is old.

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#25158 - 05/08/05 08:55 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...

CM; I know the feeling.
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#25159 - 05/06/06 10:16 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
This thread has been idle almost a year...
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#25160 - 05/06/06 10:53 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Shit...today's the only time in the last 2 months I log onto my own myspace, and there's a glaring reminder that 's birthday is coming up.

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#25161 - 05/06/06 11:37 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Always nice to meet a fellow Taurus. There's loads of us crawling all over this place: Malice, Chico, Gia, myself, and probably more.

Happy Birthday, Malice!

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#25162 - 05/07/06 12:28 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Happy Mutha Fuckin Birthday Malice Man!!! WERD TO YO MOMMA

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#25163 - 05/07/06 12:58 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo


Tony, give me a call. Let's meet up and cruise the sky, you know what I'm saying?


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#25164 - 05/07/06 01:50 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Thanks, in a little pre birthday celebration tonight (May 6) I bowled a 187, ah the simple pleasures in life. Now time to go sleepy.

Malice
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#25165 - 05/07/06 05:10 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Happy B-Day Malice. May the whores be crab-free and ready to be donkey punched.
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#25166 - 05/07/06 10:13 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Thank you Loop for that picture. I'm reminded of a particularly sad day in young Willie's life. The "forward-thinking" perverts on my dorm floor voted to make all the bathrooms co-ed, which is a nice theory in form. Fast forward a few months...it's Sunday morning, I'm reading the sports section in a stall...and in walks a girl. I knew who it was...guys always know. My next-door-neighbor's friend who I'd been fooling aroud with for some time. Anyhow...she proceeds to occupy the stall next to me and producee the filthiest loaf-pinch I ever had to witness from a female. The smell, the sound, the implied visual...all taintily torturous.

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#25167 - 05/07/06 01:30 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Happy Birthday Tony, how are you enjoying New Mexico
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#25168 - 05/07/06 07:41 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

Thank you Loop for that picture. I'm reminded of a particularly sad day in young Willie's life. The "forward-thinking" perverts on my dorm floor voted to make all the bathrooms co-ed, which is a nice theory in form. Fast forward a few months...it's Sunday morning, I'm reading the sports section in a stall...and in walks a girl. I knew who it was...guys always know. My next-door-neighbor's friend who I'd been fooling aroud with for some time. Anyhow...she proceeds to occupy the stall next to me and producee the filthiest loaf-pinch I ever had to witness from a female. The smell, the sound, the implied visual...all taintily torturous.




you paint a vivid picture

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#25169 - 05/07/06 07:44 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

Thank you Loop for that picture. I'm reminded of a particularly sad day in young Willie's life. The "forward-thinking" perverts on my dorm floor voted to make all the bathrooms co-ed, which is a nice theory in form. Fast forward a few months...it's Sunday morning, I'm reading the sports section in a stall...and in walks a girl. I knew who it was...guys always know. My next-door-neighbor's friend who I'd been fooling aroud with for some time. Anyhow...she proceeds to occupy the stall next to me and producee the filthiest loaf-pinch I ever had to witness from a female. The smell, the sound, the implied visual...all taintily torturous.




I can smell it!!! Did she have Taco Bell the night before?

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#25170 - 05/07/06 10:39 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

I can smell it!!! Did she have Taco Bell the night before?



For the sake of arugment, Padover, she was Korean, so assume she had Milwaukee's Best, the "death triangles" from the dining hall, and cat.

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#25171 - 05/07/06 11:34 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Cat? NOOooooooooooOOOOoo!!! DADDY DONT LET THEM EAT BONKERS!! Nooo PLEASE!!! DONT LET THEM TAKE MY KITTY (haha pun) NOOooO WHYYYY I PROMISE TO BE A GOOD WITTLE GIRL I SWEAR!!!!

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#25172 - 05/07/06 11:39 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
It's OK, Padover...she was from Chicago...they only eat pizza and subs from Maggiano's Little Italy like anyone else.

Hey, Unc's band got voted the "best heavy metal" song by VH1! Woot! Woot!

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#25173 - 05/07/06 11:48 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

It's OK, Padover...she was from Chicago...they only eat pizza and subs from Maggiano's Little Italy like anyone else.

Hey, Unc's band got voted the "best heavy metal" song by VH1! Woot! Woot!



Phew!!! You mean daddy is gonna let me keep my kitty? Now I gotta suffer from post-tramatic stress and I just might have to beg Jeff to do another White Trash Whore so the brotha's can knock some sense into me.

I saw Unkkie Dio on VH1, I did the banana dance while listening to their last album. It got me wet in the cooter though... is that bad?

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#25174 - 05/08/06 12:09 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Human-ZIP-file is funny...lol

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#25175 - 05/08/06 12:38 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I've been inspired by the after life from smut-life. It's what happens when you start watching porn I've noticed.

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#25176 - 05/08/06 07:26 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Hey Malice,
Happy belated B-Day. Did Jeff get you some spinners for your Daewoo?

That sounds like some kind of Korean jungle disease!
"Ahhhhhh! I've got SPINNERS on my DAEWOO! Fukin' whores!"

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#25177 - 05/08/06 07:58 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Happy Birthday!
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#25178 - 05/08/06 08:56 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Happy Birthday Tony! Sorry i'm a bit late due to the time difference between USA and Australia. Maybe Ashley might bake you a cake?

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#25179 - 05/06/07 09:05 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
30 years ago Tony's mom did a creampie, and look what happened!
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#25180 - 05/06/07 09:11 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Happy B-day bro. Cheers.

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#25181 - 05/06/07 09:28 PM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
HB Tony!

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#25182 - 05/07/07 04:19 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Get wrecked, Mr Malice.



Monday birthdays = more booze required
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#25183 - 05/07/07 08:09 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
We booked Pam Peaks to come by and give you your present!

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#25184 - 05/07/07 08:40 AM Re: Tony Malice's Birthday
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
Quote:

We booked Pam Peaks to come by and give you your present!





Happy Birthday Tony...









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