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#251985 - 06/17/07 05:22 PM Of the lonely and the pathetic
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
The real question is, who is the loneliest porn outsider on xxxporntalk? By porn outsider, I mean someone who doesn't make money off of being involved in the adult industry but instead obsesses over our materials to masterbate up to 5 times a day wearing ladies underpants.



Who will win this fabulous award?

PersonA PersonB
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#251986 - 06/18/07 08:57 AM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Keep the votes piling in!!!!
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#251987 - 06/18/07 11:48 AM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind

What about the loser with over 4429 posts since 8/9/06?

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#251988 - 06/18/07 12:14 PM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
14 votes in 24 hours? Impressive.
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#251989 - 06/18/07 03:53 PM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Quote:


What about the loser with over 4429 posts since 8/9/06?




Yes you are also a pathetic loser. However, since you are apparently Jules Jordan, you have an excuse to be on here wasting your life away.
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#251990 - 06/18/07 04:27 PM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
darth-do you have a girlfriend? live with her? married?

my volume of work here includes some shit you'll never come close to touching. sorry.
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#251991 - 06/18/07 04:34 PM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
No one. Not even a Mormon cousin.

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#251992 - 06/18/07 04:35 PM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Yes you are also a pathetic loser. However, since you are apparently Jules Jordan, you have an excuse to be on here wasting your life away.




I wish. If I was Jules I would be in my mansion fucking whores all day and I wouldn't have time to post.

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#251993 - 06/18/07 04:38 PM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
I'll tell you what, Darf, you find your 10 best posts, I'll find mine, we'll have a contest. Actually, it won't be a contest, but get going at it anyway.

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#251994 - 06/19/07 01:37 AM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Willy and James - what ever made you think I was talking about you? But since you are acknowledging your inadequecies, I will simply point out that the law of averages suggests that out of 5,000 posts, you just might have a few good ones. Willy, that Jenna post you did was sheer brilliance, and to think it only took you 2 weeks to compile all of that stalker information, public though it may be. However, if how you both measure your pathetic existence is how many good posts you can do on a forum about people you only wish you were, then by all means carry on...

Who here can't picture Willy driving around with his pants around his ankles with a laptop and an extra battery?
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#251995 - 06/19/07 08:42 AM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Who here can't picture Willy driving around with his pants around his ankles with a laptop and an extra battery?




Who can't picture you having all your ribs crushed into fine powder and being asphyxiated by a Burmese python?
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#251996 - 06/19/07 08:48 AM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I can't picture it. I need to see the video.
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#251997 - 06/19/07 09:12 AM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
DarthChicken, why didn't you just accept or deline my offer, instead of adding your latent homosexual fantasies into the discussion? With this and Princess Ceara putting to rest your "porn insider" lies, you've become totally irrelevant. This is the second "Willie" poll that's backfired on you, so don't you think it's about time to try another tactic?

And thanks for waking up in the middle of the night to do that. Did you get bored trying to find that custom JarJarBinx costume on eBay?

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#251998 - 06/19/07 10:19 AM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
This has far from backfired. The voters are speaking every day in this poll. They are coming by the dozens to speak their minds about who is the big xxxpt loser.

What Willie, you can't afford the extra battery so you got the car charger?
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#251999 - 06/19/07 10:30 AM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

This has far from backfired. The voters are speaking every day in this poll. They are coming by the dozens to speak their minds about who is the big xxxpt loser.

What Willie, you can't afford the extra battery so you got the car charger?




You're right, 2 more votes than yesterday at this time, for a grand total of 16, the voters are speaking.

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#252000 - 06/19/07 12:29 PM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Quote:

With this and Princess Ceara putting to rest your "porn insider" lies






Willie, that was put to rest a LONG time ago, by jamesn, remember? And then everyone realized Darth was just a internet persona and moved on. I dont know why you keep bringing this up as though anyone has taken him seriously in the last 3 months. If you want to have a pissing match, then by all means, this is the cage. But your "you're not real insider!!" accusations are about as relevant and obvious as saying the sky is blue. Just sayin.

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#252001 - 06/19/07 12:51 PM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Which one did you vote for Ceara? I think it is a tossup. However, Willie hangs out in strip clubs - which is ubb3r cool - and that might give Jamesn the "biggest loser" edge. Jamesn spends all his money on pickled herring and designer handbags.

However, I am quite legitimately an insider. I know the in's and out's of the biz (that is what we insiders call it, "the biz") like nobodies business.
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#252002 - 06/19/07 01:29 PM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:

I dont know why you keep bringing this up as though anyone has taken him seriously in the last 3 months.



Doesn't sound like he's giving that angle up anytime soon. Now go scrape some more muck off your toenails and mail it to Australia.

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#252003 - 06/19/07 05:58 PM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Keep those votes coming! The winner wins a toaster!
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#252004 - 06/19/07 08:55 PM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#252005 - 06/20/07 07:35 AM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Keep those votes coming! The winner wins a toaster!




Does he get to throw it into your shower?
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#252006 - 06/20/07 10:09 AM Re: Of the lonely and the pathetic
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Quote:

Quote:

Keep those votes coming! The winner wins a toaster!




Does he get to throw it into your shower?




That's not up to me. It's his toaster.
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