I call this one 'too late'



This might be an invite, but to me it looks more like a threat.



I'm concerned that Luke has cropped this shot of her squatting. I'm hoping she didn't leave Tee Reel a special present.



I dunno if she's dry humping it or what, but the guy in the background looks concerned about splinters.



You really need to do something about that wart honey. It's not a beauty spot. It really isn't.



This just yells "Busted!" to me.



"If that white motherfucker is a problem, sweets, I'll lay a beat down on him so hard his momma will bruise"



Normally, lifting your face and stretching the neck muscles gets rid of wrinkles....



Props to Rob Spallone for sending some talent along.



As someone else moves in to hog the camera, Leah is forced to control herself with breathing exercises.



If I wasn't in porn, this sort of shot would really make me want to get into the industry. Tee Reel, you lucky dawg.



No one really expects an aneurysm. Luckily Maya didn't really notice any ill effects.



Who the fuck is the chick in the background on the left? That's keeping things a little too Tee Reel for me.



Even when you really suck at pole dancing, you shouldn't let it get in the way of being an attention whore.



"Ok, has every one got photo of my ass yet? What? No one? Don't you know who I am?"



The Camera of Death meets another pap, thereby cursing him for the rest of his natural life. None of the images he shot last night came out. Fact.



"Look, just let me weigh your right tit. Just once."



I've got five bucks that says she was saying "hmm hmm hmmm" when this pic was taken.



I'm not sure which is sexier. The look, or the bulging stomach.



Ok, it's the look that wins.


"Hey, she just came over to me! I never met the chick in my life!"



Damn. He really does get all the best looking chicks, doesn't he? Same old hat though. No one thought about getting him a new one for his birthday? Thoughtless.