Our moral leader was again busy last evening, visiting the star-studded birthday bash of Mr Tee Reel. A man who, from the looks of the party goers, is keeping things a little too real.

The beautiful people were out in force, trying to convince themselves that the presence of some photographers elevated the event to Hollywood red carpet standards. Deluded whores are funny.

Go here for the source pics.

Ok, deep breaths.... let's plunge straight in.


Well, if it isn't Maya and a chick that we will from now on refer to only as OJ, since she's clearly on some beta carotene thing or just uses carrot as a foundation.



Can you make it look as though your neck's broken? I find that kind of thing very strokeworthy.



Ah, the lovely Leah and a blond who's serious about finishing her drink. According to IAFD, Leah's appeared in a massive 7--yep, 7--adult movies. If that doesn't make her a porn star, I dunno what does. Hey, ladies, have we seen her in that outfit before?



Yes, you do have nice tits, but Monstar wants his belt buckle back. Don't you know his people died so you could wear that? There was an accident at the casino.



Coordination is obviously not her strong suit.



This is the response you get when you say "Have you got any Jew in you? Would you like some?"



I thought Christian was out of the country. I must be wrong.



I thought she was Russian or something, but here she looks like a New Jersey wiseguy's bitch.



Moments after this was taken, she pulled too hard and performed a full back flip by accident.



Close ups can be so cruel.



Still, at least she's not wearing some shapeless red sack.



I imagine that massive left hand pretty much rules her out of handjob movies.



Coquettish? Nope. If non-industry people see these images, will they be jealous they weren't there?



Possession is supposed to be nine tenths of the law or something. Tee Reel, you touched it, you bought it, you're welcome to it.



Work is tight in the industry right now. Some porn whores can't afford new outfits and simply go to parties wearing their handbags.



"The source of the fire was later found to be a cursed gemstone. The blaze tore through the venue, instantly killing everyone inside" Just once I'd like to wake up to this headline.



Are you messaging your friends and telling them to try somewhere else? I bet you are.



White people should never offer skin like this. It just looks lame. Plus whores usually have trouble with the whole counting part of it "Gimme how many again?"



The Camera of Death meets the Breasts of Disappointment.

I call this one 'too late'



This might be an invite, but to me it looks more like a threat.



I'm concerned that Luke has cropped this shot of her squatting. I'm hoping she didn't leave Tee Reel a special present.



I dunno if she's dry humping it or what, but the guy in the background looks concerned about splinters.



You really need to do something about that wart honey. It's not a beauty spot. It really isn't.



This just yells "Busted!" to me.



"If that white motherfucker is a problem, sweets, I'll lay a beat down on him so hard his momma will bruise"



Normally, lifting your face and stretching the neck muscles gets rid of wrinkles....



Props to Rob Spallone for sending some talent along.



As someone else moves in to hog the camera, Leah is forced to control herself with breathing exercises.



If I wasn't in porn, this sort of shot would really make me want to get into the industry. Tee Reel, you lucky dawg.



No one really expects an aneurysm. Luckily Maya didn't really notice any ill effects.



Who the fuck is the chick in the background on the left? That's keeping things a little too Tee Reel for me.



Even when you really suck at pole dancing, you shouldn't let it get in the way of being an attention whore.



"Ok, has every one got photo of my ass yet? What? No one? Don't you know who I am?"



The Camera of Death meets another pap, thereby cursing him for the rest of his natural life. None of the images he shot last night came out. Fact.



"Look, just let me weigh your right tit. Just once."



I've got five bucks that says she was saying "hmm hmm hmmm" when this pic was taken.



I'm not sure which is sexier. The look, or the bulging stomach.



Ok, it's the look that wins.


"Hey, she just came over to me! I never met the chick in my life!"



Damn. He really does get all the best looking chicks, doesn't he? Same old hat though. No one thought about getting him a new one for his birthday? Thoughtless.

why the x on her hand? shes a straight X or something???



this whore is start to be disturbing, i hate her



DIABLO shaves his faces and cut his hair

this looks like a still from HBO's "The Corner"

Steven Van Zant begins his Post-Sopranos Carreer.

Oh shit, the new edition of Hunts Point Hookers seems to be out. Fuck, there is actually a step down from Donny Long's party circuit. [Guapo]Make a nigga weepy for Gwen Diamond.[guapo]

the girl with maya hills is aline from la direct. she is pretty hot actually and does a great scene and loves anal.

the x on the girls hand signifies that she is a minor or under 21.

and wow kacy starr is looking good!

Aria Giovanni + + + x 30 years = See Above.

Ok, deep breaths.... let's plunge straight in.


Yes, you do have nice tits, but Monstar wants his belt buckle back. Don't you know his people died so you could wear that? There was an accident at the casino.



Coordination is obviously not her strong suit.



This is the response you get when you say "Have you got any Jew in you? Would you like some?"



I thought Christian was out of the country. I must be wrong.



"The award for the best impression of Sunny Lane in front of a camera goes to?"


Why can't whores dress up in a decent dress and do their best "Paris Hilton impression" instead of shit like this? Don't get it other than they are just dumb whores.

"The award for the best impression of Sunny Lane in front of a camera goes to?"

Luke quoted Leah saying "I was dressed to kill." See, Whores don't always lie.

Christ a few months ago Kacey Starr was cherubic; now she's positively porcine.

That's Rico Shades. He posts on this site time to time.

great thread Conky.

Yes, Conky! Fantastic work as usual!!!!