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Thank you Loop for that picture. I'm reminded of a particularly sad day in young Willie's life. The "forward-thinking" perverts on my dorm floor voted to make all the bathrooms co-ed, which is a nice theory in form. Fast forward a few months...it's Sunday morning, I'm reading the sports section in a stall...and in walks a girl. I knew who it was...guys always know. My next-door-neighbor's friend who I'd been fooling aroud with for some time. Anyhow...she proceeds to occupy the stall next to me and producee the filthiest loaf-pinch I ever had to witness from a female. The smell, the sound, the implied visual...all taintily torturous.

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