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#25136 - 05/07/04 07:20 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 80
Loc: Norway
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Hooray Hooray, Let's be merry and gay!
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#25139 - 05/07/04 07:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I'm dying to know what Tony really looks like....I assume he doesn't look like Brandon.
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#25141 - 05/07/04 08:45 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 80
Loc: Norway
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Maybe if you play your cards right Brandon will give you a bj for your b day .
What would make that different from a regular weekday ?
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#25142 - 05/07/04 08:49 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
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Maybe if you play your cards right Brandon will give you a bj for your b day .
Yuck. Lol.
Malice
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#25143 - 05/07/04 09:07 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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#25144 - 05/07/04 09:19 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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happy birthday tony, may many whores ry to find your cock and give it a lil suck
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#25145 - 05/07/04 02:38 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/29/03
Posts: 538
Loc: Australia
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Happy birthday Tony, thanks for all your efforts.....
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#25149 - 05/09/04 11:56 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
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#25151 - 05/10/04 05:06 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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#25153 - 05/07/05 01:17 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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shit... i hope my gag reflex is still numb or i wont beable to contiunue our b-day tradition.
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#25154 - 05/07/05 01:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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shit... i hope my gag reflex is still numb or i wont beable to contiunue our b-day tradition.
damn. our little jedi checks in with another brilliant line. LOL.
or to Padova it: HAHAHAHAH!
either way happy b-day malice
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#25156 - 05/07/05 08:46 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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holy shit happy birthday Tony!! kick ass!
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#25157 - 05/08/05 01:59 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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#25168 - 05/07/06 07:41 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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Thank you Loop for that picture. I'm reminded of a particularly sad day in young Willie's life. The "forward-thinking" perverts on my dorm floor voted to make all the bathrooms co-ed, which is a nice theory in form. Fast forward a few months...it's Sunday morning, I'm reading the sports section in a stall...and in walks a girl. I knew who it was...guys always know. My next-door-neighbor's friend who I'd been fooling aroud with for some time. Anyhow...she proceeds to occupy the stall next to me and producee the filthiest loaf-pinch I ever had to witness from a female. The smell, the sound, the implied visual...all taintily torturous.
you paint a vivid picture
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#25169 - 05/07/06 07:44 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Thank you Loop for that picture. I'm reminded of a particularly sad day in young Willie's life. The "forward-thinking" perverts on my dorm floor voted to make all the bathrooms co-ed, which is a nice theory in form. Fast forward a few months...it's Sunday morning, I'm reading the sports section in a stall...and in walks a girl. I knew who it was...guys always know. My next-door-neighbor's friend who I'd been fooling aroud with for some time. Anyhow...she proceeds to occupy the stall next to me and producee the filthiest loaf-pinch I ever had to witness from a female. The smell, the sound, the implied visual...all taintily torturous.
I can smell it!!! Did she have Taco Bell the night before?
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#25170 - 05/07/06 10:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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I can smell it!!! Did she have Taco Bell the night before?
For the sake of arugment, Padover, she was Korean, so assume she had Milwaukee's Best, the "death triangles" from the dining hall, and cat.
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#25173 - 05/07/06 11:48 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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It's OK, Padover...she was from Chicago...they only eat pizza and subs from Maggiano's Little Italy like anyone else.
Hey, Unc's band got voted the "best heavy metal" song by VH1! Woot! Woot!
Phew!!! You mean daddy is gonna let me keep my kitty? Now I gotta suffer from post-tramatic stress and I just might have to beg Jeff to do another White Trash Whore so the brotha's can knock some sense into me.
I saw Unkkie Dio on VH1, I did the banana dance while listening to their last album. It got me wet in the cooter though... is that bad?
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#25177 - 05/08/06 07:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Happy Birthday!
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#25182 - 05/07/07 04:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Get wrecked, Mr Malice. Monday birthdays = more booze required
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#25184 - 05/07/07 08:40 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
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Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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