I was in lock up waiting to be bailed out twice.

The first time I was in a warehouse that my uncle owned that was full of stuff that may or may not have been stolen. It was raided and I was pretty much just in the wrong place at the wrong time, never charged with anything dickhead cops dragged me and my cousin in to just to piss off my uncle.

The second time was after I slapped around this Arab wannabe gangster who was giving this waitress a hard time and he was trying to pass himself off as a Italian. He never showed up for the hearing and the waitress went to bat for me, so the charged were dropped.