waah waah waah, i got fake tits but i won't show them to anyone. boo hoo.
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i've been married for ten years. does that count?


Marriage is not a prison if you do it right GiGi!

not all of us are as lucky as you, lance . but i'm sure it'll be better for me the second time around-- you know, once skeeter and i make it official. ha. oh, the addendum-- i'm certainly not law enforcement, although i dressed up as a DEA agent for halloween one year.

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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits