There was a deaf stripper where I danced in Vegas. She was actually very hot and had an amazing set of Dr. Garth Fisher implants. Her hearing aid hid behind her long blonde hair made her hear sort of well enough to know when she was due on stage. Horrible dancer (go figure!) but gorgeous girl- banked every night!

Something about deaf with implants was funnier to me than deaf and stripping.
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