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#251366 - 06/15/07 10:51 AM
Porn's new and first deaf whore
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/18/07
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#251367 - 06/15/07 11:44 AM
Re: Porn's new and first deaf whore
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Now that's pretty funny... never heard a deaf chick trying to talk sexy. Actually, neither has she!
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#251368 - 06/15/07 11:46 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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lol nice....yea making fun of her is just too damn easy lol but is it wrong that i get a half stack when she says swallows....
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#251371 - 06/15/07 12:11 PM
Re: Porn's new and first deaf whore
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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her porn name should be marlee methlin  first time i got a lap dance the girl ended up being deaf. this is why no one should go to a strip club in youngstown.
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#251372 - 06/15/07 01:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/26/07
Posts: 287
Loc: do you really care?
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nice tits.
best (or worst depending on your point of view) thing is is that you can talk all the shit you want while fucking her from behind.
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#251373 - 06/15/07 02:05 PM
Re: Porn's new and first deaf whore
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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She doesn't sound any worse than half of the Euro whores in LA.
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#251376 - 06/15/07 03:14 PM
Re: Porn's new and first deaf whore
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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There was a deaf stripper where I danced in Vegas. She was actually very hot and had an amazing set of Dr. Garth Fisher implants. Her hearing aid hid behind her long blonde hair made her hear sort of well enough to know when she was due on stage. Horrible dancer (go figure!) but gorgeous girl- banked every night!
Something about deaf with implants was funnier to me than deaf and stripping.
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#251378 - 06/15/07 03:20 PM
Re: Porn's new and first deaf whore
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Some chicks have their eyebrows tattooed on. Maybe she just jumped the tat shark?
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#251380 - 06/15/07 03:51 PM
Re: Porn's new and first deaf whore
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Porn doesn't need any deaf whores. What porn needs are mute ones.
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#251384 - 06/15/07 04:06 PM
Re: Porn's new and first deaf whore
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
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Porn doesn't need any deaf whores. What porn needs are mute ones.
They are all mute in my porn-watching world. It's called the "off" button on my speakers.
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#251385 - 06/15/07 06:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Watching that intro video was almost enough for me quit watching porn forever. It saddened me but I don't know why. I wish windsock was here to explain this. I think he would have had the same reaction.
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#251388 - 06/15/07 08:42 PM
Re: Porn's new and first deaf whore
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Porn doesn't need any deaf whores. What porn needs are mute ones.
This is the luckiest whore in porndom. She will never...EVER...have to listen to "AARRRRGGHHH DROPPIN' FUCKIN' LOADS MMARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH." 
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#251391 - 06/16/07 05:54 AM
Re: Porn's deaf whore, Da Burg and Sergio
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Ok, many of you who know me well know that I am practically fucking deaf on top of everything else challenging me. Yet, for most of my life, i have been able to hear 'well enough' with the help of hearing aids. But my hearing loss is progressive and irreversible, and the last several years has been to the point where I am no longer able to hear much at all, even with the hearing aid(s); In certain situations that give normal people with normal hearing trouble hearing things, I am totally deaf...places like Bars, concerts and strip clubs just to name a few. When I visit Strip clubs, once I see a woman I think I MIGHT want to spend the rest of the night with exclusively, I will invite her to the most secluded quiet spot and try and seal the deal, followed by either a VIP room stint or some place really secluded (like even the manager's office) I knew a couple deaf strippers, and I have used various alternative means of communicating in a strip club (including etch a sketch) .... But, as many of you who know me, I let it all hang out here...I am as open as I can be about my life here, and I actually LIKE the fact that I can wear my heart on my sleeve and have come to know many of you sick, miserable, twisted fuckers and whores well enough to call "friends" qualified against the backdrop of internet porn. It is with such sincerity that I must do a mea culpa and apologize to the man I entrusted with my personal security last week, Sergio Travieso. You see folks, I let my newly appointed bodyguard down this past Monday...I was supposed to contact Sergio to set up a plan and then, to celebrate his promotion (and as type of "off the books" compensation), I was going to treat him to a modestly debauched night out at LA's "JET STRIP"... I was supposed to call him around 8 pm Monday night, even speaking to him at 5:30 and specifically telling him I would call him later. I, da burg, did not call him, nor e-mailed him, for almost 2 days. Why? Well the honest answer is thoroughly embarrasing, but I am going to let myself be humiliated to show my solidarity with my new head of Club Da Burglar Security, in the hopes he continues to be willing to take a bullet, or a fake sillicon malformed tit coming towards my head in the midst of a hideously butcherd lap dance... Sergio was able to see, in our disappoiting outing to TJs (no)Showgirls Theater, that I cannot fucking hear whatsoever in these places even with my hearing aid cranking on the tiny backup Nuclear reactor inside my Israeli Model. You see, most of my strip club companions that go with me to the clubs end up doing all the talking and ordering for me until I get myself with my girl of the evening into a secluded spot. <Fast forward to this past monday night, around 7:15 pm.> GOODpARTS HEREDa burg is rolling around his Handicapped Equipped minisuite preparing to use the handicappable shower with 9 setting handheld shower nozzle and cushioned shower seat. CAREFULLY, I remove my hearing aid before getting into the shower, placing it on the empty (and DRY) soap dish wall tray above and outside the shower's water reach. But suddenly I am overcome with a raging hardon...out of the blue! Bam! Inst-a-wood....and for me, well this is a Big deal. Now, since I know I am going out to a strip club later, and it IS the JET Strip, and the chicks ARE gorgeous, and SOME of them escort, if I go into the club fully loaded, well, Sergio might have to leave me with a strange whore his first night protecting me, and I dont want to do that to him, so to minimize the chance of me doing anything other than bump-n-grind at the Jet Strip, I decide to take care of this boner right then and there on my Handicap Shower seat, on my COMFORTABLE handicap shower seat. GOOD PARTS CONTINUEOk, brace yourselves folks, and ladies, I cannot be help responsible for any arousal you might feel at the following imagery or words. *Da Burg points Handheld shower 'south' with one hand and whacks away with the other, like I am choking an angry rooster that was threatening my corn on the cob a few seconds before....* <Inside da burg's mind, the thought process of this whack off session> "Oh wow, fuck I am horny, ok focus, lets see....Mmm, yeah, Jenna Presley...mmm, nah, havent seen aything of hers lately, Ceara....yeah, wait  I could be her father! Ohhh wait, hold that thought....mmm, oh yeah, HOLLY! Tomatoes, mmmm, Holly riding nude on Horses mmmm... Luke ford jumping in the gymboree...wtf? SHIT, how'd he get in here! Focus, dammit, a little faster...ok, Animal House, Bluto and Mandy in the window...yeah, oh yeah, Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi....I hope the Cavs cover the spread tonight I have 300 on them....SHIT!....Back to Holly, reading 'Wuthering Heights' together in a bubble bath, her tits are nice.... need something else, something nastier....Hailey Young???? ** buzzer goes off inside my head, Alex Trebek's voice goes "Sorry, Wrong." ** Back to Ceara  Oh shit! Wait, Gia! Baby Gia and that one scene of hers I actually know, Feeding frenzy cum gobbling! yeah Ok ok, wow she looks hot, baby gia and...fuck, Arnold ScwarzenpecKer?!?!?!! That does it I hate porn, as soon as I blow this load I am going back to Sport Illustrated Swimsuit edition only! FOCUS! Dammit hurry up... Holly .... Holly Randall, HElp! Help me with this beastly boner Holly! Holly appears in my bathroom nude with her greenbeans...wait she is on that Horse again, in my bathroom? Oh shit this is just like Braveheart when he rode in and....Noo Holly! Dont throw the bowl....fuck! ahh help! Holly I didnt mean to give Ceara all those banancreams a few strokes ago! Wait, I'll give them to you now watch! <heartrate, bloodpressure are up, whacking away furiously now> Shit! GiGi!?!?!? GiGi is here with her snickerdoodles and nice tits <whacking away a total blur> Ok Hold still Gigi.... hold still gi...Fuck! Holly's horse just took a dump in my shower, luke shows up with a Pail and scooper "Ello Burg, do you often have such fucked up masturbatory fantasies? And why am I in it right this moment?" AhhhhHH!!!!! I Need...t-t-to....finish....ahhh, Yes! Ceara! Ceara to the rescue... Her Oily Butt! Yessssss <ahhh!> Bunny rabbits between the tits <Ahhhhhhh!> Candy Hearts on tongue!!!!!! <spooge>  <END Da Burglar Jerk off Transmission> Ok, now at this point I am thoroughly exhausted and drained mentally, so I absentmindedly reach up to the soap dish looking for ....SOAP.... Instead I absentmindedly grab my hearing aid, fumble with it momentarily surprised it is not soap and then I remember....and THEN, I drop the fucking thing into the shower and the inch of water on the shower floor...My life just took a disastrous turn, all because I had to whack off. You see, hearing aids and water do not mix. and now I cant even call Sergio and tell him what has happend because I cannot even hear on the phone without it...Unless I can tap Morse code into the keypads and have Sergio....ah fuck it. So there, now you all know...I spent the next 3 hours blowdrying my hearing aid with a blowdryer...a blowdryer which was NOT in my room originally, unlike all the other rooms that had one...I had to wheeldown to the front desk with a handwritten note explaining that I am deaf and I need a hairdryer...this after shaving my head tis morning. I actually thought about asking the young black girl behind the front desk if she would call Sergio for me and explain to him that I dropped my hearing aid in the shower after whacking off too vigorously, and that I woould not as a result be able to go to the Strip Club with him tonite....I decided against it. So I apologize Sergio, maybe I can make it up to you next week Before Erotica LA....we'll get Baby Gia to come with us to make sure it all comes off without a hitch.
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#251392 - 06/16/07 05:54 AM
Re: Porn's new and first deaf whore
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See what you pervs have done: Quote:
145 - Table './eli_newdb/jos_xtreme_sessions' is marked as crashed and should be repaired
Just goes to show you how many people read this site, I guess. 
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#251393 - 06/16/07 06:59 AM
Re: Porn's new and first deaf whore
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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I am pretty sure that Ashley Shye (links to IAFD), a.k.a "Trisha", was deaf or at least partially deaf. She had a strange lispy speaking pattern that you often hear in those who are hearing-impaired. In one video (which I don't recall) you could see her hearing-aid for a brief moment tucked behind her ear. She always had long hair which helped in obscuring it.
Ashley was active in the late 90s/early 2000s and gave some very memorable BJ performances. Lots of wet, sloppy slurping and a hot cum swallower. The screencaps below are from Shut Up and Blow Me #17:
Edited by tritone (06/16/07 07:24 AM)
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#251396 - 06/18/07 01:10 PM
Re: Porn's new and first deaf whore
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ADT regular
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 14
Loc: , Berkeley, California
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Olivia Love was a deaf transsexual porn star who did at least fifty movies and probably many more - records in tranny porn are worse than they are in straight porn - over a career that lasted at least seven years and maybe longer. i haven't been on this forum for too long, so i don't know if we just sneer at trannies here, but there you go - another deaf porn star.
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#251397 - 06/18/07 03:37 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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<Fast forward to this past monday night, around 7:15 pm.>
GOODpARTS HERE
Da burg is rolling around his Handicapped Equipped minisuite preparing to use the handicappable shower with 9 setting handheld shower nozzle and cushioned shower seat. CAREFULLY, I remove my hearing aid before getting into the shower, placing it on the empty (and DRY) soap dish wall tray above and outside the shower's water reach. But suddenly I am overcome with a raging hardon...out of the blue! Bam! Inst-a-wood....and for me, well this is a Big deal. Now, since I know I am going out to a strip club later, and it IS the JET Strip, and the chicks ARE gorgeous, and SOME of them escort, if I go into the club fully loaded, well, Sergio might have to leave me with a strange whore his first night protecting me, and I dont want to do that to him, so to minimize the chance of me doing anything other than bump-n-grind at the Jet Strip, I decide to take care of this boner right then and there on my Handicap Shower seat, on my COMFORTABLE handicap shower seat.
GOOD PARTS CONTINUE
Ok, brace yourselves folks, and ladies, I cannot be help responsible for any arousal you might feel at the following imagery or words.
*Da Burg points Handheld shower 'south' with one hand and whacks away with the other, like I am choking an angry rooster that was threatening my corn on the cob a few seconds before....*
<Inside da burg's mind, the thought process of this whack off session> "Oh wow, fuck I am horny, ok focus, lets see....Mmm, yeah, Jenna Presley...mmm, nah, havent seen aything of hers lately, Ceara....yeah, wait I could be her father! Ohhh wait, hold that thought....mmm, oh yeah, HOLLY! Tomatoes, mmmm, Holly riding nude on Horses mmmm... Luke ford jumping in the gymboree...wtf? SHIT, how'd he get in here! Focus, dammit, a little faster...ok, Animal House, Bluto and Mandy in the window...yeah, oh yeah, Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi....I hope the Cavs cover the spread tonight I have 300 on them....SHIT!....Back to Holly, reading 'Wuthering Heights' together in a bubble bath, her tits are nice.... need something else, something nastier....Hailey Young???? ** buzzer goes off inside my head, Alex Trebek's voice goes "Sorry, Wrong." ** Back to Ceara Oh shit! Wait, Gia! Baby Gia and that one scene of hers I actually know, Feeding frenzy cum gobbling! yeah Ok ok, wow she looks hot, baby gia and...fuck, Arnold ScwarzenpecKer?!?!?!! That does it I hate porn, as soon as I blow this load I am going back to Sport Illustrated Swimsuit edition only! FOCUS! Dammit hurry up... Holly .... Holly Randall, HElp! Help me with this beastly boner Holly! Holly appears in my bathroom nude with her greenbeans...wait she is on that Horse again, in my bathroom? Oh shit this is just like Braveheart when he rode in and....Noo Holly! Dont throw the bowl....fuck! ahh help! Holly I didnt mean to give Ceara all those banancreams a few strokes ago! Wait, I'll give them to you now watch! <heartrate, bloodpressure are up, whacking away furiously now> Shit! GiGi!?!?!? GiGi is here with her snickerdoodles and nice tits <whacking away a total blur> Ok Hold still Gigi.... hold still gi...Fuck! Holly's horse just took a dump in my shower, luke shows up with a Pail and scooper "Ello Burg, do you often have such fucked up masturbatory fantasies? And why am I in it right this moment?" AhhhhHH!!!!! I Need...t-t-to....finish....ahhh, Yes! Ceara! Ceara to the rescue... Her Oily Butt! Yessssss <ahhh!> Bunny rabbits between the tits <Ahhhhhhh!> Candy Hearts on tongue!!!!!! <spooge> <END Da Burglar Jerk off Transmission>
Ok, now at this point I am thoroughly exhausted and drained mentally, so I absentmindedly reach up to the soap dish looking for ....SOAP.... Instead I absentmindedly grab my hearing aid, fumble with it momentarily surprised it is not soap and then I remember....and THEN, I drop the fucking thing into the shower and the inch of water on the shower floor...My life just took a disastrous turn, all because I had to whack off.
You see, hearing aids and water do not mix. and now I cant even call Sergio and tell him what has happend because I cannot even hear on the phone without it...Unless I can tap Morse code into the keypads and have Sergio....ah fuck it.
So there, now you all know...I spent the next 3 hours blowdrying my hearing aid with a blowdryer...a blowdryer which was NOT in my room originally, unlike all the other rooms that had one...I had to wheeldown to the front desk with a handwritten note explaining that I am deaf and I need a hairdryer...this after shaving my head tis morning. I actually thought about asking the young black girl behind the front desk if she would call Sergio for me and explain to him that I dropped my hearing aid in the shower after whacking off too vigorously, and that I woould not as a result be able to go to the Strip Club with him tonite....I decided against it.
Once I got past the initial shock and the ensuing mental paralysis from seeing so many words piled on top of each other I started reading this post and I have to say it's one of the most hilarious pieces I've ever read. At least I find it really funny. (I know my sense of humor is a little off, but I'm not the only one.) Thanks for the laughters, da Burglar.
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#251398 - 06/18/07 03:45 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Olivia Love was a deaf transsexual porn star who did at least fifty movies and probably many more - records in tranny porn are worse than they are in straight porn - over a career that lasted at least seven years and maybe longer. i haven't been on this forum for too long, so i don't know if we just sneer at trannies here, but there you go - another deaf porn star.
You 're lucky if they just sneer at a tranny - normally trannies are put through the meatgrinder here, or worse... I lack the expressive terminologies used by some xpt posters 
It's true, she's deaf. Quiet amazing, what some people have to deal with, but it doesn't seem to stop them.
http://www.erostranssexuals.com/sections/all_philadelphia_tv_ts_escorts.htm
http://xolivialovex.com/home.html
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#251399 - 06/18/07 04:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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XPT LOVES Trannies. Dead Trannies. The more the better. Just like Muslims ... 
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#251400 - 06/18/07 04:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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XPT LOVES Trannies. Dead Trannies.
The more the better. Just like Muslims ...
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#251401 - 06/18/07 05:04 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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#251403 - 06/18/07 05:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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What a difference a 100 or so years make. A eunuch would at least get a better life in exchange for their genitals. Don't you think it's funny you receive less respect, in our society, than a convicted pedophile?
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#251404 - 06/18/07 06:01 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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What a difference a 100 or so years make. A eunuch would at least get a better life in exchange for their genitals. Don't you think it's funny you receive less respect, in our society, than a convicted pedophile?
Today we're going to work a little bit more on your education:
Eunuch: castrated human male. From remote antiquity, eunuchs were employed in the Middle East and in China in two main functions: as guards and servants in harems or other women's quarters, and as chamberlains to kings. Eunuchs were considered the most suitable guards for the many wives or concubines a ruler might have in his palace, and the eunuchs' confidential position in the harems of princes frequently enabled them to exercise an important influence over their royal masters and even to raise themselves to stations of great trust and power. Some rose to become bodyguards, confidential advisers, and even ministers, generals, and admirals. Most eunuchs underwent castration as a condition of their employment, though others were castrated as punishment or after they had been sold by poor parents.
Eunuchs functioned as political advisers to the emperors of China as early as the Chou period (c. 1122–221 BC) and continued as such under the Han, T'ang, Ming, and Sung dynasties, persisting almost until the end of the imperial regime. At times palace eunuchs became more powerful than the emperor and effectively ruled China. Eunuchs were used as court advisers and officials in Persia under the Achaemenids (559–330 BC). The Roman emperors Claudius, Nero, Vitellius, and Titus employed eunuchs as such, as did most of the subsequent emperors of the Byzantine Empire. Indeed, many of the patriarchs of Constantinople during Byzantine times were eunuchs. Political eunuchs also flourished in the centres of Muslim power after AD 750, and as a class eunuch advisers only disappeared with the end of the Ottoman Empire in the early 20th century. The Italian practice of castrating boys in order to train them as adult soprano singers (castrati) was ended by Pope Leo XIII (1878).
Eunuchs who were emasculated voluntarily for the avoidance of sexual sin or temptation—the Christian theologian Origen (c. AD 185–c. 254) being the most celebrated example—have appeared in several Christian periods, basing their action on the text of Matthew 19:12; 5:28–30. The 3rd-century Valesii, a Christian sect of eunuchs, castrated themselves and their guests in the belief that they were thereby serving God.
Now: Eunuchs are NOT transsexuals. One of the main differences between a transsexual and an eunuch (besides gender identity of course) is SEX DRIVE. Eunuchs have no sex drive. Transsexuals on the other hand are always ready for more sex.
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#251405 - 06/18/07 06:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Transsexuals: Origins of the species
def. Transsexual: Portuguese for too cowardly to be a man.
At the beginning of WWII Brazil was allied with the Axis. The Axis insisted that Brazil send men to be integrated into the Axis armies. Most Brazilian men being too cowardly and gay for military service decided to change their sexuality to that of a woman in order to be released from military service. Once the war was over and the Brazilian economy was left in shambles the transsexual once again came to the forefront. They turned the Brazilian economy around with gay tourism. Homosexuals from all over the world would flock to Brazil in order to see these half man half woman creatures and to fuck them. When AIDS first appeared it almost spelled the end of the transsexual in Brazil. Thanks to the use of condoms and the promotion in the hetrosexual world by some the powers to be in the American porn industry this revolution marches on.
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#251406 - 06/18/07 09:29 PM
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Pervert
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What?
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#251407 - 06/18/07 10:06 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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homo says what?
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#251408 - 06/19/07 12:06 PM
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ADT regular
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well done, vanessa. as for the fatman and have2cit - whatever. your ignorance would be appalling if it weren't so ordinary.
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#251410 - 06/19/07 12:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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well done, vanessa. as for the fatman and have2cit - whatever. your ignorance would be appalling if it weren't so ordinary.
You mistake hate for ignorance, I would expect nothing less from a hippie liberal cum sack like yourself. The thing calling itself vanessa is not a stranger to this kind of treatment, I'm sure it received plenty even before entering eunuchdom. An asshole is an asshole and doesn't change its wrinkles just because you pump it full of pharmaceutical grade estrogen.
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#251411 - 06/19/07 12:42 PM
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i'm not mistaking anything. i never said you didn't hate, i just said you were ignorant. my apologies - from now on, should i need to refer to you again, i will try to enumerate all your relevant unpleasant qualities. would you prefer to be called an ignorant hater or a hateful ignoramus?
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#251412 - 06/19/07 12:52 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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#251413 - 06/19/07 12:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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You can call me anything you like, and I'll just call you a hippie liberal cunt. Is it a deal PC Nazi?
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#251414 - 06/19/07 01:04 PM
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Registered: 04/03/07
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How about you change your name to grundelxfr you worthless piece of shit. Are you a animal also, or just an animal lover, stamp your hoof once for animal, or twice for animal lover. 
Speaking of animals. Peter, do you like watersports?
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#251415 - 06/19/07 01:06 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
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i love how you use a picture that i fucking posted on here to try to make fun of me...and for the record no i am not into watersports why do you want someone to come take a piss on you and treat you like the foul creature of the abyss you are
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#251416 - 06/19/07 01:08 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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i love how you use a picture that i fucking posted on here to try to make fun of me...and for the record no i am not into watersports why do you want someone to come take a piss on you and treat you like the foul creature of the abyss you are
Because it's fun. You should try it! Especially if it's a pretty girl.
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#251417 - 06/19/07 01:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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i love how you use a picture that i fucking posted on here to try to make fun of me...and for the record no i am not into watersports why do you want someone to come take a piss on you and treat you like the foul creature of the abyss you are
Of course that is what it wants, why do you think it keeps coming back for more?
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#251418 - 06/19/07 01:17 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Please don't tell me you've never watched Max Hardcore.
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#251419 - 06/19/07 02:12 PM
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How about you change your name to grundelxfr you worthless piece of shit. Are you a animal also, or just an animal lover, stamp your hoof once for animal, or twice for animal lover.
ok, so we've got one ignorant hater, and one guy who can't punctuate, isn't funny, and can't express himself without simple pictures. peeter, would you prefer to be called an illiterate bore or a boring illiterate?
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#251420 - 06/19/07 02:21 PM
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You can call me anything you like, and I'll just call you a hippie liberal cunt. Is it a deal PC Nazi?
my goodness, Nazi came out early! traditionally, when someone draws that gun, it marks the point in the argument at which there's no reason to continue, but i'm curious about the debating skills of a person who doesn't mind hauling out Nazi and hippie liberal in the same sentence.
although you're clearly just arguing with yourself, since i haven't said anything PC or even particularly liberal. you're fun to watch - like a little dog chasing its tail.
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#251421 - 06/19/07 02:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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And you're fun to shit on, kind of like a trannie / eunuch, sure you're not one of them, I can usually tell.
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#251422 - 06/19/07 02:39 PM
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And you're fun to shit on, kind of like a trannie / eunuch, sure you're not one of them, I can usually tell.
oh, well played, mr. bond. although i'm neither a tranny nor a eunuch, you should feel free to carry on with your rich fantasy life. if shit and eunuchs are the things you spend your time thinking about, who am i to deny you that freedom? it's not like i'm some PC Nazi. you go on ahead and imagine whatever makes you happy.
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#251423 - 06/19/07 02:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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And you're fun to shit on, kind of like a trannie / eunuch, sure you're not one of them, I can usually tell.
oh, well played, mr. bond. although i'm neither a tranny nor a eunuch, you should feel free to carry on with your rich fantasy life. if shit and eunuchs are the things you spend your time thinking about, who am i to deny you that freedom? it's not like i'm some PC Nazi. you go on ahead and imagine whatever makes you happy.
Bullshit. I'm calling shenanigans, this is nothing but an Alt ID. You're actually vanessa, and much like you did when growing up, you have to make up friends who will take up for you.
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#251424 - 06/19/07 03:03 PM
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Bullshit. I'm calling shenanigans, this is nothing but an Alt ID. You're actually vanessa, and much like you did when growing up, you have to make up friends who will take up for you.
So what's the penalty for calling shenanigans and being wrong? are you trying to get me to kick you in the groin? sorry, chief. i'm not any more interested in that than i am in joining in your scat fantasies.
anyway, this has been good for a laugh. i've argued with ignorant, illiterate haters before, but this is the first time i've run into one who tried pretending i was an imaginary person in order to keep from getting slapped around.
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#251425 - 06/19/07 03:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
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So what's the penalty for calling shenanigans and being wrong? are you trying to get me to kick you in the groin? sorry, chief. i'm not any more interested in that than i am in joining in your scat fantasies.
anyway, this has been good for a laugh. i've argued with ignorant, illiterate haters before, but this is the first time i've run into one who tried pretending i was an imaginary person in order to keep from getting slapped around.
Vanessa, it's OK to make up friends, but alt ID's are against the rules here, and let's face it the only thing you slap around is the hatchet wound you call a mangina. I figured you would have to just to feel something through the scar tissue.
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#251426 - 06/19/07 03:27 PM
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Vanessa, it's OK to make up friends, but alt ID's are against the rules here, and let's face it the only thing you slap around is the hatchet wound you call a mangina. I figured you would have to just to feel something through the scar tissue.
I get it now - shitting on trannies, getting kicked in the groin, alternate identities - everything you talk about is made up. hmm - i hadn't considered this. i suppose it's possible i'm a figment of your imagination. could it be that i'm just your superego? seriously, think about it - i'm a voice of reason. i'm smarter than you are. i can use punctuation, i don't have to indulge in abuse and profanity to make my points...it's obvious now. look at you, swearing, fearful, bullying - you're just an id!
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#251427 - 06/19/07 03:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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I get it now - shitting on trannies, getting kicked in the groin, alternate identities - everything you talk about is made up. hmm - i hadn't considered this. i suppose it's possible i'm a figment of your imagination. could it be that i'm just your superego? seriously, think about it - i'm a voice of reason. i'm smarter than you are. i can use punctuation, i don't have to indulge in abuse and profanity to make my points...it's obvious now. look at you, swearing, fearful, bullying - you're just an id!
No you're just a eunuch. My major was engineering not english, I don't give a shit what my posts read like, but the fact that you do says volumes. Would like to borrow my needle nose pliers so you can pull that giant bug out of your ass PC Nazi?
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#251428 - 06/19/07 03:57 PM
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No you're just a eunuch. My major was engineering not english, I don't give a shit what my posts read like, but the fact that you do says volumes. Would like to borrow my needle nose pliers so you can pull that giant bug out of your ass PC Nazi?
it's nice that you can be a failure in more than one field. buck up, little guy - i'm sure there are lots of things you're no good at!
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#251429 - 06/19/07 04:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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it's nice that you can be a failure in more than one field. buck up, little guy - i'm sure there are lots of things you're no good at!
Thanks Van, but my failures don't rank anywhere near your colossal failure at being human. Now turn that frown upside down there are worse things in life than being a eunuch, but I can't think of any right now.
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#251430 - 06/19/07 04:56 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
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And now we return to our regularly scheduled topic...
Max used a deaf Hispanic whore in a scene about 10 years back. She took good anal, but I don't have a name.
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#251432 - 06/19/07 05:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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so vanessa has an alt-id along with an alt-vag? 
Thanks for the new sig Baby G.
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#251433 - 06/19/07 05:53 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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What a fucking asshole comes in here and shits all over the place and tarnishes my good name? Test99, can you confirm IP, please? Thanks.
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#251434 - 06/20/07 12:29 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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so vanessa has an alt-id along with an alt-vag?
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And I used to have ...I was obsessed with runway models. and I still kinda am. I used to have posters and cut-outs from magazines of runway models all over my room when I was a teenage girl and my mom just thought "oh, like, just like every girl wants to be a model" She didn't know I was, like, masturbating to them and stuff. (Monstar Interview)
Ok, I get it now... Gia, I didn't know you were that much into pussy. I love pussy too, but vérité is I don't have a vagina, alt or otherwise. I've posted this information here before and would like to make it clear once again. Maybe one day I will have the surgery, but for now I'm enjoying life as it is.
I don't know why anyone on this board should be so keenly interested in my private parts anyway, but it seems I have a lot of concerned fans who need to know and who have made my private parts a public issue - and that without my ever having appeared in a movie. What a strange world.
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