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#251265 - 06/15/07 01:25 AM Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
Luca Eisenstein Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
I can't take it anymore!!!

The horror!! The horror!!!



Please, no!! Pleeeaaase... Let meee...!!!

Kill meee... Nooow!!!! Pleeeeeaaaaase!!!!!!


Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh..........!!!!!!!!!

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#251266 - 06/15/07 07:24 AM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
Marlin Fitzwater Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/25/07
Posts: 153
Yes, but this is tremendous in so many different ways:

http://one.revver.com/watch/293844

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#251267 - 06/15/07 07:53 AM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
From the department of redundancy department-"I've been masturbating with myself." Sunny actually looks good in that outfit. Her folks must have thought this was going to be a radio interview.
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#251268 - 06/15/07 08:46 AM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
Browser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
Quote:

Yes, but this is tremendous in so many different ways:

http://one.revver.com/watch/293844




Now that is entertainment!

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#251269 - 06/15/07 10:34 AM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

I can't take it anymore!!!


Please, no!! Pleeeaaase... Let meee...!!!

Kill meee... Nooow!!!! Pleeeeeaaaaase!!!!!!


Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh..........!!!!!!!!!




I wish someone would, you annoying hump.

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I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.

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#251270 - 06/15/07 10:34 AM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:

Yes, but this is tremendous in so many different ways:

http://one.revver.com/watch/293844




Now that is entertainment!





if you are a whore, you can trust in a agency that has a poker table in their office?

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#251271 - 06/15/07 11:31 AM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
Luca Eisenstein Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
Quote:

Quote:

I can't take it anymore!!!


Please, no!! Pleeeaaase... Let meee...!!!

Kill meee... Nooow!!!! Pleeeeeaaaaase!!!!!!


Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh..........!!!!!!!!!




I wish someone would, you annoying hump.






My first hate response! Finally! Now I can feel loved and accepted around here. Thank you for making me feel at home, BIFF!

I love you, too!


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#251272 - 06/15/07 12:37 PM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

From the department of redundancy department-"I've been masturbating with myself." Sunny actually looks good in that outfit. Her folks must have thought this was going to be a radio interview.




Instead it was an interview with a giant walrus trying to make himself disappear by sinking as deeply into the couch as he could. It looks like he is waiting for her to stop talking and start sucking. She will be as obese as the walrus by the time she hits 30.

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#251273 - 06/15/07 08:09 PM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:



My first hate response! Finally! Now I can feel loved and accepted around here. Thank you for making me feel at home, BIFF!

I love you, too!






How many other ID's do you post under here?

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#251274 - 06/16/07 12:34 AM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

How many other ID's do you post under here?






Isn't it about fucking time for an alt id shakedown? Hello?

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#251275 - 06/17/07 01:02 AM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
Luca Eisenstein Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
Quote:



How many other ID's do you post under here?






My first accusation of being gay! The rite of passage continues! Now you only have to tell me that you fucked my mother and / or my sister, that my father molested me as a child and that I still live in my parent's basement, jobless, addicted to chemical substances (of your choice, just pick your favourite...) and socially phobic. And that I've never seen a real-life vagina up close, of course! Soon my XXXPT adolescence will be over and I'll be a full-grown keyboard warrior like the mighty BIFF... Ikh hob dikh lib!

You really missed the bus on the alt-ID thing, though... If you had paid attention you would know that I'm either DukeFloored or Holly Randall. Or both. Or the Fatman. And don't forget Luke's "Chaim Amalek" shtick! The Fatman is me as Luke Ford in his split persona. Overweight, mentally ill, from the Greater New York area? It's obvious, isn't it?

No, I'm Holly, actually! I'm venting my anger about Luke's disclosure of my personal problems through rampant posting on his most important source of "content" as a slightly obscured "Chaim" to make fun of his pathetic alter ego. And forcing him to read through tons and tons of posts while hunting for "lukeisback-worthy" material to make sure he doesn't have time to further embarrass me on his shitty site. The worthless, backstabbing shmok!

Okay, that was a lie! I'm Luke fantasizing about being Holly. Carried away by my typical jewish self-hatred and acting out my contempt for my own writings, I'm mocking my silly "Chaim Amalek" split persona with Holly's "The Fatman" alt-ID! A certain banned XXXPT outcast helped me to hack into that account. I'm currently trying to take over suze.net and hollyrandall.com with my new computer super powers. First I'll ruin her economically then I'm going to transform myself into that ungrateful, heartless and vile shikse for real and drive her over the edge! Sweet revenge! Behold a mighty dragon!!

Well, that was another lie! You've got me there! I'll tell you the truth: I'm the Fatman! I'm a real person, not a Holly Randall alt-ID! I'm feeling guilty about using my computer to post on a pornographic message board on shabbat and my constantly repeated disregard of Genesis 38:1-10 as interpreted in the second chapter of the Tractate Niddah (folio 13a) of the Talmud Bavli! My soul and my mind are tormented by the gravity of my sins! My bad conscience has exacerbated my instable mental condition to a point where my subconscious had to develop this Thorah-reading, shabbat-observing, toilet-seat-fetishising "Luca" persona. I feel so conflicted!

Ah, damn! Why am I such a compulsive liar. Why? Why?? Why??? Since I totzalkled mxy car,, my luidfe hjas been on a dopwnqard spirsl. i'm lsoding mxsdelfg in alcojolivc erxcesssews nd myx finacial stiuatiion is oput og conbtzrol. I even offerered myserlf fo a revdrse bakukk3e Hoiw casn i livfwe witzh myxc sjame??? hopw?????????????????????????????

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#251276 - 06/17/07 01:22 AM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
It all adds up to lame, sparky.

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#251277 - 06/17/07 01:31 AM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
Luca Eisenstein Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
Quote:

It all adds up to lame, sparky.




Which makes me a perfect XXXPT poster! The circle is completed!

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#251278 - 06/17/07 04:01 PM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Holly's "The Fatman" alt-ID!




I checked. I look NOTHING like Holly when I look in the mirror.



And, I don't spell "exercise" as "excercise". [slight tease]
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#251279 - 06/17/07 04:17 PM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

I checked. I look NOTHING like Holly when I look in the mirror.




How about when you bend down to play with your tomatoes? It's ok folks, I vomited before I finished typing that one.
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#251280 - 06/17/07 07:46 PM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Which makes me a perfect XXXPT poster! The circle is completed!




Wrong answer.
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#251281 - 06/17/07 09:27 PM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
Luca Eisenstein Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
Quote:

Quote:

Which makes me a perfect XXXPT poster! The circle is completed!




Wrong answer.




No! The PERFECT answer, as your reply clearly shows, oh mighty keyboard warrior! The ONLY answer! And I just love the fact that my little sunday morning post cost me one of my two stars... Somebody actually felt compelled to give me a one-star-rating because of that! Wonderful! Unfortunately there's no way I can become a "zero-star-poster". That would be great!

Wrong graemlin, by the way. "Tritone" is not one of my alt-IDs / split personae. Or maybe he is? It's hard to keep up with myself...



I'm so happy today! I'm in love...

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#251282 - 06/18/07 03:28 AM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

my little sunday morning post cost me one of my two stars... Somebody actually felt compelled to give me a one-star-rating because of that!






You appear to have gone back up ...




I suspect BIFF.
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Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#251283 - 06/18/07 05:01 AM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:



How many other ID's do you post under here?






My first accusation of being gay! The rite of passage continues! Now you only have to tell me that you fucked my mother and / or my sister, that my father molested me as a child and that I still live in my parent's basement, jobless, addicted to chemical substances (of your choice, just pick your favourite...) and socially phobic. And that I've never seen a real-life vagina up close, of course! Soon my XXXPT adolescence will be over and I'll be a full-grown keyboard warrior like the mighty BIFF... Ikh hob dikh lib!

You really missed the bus on the alt-ID thing, though... If you had paid attention you would know that I'm either DukeFloored or Holly Randall. Or both. Or the Fatman. And don't forget Luke's "Chaim Amalek" shtick! The Fatman is me as Luke Ford in his split persona. Overweight, mentally ill, from the Greater New York area? It's obvious, isn't it?

No, I'm Holly, actually! I'm venting my anger about Luke's disclosure of my personal problems through rampant posting on his most important source of "content" as a slightly obscured "Chaim" to make fun of his pathetic alter ego. And forcing him to read through tons and tons of posts while hunting for "lukeisback-worthy" material to make sure he doesn't have time to further embarrass me on his shitty site. The worthless, backstabbing shmok!

Okay, that was a lie! I'm Luke fantasizing about being Holly. Carried away by my typical jewish self-hatred and acting out my contempt for my own writings, I'm mocking my silly "Chaim Amalek" split persona with Holly's "The Fatman" alt-ID! A certain banned XXXPT outcast helped me to hack into that account. I'm currently trying to take over suze.net and hollyrandall.com with my new computer super powers. First I'll ruin her economically then I'm going to transform myself into that ungrateful, heartless and vile shikse for real and drive her over the edge! Sweet revenge! Behold a mighty dragon!!

Well, that was another lie! You've got me there! I'll tell you the truth: I'm the Fatman! I'm a real person, not a Holly Randall alt-ID! I'm feeling guilty about using my computer to post on a pornographic message board on shabbat and my constantly repeated disregard of Genesis 38:1-10 as interpreted in the second chapter of the Tractate Niddah (folio 13a) of the Talmud Bavli! My soul and my mind are tormented by the gravity of my sins! My bad conscience has exacerbated my instable mental condition to a point where my subconscious had to develop this Thorah-reading, shabbat-observing, toilet-seat-fetishising "Luca" persona. I feel so conflicted!

Ah, damn! Why am I such a compulsive liar. Why? Why?? Why??? Since I totzalkled mxy car,, my luidfe hjas been on a dopwnqard spirsl. i'm lsoding mxsdelfg in alcojolivc erxcesssews nd myx finacial stiuatiion is oput og conbtzrol. I even offerered myserlf fo a revdrse bakukk3e Hoiw casn i livfwe witzh myxc sjame??? hopw?????????????????????????????




Must've been a long night...
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#251284 - 06/20/07 04:09 AM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
Luca Eisenstein Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
Quote:

You appear to have gone back up ...





I do not approve of this rating! Drek!

Quote:


Must've been a long night...




No cocaine for me! Never ever again! I tried / messed around with that stuff in my late teens / early twenties. And I learned one thing: Hyperactivity (as a main character trait) and "upping" substances do NOT mix well and paranoia is NOT funny! I've stuck with "Mother Nature's" relaxing, mellowing ways ever since... Much better!

I really don't need any drugs at the moment, I'm high on life and love! I finally "popped the question" to my girlfriend on Shabbat (last Saturday) and she said "Ummm... Allright"! Not that any of you pervs give a rat's ass about this, but I feel like writing it... I'm so happy! A mekhaye! Vunderbar!

Life is good!


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#251285 - 06/20/07 04:26 AM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Mazel Tov!

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#251286 - 06/20/07 05:30 AM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

I do not approve of this rating! Drek!

No cocaine for me! Never ever again! I tried / messed around with that stuff in my late teens / early twenties. And I learned one thing: Hyperactivity (as a main character trait) and "upping" substances do NOT mix well and paranoia is NOT funny! I've stuck with "Mother Nature's" relaxing, mellowing ways ever since... Much better!

I really don't need any drugs at the moment, I'm high on life and love! I finally "popped the question" to my girlfriend on Shabbat (last Saturday) and she said "Ummm... Allright"! Not that any of you pervs give a rat's ass about this, but I feel like writing it... I'm so happy! A mekhaye! Vunderbar!

Life is good!






So what other ID do you have here?
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#251287 - 06/21/07 10:13 PM Re: Have mercy... Please!! Please!!!!
Luca Eisenstein Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
Quote:


So what other ID do you have here?





See what you made me do with your alt-ID accusation? It's all your fault! I hope you're feeling really good about yourself now!


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