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How many other ID's do you post under here?





My first accusation of being gay! The rite of passage continues! Now you only have to tell me that you fucked my mother and / or my sister, that my father molested me as a child and that I still live in my parent's basement, jobless, addicted to chemical substances (of your choice, just pick your favourite...) and socially phobic. And that I've never seen a real-life vagina up close, of course! Soon my XXXPT adolescence will be over and I'll be a full-grown keyboard warrior like the mighty BIFF... Ikh hob dikh lib!

You really missed the bus on the alt-ID thing, though... If you had paid attention you would know that I'm either DukeFloored or Holly Randall. Or both. Or the Fatman. And don't forget Luke's "Chaim Amalek" shtick! The Fatman is me as Luke Ford in his split persona. Overweight, mentally ill, from the Greater New York area? It's obvious, isn't it?

No, I'm Holly, actually! I'm venting my anger about Luke's disclosure of my personal problems through rampant posting on his most important source of "content" as a slightly obscured "Chaim" to make fun of his pathetic alter ego. And forcing him to read through tons and tons of posts while hunting for "lukeisback-worthy" material to make sure he doesn't have time to further embarrass me on his shitty site. The worthless, backstabbing shmok!

Okay, that was a lie! I'm Luke fantasizing about being Holly. Carried away by my typical jewish self-hatred and acting out my contempt for my own writings, I'm mocking my silly "Chaim Amalek" split persona with Holly's "The Fatman" alt-ID! A certain banned XXXPT outcast helped me to hack into that account. I'm currently trying to take over suze.net and hollyrandall.com with my new computer super powers. First I'll ruin her economically then I'm going to transform myself into that ungrateful, heartless and vile shikse for real and drive her over the edge! Sweet revenge! Behold a mighty dragon!!

Well, that was another lie! You've got me there! I'll tell you the truth: I'm the Fatman! I'm a real person, not a Holly Randall alt-ID! I'm feeling guilty about using my computer to post on a pornographic message board on shabbat and my constantly repeated disregard of Genesis 38:1-10 as interpreted in the second chapter of the Tractate Niddah (folio 13a) of the Talmud Bavli! My soul and my mind are tormented by the gravity of my sins! My bad conscience has exacerbated my instable mental condition to a point where my subconscious had to develop this Thorah-reading, shabbat-observing, toilet-seat-fetishising "Luca" persona. I feel so conflicted!

Ah, damn! Why am I such a compulsive liar. Why? Why?? Why??? Since I totzalkled mxy car,, my luidfe hjas been on a dopwnqard spirsl. i'm lsoding mxsdelfg in alcojolivc erxcesssews nd myx finacial stiuatiion is oput og conbtzrol. I even offerered myserlf fo a revdrse bakukk3e Hoiw casn i livfwe witzh myxc sjame??? hopw?????????????????????????????