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It is true that Willie and I were related. However, the family disowned him after they caught him in a gay love affair with the pool boy. He has faught back by trying to be overtly straight, but his 3,000 views of the "Darth's Penis" thread gave him away. Willie, dad says don't bother calling on fathers day.



Dad says he wasn't really looking forward to the call, and that he didn't really care for the lisp. He requests that you please not to use it when you call for his birthday next month. Just so you know.
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