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#251183 - 06/14/07 01:55 PM a message from the blackman to sisterfister
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
this guy is fucking hilarious and makes this place readable. literally all of his posts are sig-worthy poetry.
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#251184 - 06/14/07 02:00 PM Re: a message from the blackman to sisterfister
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
"whikkity wah wah wikkity wah"

SisterFister's welcome in The Cage. Make a nice change from threads about home produce and bunny wabbits.
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#251185 - 06/14/07 02:01 PM Re: a message from the blackman to sisterfister
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
I agree. He's my new fave

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#251186 - 06/14/07 02:15 PM Re: a message from the blackman to sisterfister
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
please unban him.
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#251187 - 06/14/07 02:35 PM "whikkity wah wah wikkity wah"
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 103
Loc: Skid Row, LA
"ikkitywhay ahway ahway ikkityway ahway" in Pig Latin
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#251188 - 06/14/07 02:45 PM Re: a message from the blackman to sisterfister
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
I tried. But I guess he's just too hardcore for the mystery mod.

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#251189 - 06/14/07 02:49 PM Re: a message from the blackman to sisterfister
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Whenever I read a SisterFister post, I get an image of Craig Stevens playing air guitar. Comedy gold. Let him stay.

Besides, he said he'd 'rip my tits off with the force that is metal.' Niiiice. Now if the force that is metal can help me lose my ass, that'd be great.
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#251190 - 06/14/07 02:58 PM Re: a message from the blackman to sisterfister
Dick Head Offline
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Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
What did he get banned for? Rocking too hard?
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#251191 - 06/14/07 03:10 PM Re: a message from the blackman to sisterfister
Michelle-Aston Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 103
Loc: Skid Row, LA
Besides, he said he'd 'rip my tits off with the force that is metal.' Niiiice.




That is hot as hell. I need some lube, dimming lights, putting on some whitesnake...


HERE I GO AGAIN
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#251192 - 06/14/07 04:11 PM Re: a message from the blackman to sisterfister
pumphog74 Offline
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Registered: 03/26/07
Posts: 287
Loc: do you really care?
Quote:

Whenever I read a SisterFister post, I get an image of Craig Stevens playing air guitar. Comedy gold. Let him stay.

Besides, he said he'd 'rip my tits off with the force that is metal.' Niiiice. Now if the force that is metal can help me lose my ass, that'd be great.




lose your ass? that my dear would be a travesty.
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#251193 - 06/14/07 04:19 PM Re: a message from the blackman to sisterfister
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Quote:

Now if the force that is metal can help me lose my ass, that'd be great.






The force that is metal works in mysterious ways.


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#251194 - 06/14/07 06:51 PM Re: a message from the blackman to sisterfister
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
At one time or another, I know all of you degenerates have thought, Wouldn't it be nice to bring _____________ back from the ban coffin and light him up again. It's obviously a risky proposition--they got canned for a reson.

So who would you want to bring back to life, just for the pleasure of letting him/her get all worked up again, and driving the douchebag back over the cliff?



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#251195 - 06/14/07 07:13 PM Re: a message from the blackman to sisterfister
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

At one time or another, I know all of you degenerates have thought, Wouldn't it be nice to bring _____________ back from the ban coffin and light him up again. It's obviously a risky proposition--they got canned for a reson.

So who would you want to bring back to life, just for the pleasure of letting him/her get all worked up again, and driving the douchebag back over the cliff?




I voted S****T just cause his meltdown set the standard by which all meltdowns should be judged by. Sammura wasn't on the list. Was she banned or did she just leave? It was so long ago, I don't remember.
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#251196 - 06/14/07 09:15 PM Re: a message from the blackman to sisterfister
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
I chose S****T too, for nostalgia's sake. It might actually be good for the chemistry in here to have him back for a bit, seriously.
Sammura made a comeback, iirc, but she was already spent and slurring her words, like an unretired boxer.

Pre-nom for SisterFister: Best New Poster of the Year

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#251197 - 06/15/07 07:21 AM Re: a message from the blackman to sisterfister
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
phloggy phlog phlog. i promise, no more asslab.
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#251198 - 06/15/07 07:48 AM Re: a message from the blackman to sisterfister
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

phloggy phlog phlog. i promise, no more asslab.




His chances for reinstatement might be better if he hadn't repeated his meltdown just last week.
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#251199 - 06/15/07 09:15 AM Re: a message from the blackman to sisterfister
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

phloggy phlog phlog. i promise, no more asslab.




His chances for reinstatement might be better if he hadn't repeated his meltdown just last week.


i agree.
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#251200 - 06/15/07 01:19 PM Re: a message from the blackman to sisterfister
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Get Smartt!
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