Yes, another Paris Hilton thread.

I've never seen the Paris Hilton sex tape, but from what I've heard it's really nothing the average porn-consuming degenerate would really think was that special, aside from the fact that it's Paris Hilton that is getting banged. Big-Whoopdee-Freaking-Doo.

Now, what I think the real Paris Hilton-hating/extreme-hardcore-porn-fan wants to see is the hotel-chain heiress in some real humiliating and degrading porn that would have her crying for mommy when it's all over with. I have a few ideas on how this could be accomplished(but know the chances of ever getting them to happen are next to impossible).

Scenario #1: Working-Class Gang Bang

We take a group of ten of the angriest, most cretinous, under 30K a year, regular Joe's(you know, the kind that Paris would never even give the time of day) for a round of extreme, hate-filled, rough-her-up sex. Gagging, spitting, slapping, donkey punching, gaping asshole, hair-pulling, and head-standing, too.

Hmmm, something is still missing.... I know we could throw in Khan Tusion as director doing the whole Meatholes schtick.

Scenario #2: Hilton Employee Bukkake

We take any body who works for the Hilton hotels in any capacity, male or female, who can't stand the fact that one day, Paris could be their boss. From top executives to maids to bellhops to the guy who cleans the toilets, all are given their chance to shoot their wad or "squirt" on Paris. They get to show her what they really think of her by making her a human toilet/fun-rag.

Oh yeah, we could even throw Sierra Sinn in the thing as a ringer for extra bonus points.

Scenario #3: The Violation of Paris Hilton

We gather up a group of the most hardened female criminals(or at least those that have served more jail time than Paris, and were disgusted or amused at the way Paris whined about having to serve her time) and give them a box of the most ridiculously massive sex toys(you know, like those butt-plugs that could be used as a doorstop). Then the cameraman just sits back and records the action.

We could throw in Ashley Blue as a ringer in this one.

Which one would you most want to see?

Fuck it, just make it a snuff movie and I'm there.

Anyone who's seen the Paris Hilton video knows enough to never want to fuck her or watch her fuck ever again. That video might as well be necrophilia.

She just lays there like a fucking rock. What are you going to do? Have a bunch of ex-cons (or Hilton employees) cum on a rock? What's the point in having a group of chicks violate her if she doesn't move. Seriously, you could drop a Hiroshima bomb next to her and she wouldn't so much as twitch.

Sorry, Moronboy, but if you haven't seen it, you wouldn't understand. As a consumer, I was offended by that tape. Offended that anyone would have the balls to unleash such a horrible (yet must-see) tape upon the world. But I didn't pay for it so it wasn't as bad as it could have been.

It's come out of late that she's such a fucking head case and has to be medicated all the time to even function to the point that she's a bum fuck. Probably never cum in her life. So much for the privledged life.

I have to go with Jimmy B on this one..
MoronBoy..what you're looking for but you're too afraid to say is MURDER.

Its cool though..cause the whore deserves it..and her Mom and Dad deserve to watch it.(dont ask about her sister because in my perv scenario my seed tears through her soft tissue and explodes the back of her skull hard enough to acheive escape velocity...I told you..dont ask)

The convict scene you so juveniley toy with should involve metal shanks and smashed glass coated dildos.

Carry on degenerates.

I'd rather see a Racheal Ray snuff. Bitch annoys the fuck out of me.