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#251008 - 06/13/07 12:49 PM The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
Conky Offline
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So Luke hit the sets of the latest Penthouse movies Slumber Party and Sleepover, chatted to the stars and snapped his usual five billion shots of the talent. For the full gallery, go here.

Nice to see another batch of budget teenie movies being shot. That hardly ever happens and it's a real nice change from all that lingerie crap Penthouse used to be known for.




As you'd expect, Bree was delighted to see Luke on set. I call this smile "disdain".



I tell you, Luke's fortunate she didn't just tear his clothes off there and then. She can barely contain herself.



I can see the slogan now: "work in porn and you'll have chicks coming out of your ass".



Luke's interview technique kept Bree entertained and animated for hours....



Can you guess which prop in this shot was untouched by any porner?



Punching her teddy didn't really make Bree feel better but it was pretty good practice in case she has another pregnancy scare.



Yeah, because when I think of Penthouse, I automatically think of a teenage-looking girl with a soft toy and a dude with a boner.



The really cool thing about fucking Sunny would be getting her folks to come in partway through to towel your nutsack off.



I find this chick to be amazingly asexual. I don't know why.



I just remembered why.



Mean, broody, moody, intense. Just some of the words I won't be using to caption this image. It must really suck to be handsome enough to get a catwalk or mainstream gig and then find yourself getting STD tests every month to earn a living.



Skinny legs, pot belly and her mom's hairstyle. If this isn't high gloss stuff, then I to rethink my entire career.



It was perfect timing as Luke caught Sunny reading the word "inhale" on the palm of her right hand. We can only hope the palm of her left hand was blank.



When a rumor that Kurt was on his way over spread through the set, some of the girls were real excited.



Not even a thermo-nuclear detonation nearby can deter porners. Or maybe Nick Manning arrived and his charm lit the room?



She looks like Stepford's answer to a porn whore.



She looks like this because she mistook Gene Ross for the male talent. Easy mistake to make.



Hey, when your nuts are itchy, your nuts are itchy.



I can't imagine a more flattering outfit, really I can't. You don't look like Kurt's elf bride at all. Nope.



Not so pretty now. Just add a big tub of ice cream, TV Guide, a sort of damp smell you can't really locate and you're looking at someone's girlfriend.



Those damn pubes get everywhere.



Honey, you think this is bad, you should try being really famous.



It was no use. Even jerking him off wouldn't bring him back from the dead.



I think she's actually stuck to his lens in this shot.



I'm guessing he's just slipped into her ass....



And now she's clenching. This can only end badly for him.



The hardest part of any porn shoot. Remembering your name for the paperwork.



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Edited by Conky (06/13/07 02:29 PM)
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#251009 - 06/13/07 04:16 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
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#251010 - 06/13/07 04:44 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified

Droppin Fuckin Isotopes...lol
Gotta say that I love that Manning has his own catchphrase.
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Not even a thermo-nuclear detonation nearby can deter porners. Or maybe Nick Manning arrived and his charm lit the room?







Maybe Corkys best set yet..well done!!1!
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#251011 - 06/13/07 05:37 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
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Registered: 12/06/05
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"The really cool thing about fucking Sunny would be getting her folks to come in partway through to towel your nutsack off."

Kick Ass Conky!
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#251012 - 06/13/07 06:01 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I wish Sunny's parents would convince her to do anal already.


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#251013 - 06/13/07 06:39 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
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Loc: New York
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I wish Sunny's parents would convince her to do anal already.







But don't you wonder how daddy would persuade her.
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#251014 - 06/13/07 06:39 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
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I wish Sunny's parents would convince her to do anal already.





They're holding out for the money, King. Or at least a new Double-Wide.


Edited by Jim B. (06/13/07 06:41 PM)

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#251015 - 06/14/07 08:44 AM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
Jeff Steward Offline
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I dont get it, I really dont. This whore does nothing for me and I cant believe people hire her to anything but clean toilets. You can put lipstick on a pig but its still a pig.

Nice outfit by the way.
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#251016 - 06/14/07 09:39 AM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
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Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
it totally looks like an early 90's elementry school teacher's outfit. Not very flattering...though on her I don't know what would lol....but sad thing is alas i would still
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#251017 - 06/14/07 11:25 AM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
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Registered: 01/19/07
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it totally looks like an early 90's elementry school teacher's outfit. Not very flattering...though on her I don't know what would lol....but sad thing is alas i would still




Luckily, she spends more time out of her clothes than in them.....Went back and looked at a couple of her scenes and she is a lively little whore who actually did a strokeworthy job in them.

My problem with Sunny is the way she trys to vamp for the camera like an 8 year old. She needs to cut that shit out. That and her parents actively running her career.
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#251018 - 06/14/07 12:05 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
Conky Offline
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That and her parents actively running her career.




Do you think she just gets an allowance every week? I could find some shit for her to do around the place if she needed some more green.

Obviously, a lot of it would involve rimming me to save TP, Sheryl Crow style. But I'd be willing to pay well into double figures. At least 12 bucks a week. That's almost as good as a KSEX contract but with improved working conditions.
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#251019 - 06/14/07 12:08 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
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Quote:

That and her parents actively running her career.




Do you think she just gets an allowance every week? I could find some shit for her to do around the place if she needed some more green.

Obviously, a lot of it would involve rimming me to save TP, Sheryl Crow style. But I'd be willing to pay well into double figures. At least 12 bucks a week. That's almost as good as a KSEX contract but with improved working conditions.




Call her Dad, he'd have to be involved in the negotiations.
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#251020 - 06/14/07 12:12 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Meh, I'll speak with her mom. She could lift my balls out of the way to give Sunny better access.
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#251021 - 06/14/07 01:11 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
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#251022 - 06/14/07 01:35 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Sunny's cute when she's naked. Her clothes are apparently picked by her blind, senile grandmother.

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#251023 - 06/14/07 01:36 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Nice comparison. Obviously her mom runs these outfits up for her. Problem is that often drapes are used to frame an attractive view.
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#251024 - 06/14/07 02:08 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
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Registered: 01/19/07
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Nice comparison. Obviously her mom runs these outfits up for her. Problem is that often drapes are used to frame an attractive view.




This is true, but remember, her mother is trailer trash from Georgia so this is all to be expected. The clothes are representative of the genre.........
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#251025 - 06/14/07 03:20 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

Quote:

Nice comparison. Obviously her mom runs these outfits up for her. Problem is that often drapes are used to frame an attractive view.




This is true, but remember, her mother is trailer trash from Georgia so this is all to be expected. The clothes are representative of the genre.........




I think you mean "johnra."
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#251026 - 06/14/07 05:11 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
From my experience, Sunny is a complete moron. When I met her for the first time a few years ago in vegas, she announced that she'd dated Dennis Hof before working at the Ranch. She was sort of bragging, like that was an example of either her great connections in the biz or of how she didn't really need to take cock on camera to have a life. Any whore that sees the moves from dating Dennis to straight up hooking to porn as a vertical progression in status just doesn't get it.

Not to disparage whores or whoring, it's just that ugly, stupid, badly dressed chicks belong at K-mart, not naked on my TV screen.

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#251027 - 06/14/07 05:16 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Not to disparage whores or whoring, it's just that ugly, stupid, badly dressed chicks belong at K-mart, not naked on my TV screen.






If I wasn't really feelin' it with the 'wickity wah wah' sig this would be replacing it.
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#251028 - 06/14/07 05:27 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Bree looks pregnant.
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#251029 - 06/14/07 06:08 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Bree looks pregnant.




Nah... I just shot her yesterday for Hustler and she looks fucking awesome. I'll post some pics when I get them back from processing. I love that girl... just wish I could get more dates on her. She's a popular girl.
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#251030 - 06/14/07 06:42 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Bree looks pregnant.




Jeez, Moxie. You really should use condoms with the girls.
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#251031 - 06/18/07 09:22 PM Re: The Camera of Death vs Penthouse
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Not so pretty now. Just add a big tub of ice cream, TV Guide, a sort of damp smell you can't really locate and you're looking at someone's girlfriend.




Quote of the week. Nice job.
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