So Luke hit the sets of the latest Penthouse movies Slumber Party and Sleepover, chatted to the stars and snapped his usual five billion shots of the talent. For the full gallery,
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Nice to see another batch of budget teenie movies being shot. That hardly ever happens and it's a real nice change from all that lingerie crap Penthouse used to be known for.
As you'd expect, Bree was
delighted to see Luke on set. I call this smile "disdain".
I tell you, Luke's fortunate she didn't just tear his clothes off there and then. She can barely contain herself.
I can see the slogan now: "work in porn and you'll have chicks coming out of your ass".
Luke's interview technique kept Bree entertained and animated for hours....
Can you guess which prop in this shot was untouched by any porner?
Punching her teddy didn't really make Bree feel better but it was pretty good practice in case she has another pregnancy scare.
Yeah, because when I think of Penthouse, I automatically think of a teenage-looking girl with a soft toy and a dude with a boner.
The really cool thing about fucking Sunny would be getting her folks to come in partway through to towel your nutsack off.
I find this chick to be amazingly asexual. I don't know why.
I just remembered why.
Mean, broody, moody, intense. Just some of the words I won't be using to caption this image. It must really suck to be handsome enough to get a catwalk or mainstream gig and then find yourself getting STD tests every month to earn a living.
Skinny legs, pot belly and her mom's hairstyle. If this isn't high gloss stuff, then I to rethink my entire career.
It was perfect timing as Luke caught Sunny reading the word "inhale" on the palm of her right hand. We can only hope the palm of her left hand was blank.
When a rumor that Kurt was on his way over spread through the set, some of the girls were real excited.
Not even a thermo-nuclear detonation nearby can deter porners. Or maybe Nick Manning arrived and his charm lit the room?
She looks like Stepford's answer to a porn whore.
She looks like this because she mistook Gene Ross for the male talent. Easy mistake to make.
Hey, when your nuts are itchy, your nuts are itchy.
I can't imagine a more flattering outfit, really I can't. You don't look like Kurt's elf bride at all. Nope.
Not so pretty now. Just add a big tub of ice cream, TV Guide, a sort of damp smell you can't really locate and you're looking at someone's girlfriend.
Those damn pubes get everywhere.
Honey, you think this is bad, you should try being really famous.
It was no use. Even jerking him off wouldn't bring him back from the dead.
I think she's actually stuck to his lens in this shot.
I'm guessing he's just slipped into her ass....
And now she's clenching. This can only end badly for him.
The hardest part of any porn shoot. Remembering your name for the paperwork.