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Joe Young: You see, when the Mormons first arrived, they didn't have any money...
DVDA Porn Actress: They should've done DVDA.
Joe Young: DVDA?
DVDA Porn Actress: Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...
Dave the Lighting Guy: HEY, LADY! We're ready for the DVDA shot!
DVDA Porn Actress: [smiles] Nice talkin' with ya, kid.



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