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you ever hear of a typo ass clown?

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Do you have a mullet? Drive a white 78 Camaro (or hope you will when you get your licence)? Wear 60/40 concert t's and sport a molester mustache? Does Mommy let you rock out in your basement room or do you have to take the bus down to a Public Storage to practice? Do you torture ants with a magifying glass? Do you violate your little sister or the other girls in your neighborhood with crayons?
It's just that I think I remember you from the one summer we lived in white trash hell down in San Jose in the late seventies. Thought maybe someone had thawed you out.

Rock on, cock chugger! (Oh, can you lend me Frampton Comes Alive?)

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you ever hear of a typo ass clown?

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Do you have a mullet? Drive a white 78 Camaro (or hope you will when you get your licence)? Wear 60/40 concert t's and sport a molester mustache? Does Mommy let you rock out in your basement room or do you have to take the bus down to a Public Storage to practice? Do you torture ants with a magifying glass? Do you violate your little sister or the other girls in your neighborhood with crayons?
It's just that I think I remember you from the one summer we lived in white trash hell down in San Jose in the late seventies. Thought maybe someone had thawed you out.

Rock on, cock chugger! (Oh, can you lend me Frampton Comes Alive?)

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Now taht is somthing I will bow too...nice one damaged that was pricless

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Rock on, cock chugger! (Oh, can you lend me Frampton Comes Alive?)

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Drive a white 78 Camaro (or hope you will when you get your licence)?

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Go start your own intro thread and stop stealing my thunder, newb.

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Hey man its not my fault you are pissed at me because i am so much more hardcore then you. you Ryan Seacrest looking mother fucker. and Doesn't having an intro thread make you a newb too dipshit. Now watch out before my rock comes through your fucking monitor and punches your mother in the cunt homo. (SNIP)

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Anyone who needs to *tell* people they're hardcore, let alone an internet messageboard usually isn't hardcore at all. You sound about as hardcore as a Nelson cover band.

And I'm used to being called "Clay Aiken"...so I do consider being called "Ryan Seacrest" a compliment.

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I just Am Hardcore.

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I just Am Hardcore.

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...and what the fuck is up with the random capitalization? Didn't make it through 2nd grade?

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naww man I graduated high school from Beaver Creek in Ohio its right outside Dayton but thanks for the vote of confidence. You are all just jealous because I ROCK HARDER THEN YOU DO wickitty wah wah feel my metal cords rip through your soul

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So what time does your shift at McDonald's start?

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naww man I graduated high school from Beaver Creek in Ohio

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Eat my rocksteady fist you ripped ass lining.

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SisterFister, when you get signed to a major label, push for this as the title of your first album.

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This fucker got banned about 2 hours ago. Damn, like grinding steel, this grating little fucker was the worst we've seen in a while. Didn't last more than a couple of days though.

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I don't know why, but I liked SissyFistee!

His "hardcoreness" will be missed...