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#250574 - 06/12/07 03:52 AM Allow me to introduce myself...
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Hi, I'm Stevie Why (or real name Steve York, not to be confused with the 70s gay porn star hence the name switch when I'm in "porn mode").

I'm new to XPT but have lurked for a while, especially after Luke Ford started posting half the posts here on his blog as "news."

I've been involved with the industry off and on for a few years now...usually getting so disgusted and pissed off with it for six months then missing the action and going back.

I live with my parents, smoke way too much weed and blow too much coke, and sell collectible toys for a living (at least currently). I hope to go to law school someday.

I blame the main stream media for creating and branding me as a pornographer...hopefully I'll get a chance to share some of my stories ranging from my celebrity/porn run ins, to my influence on XXX Church to my role as Mary Carey's campaign manager in her failed 2006 campaign (among other adventures...)

But fuck that, who am I kidding? I'm here to fling a massive amount of (well educated and documented) boiling shit at some very deserving assholes in the porn establishment.

Much Love,
Stevie Why
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#250575 - 06/12/07 05:52 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Anonymous
Unregistered


If you go to Law School, for the love of God make sure it's Accredited. If you go into Politics, try to back somebody who at least has a chance of Winning. And you'd have a much better shot of moving out of your parent's basement if you quit doing the Coke. Beyond that, welcome. Have a take, and don't suck.

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#250576 - 06/12/07 08:44 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Stevie Why = Rob Longshot
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#250577 - 06/12/07 11:07 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
WHY!! WHY!! WHY!!??
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#250578 - 06/12/07 11:21 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

WHY!! WHY!! WHY!!??




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#250579 - 06/12/07 01:10 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I think this is Stevie from Koala TV, the UCSD guy who got in trouble for showing fucking on the station. He's about 21, so don't expect stories about banging Nina Hartley back in the day.

Stevie, good job upsetting so many people with Koala TV. Now get hating.
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#250580 - 06/12/07 01:40 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Yup, that was me with the Koala TV. I considered it "mission accomplished" when two top Republican U.S. senators were contacting the student body president persuading him to stop me any way possible.

(I'm 23 BTW...but still have plenty of fucking stories)

And don't worry...I won't be "Pulling a Cannibal" anytime soon. ABA accredited all the way!
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#250581 - 06/12/07 01:59 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I love it when I'm right.

Welcome to XPT, Stevie.
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#250582 - 06/13/07 07:35 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
SisterFister Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 27
Hello all, I have been lurking for about 4 months now. Looking forward to posting on here. You are all very vicious but i really enjoy reading this shit.

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#250583 - 06/13/07 08:12 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Anonymous
Unregistered


"SisterFister???"

You must be from Mississippi. Is it true that Trent Lott and his wife are First Cousins?

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#250584 - 06/13/07 09:13 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Hey SisterFister.

New blood.

Don't let the old timers scare you away--in other words, don't mention transsexuals, Brazil, etc etc.
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#250585 - 06/13/07 10:01 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
SisterFister Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 27
Thank you and dude no i am not from Mississippi, Sister Fister It is my metal band dick cheese. We fucking rock like no other you disgusting homo so yea fuck you...

oh and thank you for the warm welcome conky...whats your name about?? and thanks for the advice.

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#250586 - 06/13/07 10:05 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Thank you and dude no i am not from Mississippi, Sister Fister It is my metal band dick cheese. We fucking rock like no other you disgusting homo so yea fuck you...

oh and thank you for the warm welcome conky...whats your name about?? and thanks for the advice.




So what do you do in the band, are you the "sister" or the "fister"?

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#250587 - 06/13/07 10:11 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Marlin Fitzwater Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/25/07
Posts: 153

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#250588 - 06/13/07 10:21 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
SisterFister Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 27
thats fucking bull shit i have had music out and my band has been together since before that little cocksucker was born. I fucking hate myspace, any asshole with a guitar now can "have a band" i worked hard for my name...

oh and vodguy go fuck yourself its a band name asshole its not what i like to do in my free time...unless you are talking about you're sister then i would fist the shit out of her

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#250589 - 06/13/07 10:23 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Stevie Why = Rob Longshot




Quote:

WHY!! WHY!! WHY!!??



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#250590 - 06/13/07 10:23 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Rock & Roll dude.

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#250591 - 06/13/07 10:32 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

oh and vodguy go fuck yourself its a band name asshole its not what i like to do in my free time...unless you are talking about you're sister then i would fist the shit out of her




That's sweet, but no thanks, Jamesn has exclusive rights on my sister. You still haven't answered my question, assface, what do YOU do in the band? Play the cowbell? Tambourine? Skin flute?

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#250592 - 06/13/07 10:33 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
Quote:

thats fucking bull shit i have had music out and my band has been together since before that little cocksucker was born. I fucking hate myspace, any asshole with a guitar now can "have a band" i worked hard for my name...

oh and vodguy go fuck yourself its a band name asshole its not what i like to do in my free time...unless you are talking about you're sister then i would fist the shit out of her




oh god dude i got a great girl you should fly out and meet she posts on this board her name is vanessa she is a very nice lady you two would get along great...i hear she even likes metal...
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#250593 - 06/13/07 10:44 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
SisterFister Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 27
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oh and vodguy go fuck yourself its a band name asshole its not what i like to do in my free time...unless you are talking about you're sister then i would fist the shit out of her




That's sweet, but no thanks, Jamesn has exclusive rights on my sister. You still haven't answered my question, assface, what do YOU do in the band? Play the cowbell? Tambourine? Skin flute?






I sing and write the music, not to mention I rock fucking harder then anyone. Not to mention I rip shit up with some pretty awesome guitar licks bitch. wickity wah wah wickity wah

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#250594 - 06/13/07 10:45 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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oh and vodguy go fuck yourself its a band name asshole its not what i like to do in my free time...unless you are talking about you're sister then i would fist the shit out of her




That's sweet, but no thanks, Jamesn has exclusive rights on my sister. You still haven't answered my question, assface, what do YOU do in the band? Play the cowbell? Tambourine? Skin flute?






I sing and write the music, not to mention I rock fucking harder then anyone. Not to mention I rip shit up with some pretty awesome guitar licks bitch. wickity wah wah wickity wah




Yeah.... I'll bet you do.



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#250595 - 06/13/07 11:13 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Anonymous
Unregistered


VOD Guy, according to his MySpace

Quote:

Band Members !!!!Trevor Gladden On Fuckin Everything!!!!




So you're not really a band, since it's just you. You don't fist your Sister, despite the name (which is already being used by This Dutch Band), You can't be found on Google. Face it, Trevor, you're a poser.

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#250596 - 06/13/07 11:25 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

VOD Guy, according to his MySpace

Quote:

Band Members !!!!Trevor Gladden On Fuckin Everything!!!!




So you're not really a band, since it's just you. You don't fist your Sister, despite the name (which is already being used by This Dutch Band), You can't be found on Google. Face it, Trevor, you're a poser.




How many Sister Fisters are there out there???


This is probably more like it... Trevor the One Man Band!



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#250597 - 06/13/07 11:58 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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oh and vodguy go fuck yourself its a band name asshole its not what i like to do in my free time...unless you are talking about you're sister then i would fist the shit out of her




That's sweet, but no thanks, Jamesn has exclusive rights on my sister. You still haven't answered my question, assface, what do YOU do in the band? Play the cowbell? Tambourine? Skin flute?






I sing and write the music, not to mention I rock fucking harder then anyone. Not to mention I rip shit up with some pretty awesome guitar licks bitch. wickity wah wah wickity wah


if this was in all caps, i'd swear it was lockwood. of course then you'd have to call him "fisted by a sister".


Edited by GiGi (06/13/07 11:59 AM)
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#250598 - 06/13/07 12:04 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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oh and vodguy go fuck yourself its a band name asshole its not what i like to do in my free time...unless you are talking about you're sister then i would fist the shit out of her




That's sweet, but no thanks, Jamesn has exclusive rights on my sister. You still haven't answered my question, assface, what do YOU do in the band? Play the cowbell? Tambourine? Skin flute?






I sing and write the music, not to mention I rock fucking harder then anyone. Not to mention I rip shit up with some pretty awesome guitar licks bitch. wickity wah wah wickity wah


if this was in all caps, i'd swear it was lockwood. of course then you'd have to call him "fisted by a sister".




yea sisterfister since thier are already a bunch of bands out there with your name why not change your name to Fisted Sister and use vanessa's avatar as your album cover...idon't know just a thought...i am still thinking this is lockwood...what other "band" would come to this page and start shit right away...lockwood your are fag....hope you catch aids and die...
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#250599 - 06/13/07 12:11 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

...i hear she even likes metal...




"A small unidentified metal object, propelled through the air by the blades of the mulcher, struck him in the forehead and penetrated through his skull into his brain. He remained in a coma until he was pronounced brain dead in the hospital two days later."


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#250600 - 06/13/07 12:19 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
SisterFister Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 27
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oh and vodguy go fuck yourself its a band name asshole its not what i like to do in my free time...unless you are talking about you're sister then i would fist the shit out of her




That's sweet, but no thanks, Jamesn has exclusive rights on my sister. You still haven't answered my question, assface, what do YOU do in the band? Play the cowbell? Tambourine? Skin flute?






I sing and write the music, not to mention I rock fucking harder then anyone. Not to mention I rip shit up with some pretty awesome guitar licks bitch. wickity wah wah wickity wah


if this was in all caps, i'd swear it was lockwood. of course then you'd have to call him "fisted by a sister".




yea sisterfister since thier are already a bunch of bands out there with your name why not change your name to Fisted Sister and use vanessa's avatar as your album cover...idon't know just a thought...i am still thinking this is lockwood...what other "band" would come to this page and start shit right away...lockwood your are fag....hope you catch aids and die...




First things first...i am not kurt lockwood. bad that dude does have decent talent with his band.and come on you can't say that the back up singers he has as porn stars is not an ingenious idea. secondly I don't use myspace because any asshole can say he has a band on there. pay the fuck attention dick weed.

Gigi FUCK YOU CUNT you should be gargling my semen while I burn you with cigarette's. You are all fucking assholes I am way to hardcore for all you bitches.

And Pete Thank you for the offer but I do NOT HAVE SEX WITH TRANNYS why don't you go fuck that thing. you seem to talk with her a lot on here you fucking skid mark. rock on bitches and eat my shit wah wiggity wah wah. you want to know how hard I rock put both of you're fists togather with your pinkies up and head bang because I AM TOO MUCH ROCK FOR ONE HAND

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#250601 - 06/13/07 12:22 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
...ok dude we get it...quit with all the fucking gremlems you remidial fuck
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#250602 - 06/13/07 12:32 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

I am way to hardcore for all you bitches.




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#250603 - 06/13/07 12:34 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Quote:


Gigi FUCK YOU CUNT you should be gargling my semen while I burn you with cigarette's.





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#250604 - 06/13/07 01:48 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Anonymous
Unregistered


Total meltdown in seven posts. What is this guy, twelve? Trevor, come on back in about six years when you're old enough to play with the adults. Maybe then you can make it through a dozen posts.

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#250605 - 06/13/07 03:20 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
SisterFister = Applesaucer.

Welcome back, scumbag.

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#250606 - 06/13/07 04:47 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Sisterfucker I got one question: What is your damage little man?
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#250607 - 06/13/07 05:07 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

SisterFister = Applesaucer.

Welcome back, scumbag.




Shouldn't he be stalking Dave Naz or something?
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#250608 - 06/13/07 06:11 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Applesaucer started an 80s band? Sweet!

Just remember, Applesaucer. When yer mom says it's too damn loud, you just tell her she's too damn old. Bitch better recognize.
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#250609 - 06/13/07 06:44 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
SisterFister Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 27
Who the fuck is applesaucer or what ever?? I didn't have a meltdown. I am too hardcore to have a meltdown you liberal cunt holes.

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#250610 - 06/13/07 06:53 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
CystedFister=ryan knox

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#250611 - 06/13/07 07:08 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
SisterFister Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 27
Its Sister Fister first of all and i am not Ryan Knox you Yard Ape Not this is any of your business but my name is Seth.


p.s. I am glad George Bush hates you're race of people




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#250612 - 06/13/07 07:13 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Anonymous
Unregistered


Your MySpace says your name is Trevor, not Seth. Keep your stories straight.

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#250613 - 06/13/07 07:19 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
I'm a man from humble beginnings and now of wealth and means. I allow people like you to work.

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#250614 - 06/13/07 08:53 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Luca Eisenstein Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
Quote:

Its Sister Fister first of all and i am not Ryan Knox you Yard Ape Not this is any of your business but my name is Seth.

p.s. I am glad George Bush hates you're race of people









Let Uncle Luca help you with this!

It's "SisterFister", first of all, and I am not Ryan Knox, you yard ape! Not that this is any of your business, but my name is Seth.

P.S. or PS: I am glad George Bush hates your race of people (you should actually use "people of your race" to make sense).


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#250615 - 06/13/07 08:56 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:

Who the fuck is applesaucer or what ever?? I didn't have a meltdown. I am too hardcore to have a meltdown you liberal cunt holes.



I bet US$5.- that "SisterFister" is really that fag drummer from Night Ranger, who lost his job after he penned that 80's softie "Sister Christian," and Jack and the rest of the band kicked his pussy ass out of the group.

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#250616 - 06/13/07 09:05 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Who the fuck is applesaucer or what ever?? I didn't have a meltdown. I am too hardcore to have a meltdown you liberal cunt holes.





I'm "guessing" this emo fag is applesaucer -> applesuace myspace

Great playlist dude, how can I buy an album?

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#250617 - 06/13/07 09:15 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Go start your own intro thread and stop stealing my thunder, newb.
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#250618 - 06/14/07 12:10 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
I say cut the guy a little slack. It's not easy being Lockwood's opening act for his Brazilian tour.
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#250619 - 06/14/07 05:51 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
SisterFister Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 27
Quote:

Your MySpace says your name is Trevor, not Seth. Keep your stories straight.




Its not my myspace page AssJacket, I do not Have a Myspace page I hate that fucking site with the power of a thousand suns. But that is it, I am done arguing with you fucktards

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#250620 - 06/14/07 05:56 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
SisterFister Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 27
Quote:

Go start your own intro thread and stop stealing my thunder, newb.




Hey man its not my fault you are pissed at me because i am so much more hardcore then you. you Ryan Seacrest looking mother fucker. and Doesn't having an intro thread make you a newb too dipshit. Now watch out before my rock comes through your fucking monitor and punches your mother in the cunt homo.

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#250621 - 06/14/07 06:29 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Now watch out before my rock comes through your fucking monitor and punches your mother in the cunt homo.




Hey, you're still here! Nice comeback, you should do well here.

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#250622 - 06/14/07 07:20 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

I do not Have a Myspace page




Whatever you say, Trevor. After all, who am I going to believe: You or my lying eyes.

Let me ask you something: Your avatar. Is that from Scooby Doo? Looks like one of the guys who would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

And for crying out loud, ease up on the Graemlins, will you? One would make your point, and then some. Okay, Trevor? Thanks, buddy.

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#250623 - 06/14/07 07:35 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Dick Head Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
Where can we go to hear some sister fister?


and steve...there is only one Stevie Y and his # has been retired. You should consider a name change. How about stevie sucker?

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#250624 - 06/14/07 08:06 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
SisterFister Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 27
Well we currently are not playing any where right now because My Bass player isn't aloud to play with us anymore his wife said it was either us or him. Can You believe that. Not that I would want him in the band anymore because he obviously is not as hardcore as he claimed to be. He picked his kids and wife over SISTER FISTER can you fucking believe that. what a pussy whipped fagot

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#250625 - 06/14/07 08:11 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Dick Head Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
his wife is a man? that's not very hardcore.

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#250626 - 06/14/07 08:19 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
SisterFister Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 27
you ever hear of a typo ass clown?

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#250627 - 06/14/07 08:47 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Dick Head Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
so your band doesn't have any original stuff for us to listen too?
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#250628 - 06/14/07 08:53 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
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Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 27
not at the moment no. However i will have stuff up soon. You will just have to wait a few days. Since it appears people have already stolen my band name. I dont' want them stealing my songs also you know. Rock on bitches and bown to my awesomeness

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#250629 - 06/14/07 08:53 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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you ever hear of a typo ass clown?




Do you have a mullet? Drive a white 78 Camaro (or hope you will when you get your licence)? Wear 60/40 concert t's and sport a molester mustache? Does Mommy let you rock out in your basement room or do you have to take the bus down to a Public Storage to practice? Do you torture ants with a magifying glass? Do you violate your little sister or the other girls in your neighborhood with crayons?
It's just that I think I remember you from the one summer we lived in white trash hell down in San Jose in the late seventies. Thought maybe someone had thawed you out.

Rock on, cock chugger! (Oh, can you lend me Frampton Comes Alive?)
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#250630 - 06/14/07 08:55 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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Quote:

you ever hear of a typo ass clown?




Do you have a mullet? Drive a white 78 Camaro (or hope you will when you get your licence)? Wear 60/40 concert t's and sport a molester mustache? Does Mommy let you rock out in your basement room or do you have to take the bus down to a Public Storage to practice? Do you torture ants with a magifying glass? Do you violate your little sister or the other girls in your neighborhood with crayons?
It's just that I think I remember you from the one summer we lived in white trash hell down in San Jose in the late seventies. Thought maybe someone had thawed you out.

Rock on, cock chugger! (Oh, can you lend me Frampton Comes Alive?)




Now taht is somthing I will bow too...nice one damaged that was pricless
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#250631 - 06/14/07 09:00 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Rock on, cock chugger! (Oh, can you lend me Frampton Comes Alive?)




Lol, that's awesome. "Do you, (you!) feel like I do?"
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#250632 - 06/14/07 09:13 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
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Drive a white 78 Camaro (or hope you will when you get your licence)?




You see, Trevor. I'm not the only one. You give yourself up every time.

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#250633 - 06/14/07 09:36 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
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Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 27
Whatever man I don't have to prove myself to you. I am too Hardcore for you to understand bitch tits. Rock on cocksuckers!!!!!!!

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#250634 - 06/14/07 09:39 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
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Go start your own intro thread and stop stealing my thunder, newb.




Hey man its not my fault you are pissed at me because i am so much more hardcore then you. you Ryan Seacrest looking mother fucker. and Doesn't having an intro thread make you a newb too dipshit. Now watch out before my rock comes through your fucking monitor and punches your mother in the cunt homo. (SNIP)




Anyone who needs to *tell* people they're hardcore, let alone an internet messageboard usually isn't hardcore at all. You sound about as hardcore as a Nelson cover band.

And I'm used to being called "Clay Aiken"...so I do consider being called "Ryan Seacrest" a compliment.
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#250635 - 06/14/07 09:52 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
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Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/25/07
Posts: 27
I don't need to tell anyone I am hardcore. I just Am Hardcore. So fuck off ass jacket. Eat my rocksteady fist you ripped ass lining.

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#250636 - 06/14/07 09:57 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
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Trevor, the more you tell people you're "Hardcore," the less Hardcore you appear.

Just saying.

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#250637 - 06/14/07 09:58 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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I just Am Hardcore.




...and what the fuck is up with the random capitalization? Didn't make it through 2nd grade?

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#250638 - 06/14/07 11:09 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Pussy is good food Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
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Quote:

I just Am Hardcore.




...and what the fuck is up with the random capitalization? Didn't make it through 2nd grade?






Or he's still in the 2nd grade.......Just sayin, that's how he sounds.
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#250639 - 06/14/07 11:27 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
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Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/25/07
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naww man I graduated high school from Beaver Creek in Ohio its right outside Dayton but thanks for the vote of confidence. You are all just jealous because I ROCK HARDER THEN YOU DO wickitty wah wah feel my metal cords rip through your soul

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#250640 - 06/14/07 11:43 AM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Pussy is good food Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
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naww man I graduated high school from Beaver Creek in Ohio its right outside Dayton but thanks for the vote of confidence. You are all just jealous because I ROCK HARDER THEN YOU DO wickitty wah wah feel my metal cords rip through your soul




So what time does your shift at McDonald's start?
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#250641 - 06/14/07 12:39 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
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So what time does your shift at McDonald's start?





Pussy, I think you have to be at least 16 to work at a McDonalds? He's probably got a paper route or lemonade stand or something.

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#250642 - 06/14/07 01:00 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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naww man I graduated high school from Beaver Creek in Ohio




Well, it could be that by Beavercreek (Ohio) standards he actually is hardcore. But the fact that he can't even spell the name of his own city right - it's Beavercreek, not Beaver Creek - makes me suspicious.

"Welcome to Beavercreek Ohio, the heart of the Dayton-Cincinnati-Columbus triangle. Beavercreek is the largest city in Greene County, consisting of more than fifty square miles and contains the best of all worlds."

So you DO have trannies in Beavercreek!

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#250643 - 06/14/07 01:42 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Eat my rocksteady fist you ripped ass lining.




SisterFister, when you get signed to a major label, push for this as the title of your first album.

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#250644 - 06/14/07 01:51 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Luca Eisenstein Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
"Smell the glove!"

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#250645 - 06/14/07 02:11 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Pussy is good food Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
This fucker got banned about 2 hours ago. Damn, like grinding steel, this grating little fucker was the worst we've seen in a while. Didn't last more than a couple of days though.
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#250646 - 06/14/07 02:22 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Luca Eisenstein Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
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This fucker got banned about 2 hours ago. Damn, like grinding steel, this grating little fucker was the worst we've seen in a while. Didn't last more than a couple of days though.




I don't know why, but I liked SissyFistee!

His "hardcoreness" will be missed...


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#250647 - 06/14/07 02:28 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
He's like The Terminator. He'll be back.
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#250648 - 06/14/07 07:07 PM Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
I think he is a top secret U.S. government lab experiment. Someone crossed the DNA of Riki Rachtman and PAFH.
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