I apologize in advance for this... I am going in an out of third person and all other manners of grammatical degradations.

#1 Taylor Rain - Because she is a ghetto white trash washed up porn whore who always claims to be living large with nothing to back it up. She apparently has been seen drinking heavily of urine as if it were golden nectar of the gods. Pot brownies are so cool.

#2 Keith O Connor - Hi I am a trick who has convinced Taylor I am richer than I am. I like to go house hunting in Malibu when I couldn't even afford to rent a studio with a shared outhouse in that neighborhood. Oh, don't worry, it's just a lease.

#3 Wankus - I feel like he is one of the biggest homo losers in porn. An Internet radio show DJ? How pathetic is that? One could host their own Internet show with a DSL broadband connection. Looooozeeeerrrr. His girlfriend has a huge hawk nose and is dumber than the majority of rock and roll drummers.

#4 - Kurt Lackswood - I am a pariah among male pornstars. I like my anal nether regions poked and prodded. I am gayifying a generation of porn watchers through my excessive self anal manipulation. No Kurt, the whores don't like licking your nasty butt or putting their fingers in you so you can cum. And the stories of dog abuse...?

#5 - Sierra - The goddess of DVD appropriation. The queen of pooping on her partner (with rancid stink as a byproduct?). The skank of skanks. Will JM even film her anymore?

#6 - Patrick "big daddy" Collins - Squirting is definitely not urine or water held in the vagina for long periods of time. We believe you.

#7 - Paris Hilton - You make a shitty porn whore. You don't suck dick well at all. Hillary Scott could really give you a lesson or two.

#8 - Lisa Sparxxx - Stop spamming me with your ridiculous advertisements of black gang bang parties. I don't care if you want a new Corvette or any other type of car and nobody else does either. How did you get my private email address anyway?

#9 - Jules Jordan - Your myspace is excellent... for an 8th grade rap and thrash metal groupie (from the last century). You don't play chess well. Rumors are, you can't see over the dashboard of your new car. You are waifish like a tranny on meth. How long until you copy Lockwood's male ass eating videos?


I may add on to this later. Those are my present thoughts of the evening.