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#250532 - 06/11/07 09:28 PM Phil helmuth just won #11
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Phil just took down event #13 or something, the 1500 nl holdem event for his 11th bracelet, be prepared for a show of arrogance unlike anything ever witnessed when espn telecas ts this thing.

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#250533 - 06/12/07 12:13 AM Re: Phil helmuth just won #11
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I hate that guy. The only reason he has so many bracelets is because he plays in every tournament possible. Hes really not all that great and extremely overrated.
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#250534 - 06/12/07 01:13 AM Re: Phil helmuth just won #11
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Phil just took down event #13 or something, the 1500 nl holdem event for his 11th bracelet, be prepared for a show of arrogance.....




Dude, is the WSOP back to being held Downtown, or is it still being held On/Near the Strip in one of the Mega-Properties??? Several years back I was hanging out at the RIO with a friend of mine who had just joined Las Vegas Metro after 11 years as a detective in Philadelphia. We already saw the inevitable 'gold rush' such events stir amongst the native whore population, but We also couldnt help notice a significant uptick in the number of 6-9 Months pregnant women/chicks walking around the Casino Floor that particular night (Maybe 11 or 12 TOTAL over the course of the NIGHT, that's still a LOT of With-Child-Whores, but it was strikingly funny. Since it was HOT in the dessert even at Night most of the Whores, "Pregnantic" in their dress apparel or not, all had their summer "outfits" on, which means that some whores looked ready for primetime while others, ummmmm, did not....Another way of summing up the situation would be to dust off this old tidbit of Burglaristic wisdom
from my Grandpa spoken to a whore in Syracuse New York on or around July 4, 1917: "Sweetie, I hold this truth to be self evident, all Whores are NOT Created Equal .... so keeping that in mind sugarplum, you wanna' run the price for Doggie style by me one more time? I ship out in 90 minutes..." Grandpa Da B served with the 4th infantry (or was it the 15th Latrine Corps, I forget...) during World war I and as you can see, much to my great pride, and even Gia would have to appreciate this, the man was a master negotiator, and it should be noted that unlike me, Modern Day Daburg, Grandpa Da Burg had NOTHING wrong with him....in fact, he was widely regarded as that "handsome, strapping Swedish man-about-town" from various Western Mass. townships....He was "The Man"....

Fuck Phil Helmuth, Goddamn Poker Brat.... My Grandpa could kick 5 Phil "Hel-mutts" asses' and SIMULTANEOUSLY fuck a Blond Blue eyed Viking Goddess with a 22" waist and 38 DD tits, making her scream orgasmically like a Valkyrie in the process, all while shooting 8 of Kaiser Wilhem's best Soldiers, or digging a shithole for 12 of his "loosest"....
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#250535 - 06/12/07 08:24 AM Re: Phil helmuth just won #11
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Burg, the WSOP has gotten so big it has permanently moved to the RIO. They are in their second week of three day events and the WSOP Finals that will draw between 8-10,000 entrants who put up $10K a piece to play will begin on 5 July. It will never move back to Binions. Way to big in popularity now. These players, many of whom are pros and have multiple millions in the bank, do draw the assorted whores like flys to honey.
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#250536 - 06/12/07 10:24 AM Re: Phil helmuth just won #11
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I think that Stu Unger was hands down the best all around player. Too bad his crazy lifestyle killed him.

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#250537 - 06/12/07 10:41 AM Re: Phil helmuth just won #11
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unger was great at tournaments, something like 29 to 34 percent WIN rate at buyins over 5000, but he had way to many leaks in his cash game and personal life to ever be a winning player, hellmuth albeit a fish in cash games to EVERYONE is an 11 time hold em champion, everyone of his bracelets is in hold em, but once again a complete fish in cash games, just this year he lost 536k to ivey playing chinese in one day.

edit video of him accepting his bracelet from doyle brunson and johnny chan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

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#250538 - 06/12/07 05:04 PM Re: Phil helmuth just won #11
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I think that Stu Unger was hands down the best all around player. Too bad his crazy lifestyle killed him.




I'd go with Johnny Moss myself. But it is kind of like a quote I read from some musician when asked by a journalist if a particular band they were watching on stage was the best band in the world, "Tonight they are". On any given day there is a list of about 50 people who might be the best in world at that moment.
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#250539 - 06/12/07 05:24 PM Re: Phil helmuth just won #11
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great thread
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#250540 - 06/12/07 05:41 PM Re: Phil helmuth just won #11
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There are a number of "bests in the world". Cash games, tournaments. But the "big guys" currently are Allen Cunningham, Phil Ivey, Cry Baby Helmuth, The "grinder" Mizrachi, Daniel Negreanu, and Chip Reese across a number of different games. This will be debated until the cows come home but these guys nobody will argue with.
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#250541 - 06/12/07 07:48 PM Re: Phil helmuth just won #11
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this guys the best online CASH GAME player, he moved up from micro stakes grinding with a 300 dollar deposit in 2004/2005

to playing 200/400 300/600 online and just took like 1.5 mill off sammy farha in a heads up plo game at the bellagio.

edit link http://www.cardrunners.com/fusetalk/blog/index.cfm?forumid=31

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#250542 - 06/13/07 06:59 AM Re: Phil helmuth just won #11
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Comparing cash games and tournaments is an apples and oranges argument.
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#250543 - 06/13/07 10:13 AM Re: Phil helmuth just won #11
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All that cash and yet the guy can't buy one ounce of personality.

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#250544 - 06/13/07 11:48 PM Re: Phil helmuth just won #11
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He has plenty of personality. It's just that very little of it is appealing. I actually don't mind him even though I could do without his "anytime you play a hand differently from how I would have played it your an idiot" attitude. I don't mind Matasow either. The only player that annoys me is Shawn Sheikon(spelling?). Jaime Gold was pretty annoying last year too but I don't know if I would really consider him a player.
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#250545 - 06/14/07 01:37 AM Re: Phil helmuth just won #11
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you really cannot spell at all huh?

like seriously you aren't even very close

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#250546 - 06/14/07 01:28 PM Re: Phil helmuth just won #11
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I met Helmuth when he was up in Vancouver last year and he was actually very friendly and gracious in person - not all whiny bitch we see on the TV tournaments.

Matasow, on the other hand, is a piece of shit.

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#250547 - 06/14/07 07:25 PM Re: Phil helmuth just won #11
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you really cannot spell at all huh?

like seriously you aren't even very close




Excuse the fuck out of me. It's not like I can look it up in a dictionary or that it will correct itself with spell check.
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#250548 - 06/14/07 09:24 PM Re: Phil helmuth just won #11
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Matasow, on the other hand, is a piece of shit.




I figure it'd be easy to tilt that guy, just ask him how many times Bubba raped him while in the joint. Or if he's still snortin' coke in his mother's basement.

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