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Phil just took down event #13 or something, the 1500 nl holdem event for his 11th bracelet, be prepared for a show of arrogance.....



Dude, is the WSOP back to being held Downtown, or is it still being held On/Near the Strip in one of the Mega-Properties??? Several years back I was hanging out at the RIO with a friend of mine who had just joined Las Vegas Metro after 11 years as a detective in Philadelphia. We already saw the inevitable 'gold rush' such events stir amongst the native whore population, but We also couldnt help notice a significant uptick in the number of 6-9 Months pregnant women/chicks walking around the Casino Floor that particular night (Maybe 11 or 12 TOTAL over the course of the NIGHT, that's still a LOT of With-Child-Whores, but it was strikingly funny. Since it was HOT in the dessert even at Night most of the Whores, "Pregnantic" in their dress apparel or not, all had their summer "outfits" on, which means that some whores looked ready for primetime while others, ummmmm, did not....Another way of summing up the situation would be to dust off this old tidbit of Burglaristic wisdom
from my Grandpa spoken to a whore in Syracuse New York on or around July 4, 1917: "Sweetie, I hold this truth to be self evident, all Whores are NOT Created Equal .... so keeping that in mind sugarplum, you wanna' run the price for Doggie style by me one more time? I ship out in 90 minutes..." Grandpa Da B served with the 4th infantry (or was it the 15th Latrine Corps, I forget...) during World war I and as you can see, much to my great pride, and even Gia would have to appreciate this, the man was a master negotiator, and it should be noted that unlike me, Modern Day Daburg, Grandpa Da Burg had NOTHING wrong with him....in fact, he was widely regarded as that "handsome, strapping Swedish man-about-town" from various Western Mass. townships....He was "The Man"....

Fuck Phil Helmuth, Goddamn Poker Brat.... My Grandpa could kick 5 Phil "Hel-mutts" asses' and SIMULTANEOUSLY fuck a Blond Blue eyed Viking Goddess with a 22" waist and 38 DD tits, making her scream orgasmically like a Valkyrie in the process, all while shooting 8 of Kaiser Wilhem's best Soldiers, or digging a shithole for 12 of his "loosest"....
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