Wearing African death masks is apparently a new fashion trend in porn.
No, no, turn the whole way around and keep walking.
I can't put into words just how jealous I am of Tee Reel. I love Gwen. She always takes things on the chin.
Livin' the dream, James. Livin' the dream.
If you haven't worn a dress in a while, it's a good idea to try it on before The Big Night. When the stores are still open.
It's almost as though they subconsciously lined up in order of strokeworthiness.
I think this is called 'too little too late'
She doesn't list it on her resume, but her ability to fart TV themes is second to none.
No one else around, a flight of stone stairs and Luke's able to fight the urge to kick her down them? That's self control.
"And this is my cum face!"
Yes, you still have a septum. Well done.
The shy, nocturnal Mullen left its burrow for the evening, while his date seems unsure of just who Luke is....
"Yeah, hang off me baby. Make the lonely Jewish man sob when he gets home to his hovel. Alone."
"Oh, hey! Luke! Didn't see you there, buddy!"
Out of shot, Jeff's foot is experiencing the treatment his balls will get if his hand gets any higher.
Luke should never have asked her what her name was. That was just cruel.