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#250119 - 06/08/07 09:00 AM
Soprano's Final Episode Predictions
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
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Loc: New York
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Whatever is going to happen it ends this week. So there are only a few possibility. Not enough time for the Tony goes to jail theory to play out. So, most think T buys it. I don't think so. David Chase has been criticized for glorifying Mob life. I think he's going to rectify that, but in a way worse than death.
The only one left is Paulie. And Pailie has been too comfy with NY. He's going to rat Tony out, but get it wrong as usual. He's going to lead Phil to Tony's family, where Carm, Meadow and AJ will be rubbed out. Seeing how Tony's cousin rubbed out Phil's brother which drove the whole NY-NJ war, its a fitting end. Tony will be completely isolated, alone and suicidal. Perhaps then he takes his life.
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#250120 - 06/08/07 09:10 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/08/07
Posts: 79
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Like what you predicted!!! I think Tony will end up killing himself when his wife leaves him in the end. We shall see...
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#250121 - 06/08/07 09:45 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
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Loc: New York
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Just found out that Tony Cirico (Paulie Walnuts) is mobbed up in real life and has a "no rat" clause in his contract.
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#250122 - 06/08/07 10:11 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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Loc: St. Louis
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Sirico has spent time in jail and he is connected but not made. The "no rat" clause applies only to the feds. It does not prohibit the Chase from making him a traitor. In other words, he may be working for Phil Leotardo.
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#250123 - 06/08/07 10:25 AM
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Registered: 07/09/06
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My prediction for the final episode:
The final scene will take place in an ice cream shop. Tony, Carm, Meadow and AJ will all be seated at table. They will all stand up and remove their clothes. Meadow will start blowing Tony while Carm puts on a strap-on and fucks Meadow while AJ fucks Tony in the ass without lube. Phil walks into the shop and starts eating out a menstruating Carm while she is fucking Meadow. After Phil get his face smeared with Carm's menstruation, he runs behind the counter, gets a vanilla cone and let's Carm give it a "cherry" topping with her bloody, dripping cunt. Phil takes the cone to AJ and they both devour it. Tony cums in Meadows mouth, then Meadow lays or the floor while Carm takes a huge shit in Meadow's cum-filled mouth. Meadow furiously tries to swallow the cum and the shit but it's too much and she vomits on herself. While Carm is shitting in Meadow's mouth, AJ pulls his cock out of Tony's ass and Phil does an ATM on AJ's shit-covered cock. Tony kneels next to Phil and AJ does a money shot on Phil's and Tony's faces. Phil whips out his cock while Patsy Parisi walks in. Patsy starts fucking Carm in the ass while Phil shoves his cock into Meadow's pooper. After a few moments of furiously pistoning their penii in Carm and Meadow, Patsy and Phil cum in their asses. Tony shoves AJ to the floor and orders him to open his mouth. Carm and Meadow then squat over AJ and let the cum in their asses dribble into AJ's open mouth. At this moment, Agent Harris of the FBI walks in and says, "What the fuck do you call all of this"? Tony, Carm, Meadow, AJ, Phil and Patsy all stand up, face Agent Harris and in unison say, "THE SOPRANOS"!!! AJ then begins to cry and says this has made him depressed.
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#250126 - 06/08/07 02:02 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
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Never seen a full episode of this show to this day.
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#250127 - 06/08/07 03:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I watched it till that fat fuck held out for more money delaying the show for a year or two or whatever length of time it was. He's lucky this show came along, he was a nobody before it and will return to being a nobody after, a rich nobody but a nobody nonetheless.
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#250129 - 06/08/07 09:57 PM
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i predict i will masturbate to meadow on sunday nite. fuck the rest of the non sense.
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#250131 - 06/09/07 07:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm starting to have my doubts about the quality of the final episode based upon the fact that in every other season the last episode hasn't been nearly as good as the next to the last.
BTW, Moxie: A guy on MSNBC reasserted the prediction that Carmela, Meadow, AJ & Janice might go based upon the fact that they are the 4 remaining of the 7 who appeared in the montage during William Burrough's "Seven Souls" recitation at the beginning of Season 6.
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#250132 - 06/09/07 08:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
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"The ancient Egyptians postulated Seven Souls.
"Top soul, and the first to leave at the moment of death, is Ren, the Secret Name. This corresponds to my Director. He directs the film of your life from conception to death. The Secret Name is the title of your film. When you die, that's where Ren came in.
Second soul, and second one off the sinking ship, is Sekem: Energy, Power, Light. The Director gives the orders, Sekem presses the right buttons.
Number three is Khu, the Guardian Angel. He, she, or it is third man out.
Number four is Ba, the heart -- often treacherous.
Number five is Ka, the Double. The Ka, which usually reaches adolescence at the time of bodily death, is the only reliable guide through the Land of the Dead.
Number six is Khaibit, the Shadow, Memory, your whole past conditioning from this and other lives.
Number seven is Sekhu, the Remains."
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#250134 - 06/09/07 02:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Could've sworn the FINAL episode was supposed to be 2 seasons ago. I'm confused.
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#250135 - 06/09/07 03:01 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
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I'm still hoping for a Meadow rape scene.
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#250137 - 06/09/07 07:32 PM
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oh my god
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#250138 - 06/10/07 07:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Well .... that sucked. [other than Phil's head exploding ...] It was like a porn scene without a cum shot.  Meadow backing her car up 58 times ... learn how to park bitch!!!
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#250140 - 06/10/07 07:39 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
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david chase is so sick, he just had millions of people going WTF MY CABLE IS OUT WHY NOW WTF and then he let the audience work it out in their own minds i guarantee he is laughing somewhere not six feet under good, but it was good enough to not ruin the episode.
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#250141 - 06/10/07 09:37 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
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Quote:
david chase is so sick, he just had millions of people going WTF MY CABLE IS OUT WHY NOW WTF and then he let the audience work it out in their own minds i guarantee he is laughing somewhere not six feet under good, but it was good enough to not ruin the episode.
That is one fucked up group of people there. Doesn't get enough pub over Sopranos, Deadwood, and The Wire.
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#250145 - 06/11/07 11:32 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
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fake, been copy pasted everywhere.
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#250146 - 06/11/07 11:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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fake, been copy pasted everywhere.
I dont know if its fake or not,and yes it is copied and pasted everywhere thats why I put it here also. I didnt watch the end credits. But it does seem like that could be likely. Those 2 men were strangely about in the diner. I was also disappointed. Whatever, it wont make me cancel my HBO.
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#250147 - 06/11/07 11:40 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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I'm not near my DVR, but online the credits say:
" Role: Man in Members Only Jacket" and "Black Man #1"
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#250148 - 06/11/07 11:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm not near my DVR, but online the credits say:
" Role: Man in Members Only Jacket" and "Black Man #1"
Thank you cause it was bothering me and Im not at home now to put on In Demand.
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#250149 - 06/11/07 08:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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On a more positive note Deadwood season 3 comes out on dvd tomorrow. Sopranos has been in a downward spiral for years that episode just proves the point in bold.
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#250152 - 06/14/07 09:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I've ordered some onion rings for all of us
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