My prediction for the final episode:

The final scene will take place in an ice cream shop. Tony, Carm, Meadow and AJ will all be seated at table. They will all stand up and remove their clothes. Meadow will start blowing Tony while Carm puts on a strap-on and fucks Meadow while AJ fucks Tony in the ass without lube. Phil walks into the shop and starts eating out a menstruating Carm while she is fucking Meadow. After Phil get his face smeared with Carm's menstruation, he runs behind the counter, gets a vanilla cone and let's Carm give it a "cherry" topping with her bloody, dripping cunt. Phil takes the cone to AJ and they both devour it. Tony cums in Meadows mouth, then Meadow lays or the floor while Carm takes a huge shit in Meadow's cum-filled mouth. Meadow furiously tries to swallow the cum and the shit but it's too much and she vomits on herself. While Carm is shitting in Meadow's mouth, AJ pulls his cock out of Tony's ass and Phil does an ATM on AJ's shit-covered cock. Tony kneels next to Phil and AJ does a money shot on Phil's and Tony's faces. Phil whips out his cock while Patsy Parisi walks in. Patsy starts fucking Carm in the ass while Phil shoves his cock into Meadow's pooper. After a few moments of furiously pistoning their penii in Carm and Meadow, Patsy and Phil cum in their asses. Tony shoves AJ to the floor and orders him to open his mouth. Carm and Meadow then squat over AJ and let the cum in their asses dribble into AJ's open mouth. At this moment, Agent Harris of the FBI walks in and says, "What the fuck do you call all of this"? Tony, Carm, Meadow, AJ, Phil and Patsy all stand up, face Agent Harris and in unison say, "THE SOPRANOS"!!! AJ then begins to cry and says this has made him depressed.
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"Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."