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Hey Brug ever had a similar experience?



25 years (since my 15th Birthday) after discovering the thrilling combination of Booze and lightweight mobility devices (like a Quickie XL-Z 500 "Type R" wheelchair or even a Yugo with blownout windows) I can honestly say I have never ALLOWED myself to be plastered/grilled to the front of a big-ass truck....

Look at this poor bastard (see the picture Malice posted above...) Compared to him, straight up as crippled fuckers go fitness/shape wise, I am a veritable Triathlete/Ghost Recon Special Op Soldier...yet, it is probably this dude's severe handicap that actually wound up saving his pathetic ass. He is so (involuntarily) relaxed, and so incapable of wheeling himself out of the way or even keeping pace for 15-20 feet, that he just had no choice but to obliviously 'go with the flow', and in so doing, saved himself....very much like the totally drunken car wreck survivors you hear about who survive because they are too drunk for their bodies to involuntarily tense up and compound the external trauma being inflicted upon them. In fact, this guy probably didnt even know what the hell was happening to him until he saw himself on the 11 PM News as a 'Breaking Story'.....

If that had really been me I would have died, no doubt about it....Either I would have attempted to outrun the Huge truck .... or, thinking/believing/hoping, that Ceara Lynch was watching and me being so shallow to think Ceara is impressed with pointless feats of Physical daring that defy death/injury, I would have tried to do a Tom-and-Jerry/Roadrunner-esque cartoon maneuver and somehow wind up on top of the Semi Truck's trailer segment, or some shit, Thinking no doubt to myself "Oh boy Oh Boy Oh boy!! Ceara is gonna be so fucking impressed with me when she sees this stunt! Her beautiful young pussy is gonna get soooo wet seeing me and my awesome arms flip over and out to ..." *splat* *unh* *kapow* ....

<we interrupt the Price is Right to bring you the following KTLA Live Report....Here is Sanjay Setyuriteindapathovdabus....Sanjay?> <Cue Apu from "The Simpsons> "Ohhhh Veddy bad. Here at Crisis Scene. You see Wheelchair in Portions. Poor Untouchable Man, 39 years of Old, still veddy Young. Someone nearby say the untouchable man was also a burglar by occupation, so we may be looking at a stolen portions of a wheelchair. But this Older Young Man Needed to Be In the Moment of The Big Vehicle on the Road. Haha, He may need some <<ennunciate the next word real fast>> acetaminophen now. goodbye back to you in Studio TV Goodbye."




Of course, early in life I tried (many times) tying a rope to a bumper and holding on and letting it pull me (kinda like water skiing on Asphalt) in a an empty parking lot, seeing at what car speed I lose control, or lose the skin of my hands (if no heavy duty gloves available.)
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