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#250044 - 06/07/07 03:00 PM Wheelchair User Pushed 4 miles at 50-mph
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PAW PAW, Mich. - A man was taken on a wild ride when his wheelchair became lodged in the grille of a semitrailer and was accidentally pushed down a highway for four miles at about 50 mph, authorities said.

The 21-year-old man, whose name was not released, was unharmed but was taken to a hospital as a precaution. He had been secured to his wheelchair by a seat belt.

“The man spilled his soda pop, but he wasn’t upset,” said Sgt. Kathy Morton of the Michigan State Police.

About 4 p.m. Wednesday, a caller told police dispatchers, “You are not going to believe this: There is a semi truck pushing a guy in a wheelchair on Red Arrow Highway,” state police said in a release.

Prank call?
Authorities initially wondered whether the report was a prank call until others called with similar reports.

Officers stopped the truck — wheelchair still attached — at a trucking company. The driver didn’t believe officers until he stepped from his cab and saw for himself.

“When he saw us, he was like, ’What’s going on?”’ Morton said.

An investigation revealed the man in the wheelchair had pulled in front of the truck at a gas station and it somehow became lodged by its handles to the front grille.



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#250045 - 06/07/07 03:04 PM Re: Wheelchair User Pushed 4 miles at 50-mph
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Fucking brilliant. Got to love those medical student pranks, haven't you?
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#250046 - 06/07/07 03:45 PM Re: Wheelchair User Pushed 4 miles at 50-mph
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I told DB he needed to pull off a big time stunt, but damn!

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#250047 - 06/08/07 08:17 AM Re: Wheelchair User Pushed 4 miles at 50-mph
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Hey Brug ever had a similar experience?
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#250048 - 06/08/07 08:20 AM Re: Wheelchair User Pushed 4 miles at 50-mph
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#250049 - 06/08/07 03:47 PM Re: Wheelchair User Pushed 4 miles at 50-mph
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Hey Brug ever had a similar experience?




25 years (since my 15th Birthday) after discovering the thrilling combination of Booze and lightweight mobility devices (like a Quickie XL-Z 500 "Type R" wheelchair or even a Yugo with blownout windows) I can honestly say I have never ALLOWED myself to be plastered/grilled to the front of a big-ass truck....

Look at this poor bastard (see the picture Malice posted above...) Compared to him, straight up as crippled fuckers go fitness/shape wise, I am a veritable Triathlete/Ghost Recon Special Op Soldier...yet, it is probably this dude's severe handicap that actually wound up saving his pathetic ass. He is so (involuntarily) relaxed, and so incapable of wheeling himself out of the way or even keeping pace for 15-20 feet, that he just had no choice but to obliviously 'go with the flow', and in so doing, saved himself....very much like the totally drunken car wreck survivors you hear about who survive because they are too drunk for their bodies to involuntarily tense up and compound the external trauma being inflicted upon them. In fact, this guy probably didnt even know what the hell was happening to him until he saw himself on the 11 PM News as a 'Breaking Story'.....

If that had really been me I would have died, no doubt about it....Either I would have attempted to outrun the Huge truck .... or, thinking/believing/hoping, that Ceara Lynch was watching and me being so shallow to think Ceara is impressed with pointless feats of Physical daring that defy death/injury, I would have tried to do a Tom-and-Jerry/Roadrunner-esque cartoon maneuver and somehow wind up on top of the Semi Truck's trailer segment, or some shit, Thinking no doubt to myself "Oh boy Oh Boy Oh boy!! Ceara is gonna be so fucking impressed with me when she sees this stunt! Her beautiful young pussy is gonna get soooo wet seeing me and my awesome arms flip over and out to ..." *splat* *unh* *kapow* ....

<we interrupt the Price is Right to bring you the following KTLA Live Report....Here is Sanjay Setyuriteindapathovdabus....Sanjay?> <Cue Apu from "The Simpsons> "Ohhhh Veddy bad. Here at Crisis Scene. You see Wheelchair in Portions. Poor Untouchable Man, 39 years of Old, still veddy Young. Someone nearby say the untouchable man was also a burglar by occupation, so we may be looking at a stolen portions of a wheelchair. But this Older Young Man Needed to Be In the Moment of The Big Vehicle on the Road. Haha, He may need some <<ennunciate the next word real fast>> acetaminophen now. goodbye back to you in Studio TV Goodbye."




Of course, early in life I tried (many times) tying a rope to a bumper and holding on and letting it pull me (kinda like water skiing on Asphalt) in a an empty parking lot, seeing at what car speed I lose control, or lose the skin of my hands (if no heavy duty gloves available.)
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