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#250023 - 10/16/07 09:01 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
DownWithFags Offline
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Registered: 10/02/07
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look try to be serious for once and understand the trouble your causing ok we are in this together lets not pull in different directions i know humans are humans but again try to be serious and so will i ok

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#250024 - 10/16/07 09:08 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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STFU and die.

How dare you come here and presume to lecture people. Run along back to ADT with this horseshit.

For the umpteenth time, if you really want to "help" the industry, go fuck with the Lubbenites.

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#250025 - 10/16/07 10:22 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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lets not pull in different directions




In your case, I'll make an exception.

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#250026 - 10/18/07 10:07 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#250027 - 10/19/07 07:46 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Mandy Taylor Offline
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........ thats so very overboard ....
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#250028 - 10/19/07 07:47 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Mandy Taylor Offline
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my tats arent that great either but god damn perfectly cute body taken up by all that ink =(
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#250029 - 10/19/07 08:23 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Malcolm Y Offline
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mandy, please post high resolution closeup pictures of your face covered in semen.

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#250030 - 10/19/07 08:38 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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my tats arent that great either but god damn perfectly cute body taken up by all that ink =(




I've never seen your tats, but they have to be light-years beyond those ones.
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#250031 - 10/20/07 09:09 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Mandy Taylor Offline
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mandy, please post high resolution closeup pictures of your face covered in semen.




.,..... as soon as you drop your load on it, i will get right on top of it.


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#250032 - 10/20/07 09:13 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Mandy Taylor Offline
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my tats arent that great either but god damn perfectly cute body taken up by all that ink =(




I've never seen your tats, but they have to be light-years beyond those ones.




Eh mine suck =( Im only into black ink. no color. Dragon on my left shoulder blade... some tramp stamp of course wouldnt be a whore without one. got a big fuck you to my ex husband on the back of my neck, he knows what it means and 5 stars on my inner wrist. nothing to grand but i dont look like trailer trash
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#250033 - 10/20/07 01:14 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Pictures required.

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#250034 - 10/20/07 10:34 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Mandy Taylor Offline
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Eh will upload em tomorrow. To tired atm
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#250035 - 10/21/07 09:28 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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From THE DORSET ECHO (UK):


Mum's not the word on tattoo

A Poole woman who thought she had "Mum" tattooed in Chinese symbols on her back has spoken of her shock at being told it actually read "Friend From Hell."

Mum-of-one Charlene Williams, of Canford Heath, had the tattoo done on her lower back four years ago.

The 19-year-old was perfectly happy with the three-symbol design until last week when it was spotted by a Chinese woman.

She said: "I was just bending over to my little girl and this woman came in and started screaming Evil, evil - very bad!' She added: "It was awful. I can laugh now but at the time I was fuming. For four years I was walking around with that.

"I'm upset as well as angry because it was for my mum. And it was just such a shock when this lady started saying Evil' at me."

Fortunately Charlene was in Hamworthy tattoo parlour Just Add Ink at the time where her cousin was having a tattoo done - so she was able to have it covered over straight away.

The offending design has now disappeared under large flowers topped with her six-month-old daughter's name, Katelyn.

Dr Feelgood's Tattoo Studio, Grand Parade, High Street, Poole, did the original tattoo.

Owner Ann Turner, known as HB, said she couldn't speak or read Chinese. Tattoo artists used the internet and information from trade stands for such designs.

She said: "I think it's where you start writing out words with symbols it goes wrong - it doesn't translate."

She added: "We do really, really try to get it right."




+ + +

A Blonde this dumb ought to be a lot better looking than that.


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#250036 - 10/21/07 01:35 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Mum-of-one Charlene Williams, of Canford Heath, had the tattoo done on her lower back four years ago.

The 19-year-old was perfectly happy with the three-symbol design until last week when it was spotted by a Chinese woman.






1. THAT is 19 years old?!?

2. She got a tattoo at 15 years old?!?

3. She has procreated?!?



I had no idea there were trailer parks in the UK.


Her daughter has a bright porn future ....

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#250037 - 10/22/07 10:38 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

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my tats arent that great either but god damn perfectly cute body taken up by all that ink =(




I've never seen your tats, but they have to be light-years beyond those ones.




Eh mine suck =( Im only into black ink. no color. Dragon on my left shoulder blade... some tramp stamp of course wouldnt be a whore without one. got a big fuck you to my ex husband on the back of my neck, he knows what it means and 5 stars on my inner wrist. nothing to grand but i dont look like trailer trash




I prefer tattoos all in black ink. Blacvk ink only is cool. Colour ones often look cheesy

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#250038 - 10/22/07 02:28 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Eh mine suck =( Im only into black ink. no color. Dragon on my left shoulder blade... some tramp stamp of course wouldnt be a whore without one. got a big fuck you to my ex husband on the back of my neck, he knows what it means and 5 stars on my inner wrist. nothing to grand but i dont look like trailer trash




Hmmm, this is news. Is this the same man whom you quit porn for a year or so ago?

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#250039 - 11/08/07 07:55 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Marlin Fitzwater Offline
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Registered: 04/25/07
Posts: 153
I could swear this strumpet turned up via Hidell of late, alas who knows. This is for you, Herr Steward:

http://www.goldstarmodeling.com/index.php?page=modelBio&id=1479

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#250040 - 11/08/07 08:25 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
k1ng Offline
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she showed up in another thread around here some where. she reminds me of kari byron from mythbusters.
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#250041 - 11/08/07 08:32 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Is that the redhead? She has fantastic cans.

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#250042 - 11/08/07 09:30 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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yes.



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#250043 - 05/11/08 09:13 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
k1ng Offline
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what creams your twinkie



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#567256 - 09/14/12 07:32 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: k1ng]
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Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
The cops came investigating a string of break-ins and came knocking on this guy's hotel room. Mr. Heroin Burglar decided to start shooting and grazed a cop. They ended up shooting him through both arms, I believe. Before seeing these photos, I didn't even know you could tattoo your fucking eyeball.











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#567258 - 09/14/12 07:36 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: Conky]
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Registered: 10/19/06
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that guy could give mr cool ice a run....
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#567265 - 09/14/12 08:10 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: Conky]
nassim Offline
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Fuck. With ink like that he doesn't have to worry about being someone's bitch in prison.

Nice bump.
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#567284 - 09/14/12 10:05 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: k1ng]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: k1ng
what creams your twinkie

i like this whore,she makes my twinkie plumpen.
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#567285 - 09/14/12 10:12 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: gia jordan]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Heinous. I once had a pic of some prison inmate with an Anna Nicole tat on his back. It looked like it was done with a paper clip.
he mightve been someones fuckboy.
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#567294 - 09/14/12 10:34 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: nassim]
Steezo Offline
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Originally Posted By: nassim
Fuck. With ink like that he doesn't have to worry about being someone's bitch in prison.

Nice bump.


I found this thread by doing a search for "skinhead." I knew there was some thread where this type of fucked up shit should go.

Dude's name is Jason W. Barnum. I'm waiting to hear if the W is short for Wayne. A friend of mine went to school with this guy and I'm also curious to hear if he has any good stories.

People with fucked up tattoos should not expect to be successful criminals. This guy's been in jail for most of the last decade. Here's an excerpt from today's news article on him:

"Since 2001, Barnum has spent roughly 8 1/2 years in prison. He was most recently released on Dec. 30, 2011, after serving more than a year on a parole violation, according to the Department of Corrections. His distinctive tattoos once aided police investigators when a bank teller took note of the markings on his head and neck as Barnum tried to cash a stolen check.

Among Barnum's convictions, according to court records:

1993 - first-degree burglary

1994 - burglary, larceny

1999 - resisting arrest, drunken driving

2000 - Second degree forgery, second-degree theft.

2004 - first-degree burglary, fourth-degree assault and resisting arrest"
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#567309 - 09/14/12 11:34 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: Conky]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Artistically, it's good work. I think this guy's problem is body placement. And a few other problems. Obviously.

Makes me feel a little better about my two I'm not in love with.
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#567349 - 09/15/12 06:14 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: Barry the Pirate]
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
I can't imagine how anyone could ever I.D. him in a line up. He looks so typical.
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#571889 - 10/27/12 09:54 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: Conky]
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Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
I won a coupon for $100 worth of tattooing at a local dive tattoo shop at a green jello eating contest at a Green Jelly show.....I'm sure it will be extremely shitty, maybe I'll post it!
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#639957 - 08/14/16 08:23 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos! [Re: Conky]
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Loc: cleanup
Bizzump
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