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#249973 - 06/11/07 01:12 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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There's not one post on this whole thread that is not disturbing. Tatts are not cool in the porn busines, sorry.
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#249974 - 06/11/07 02:00 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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I Googled Mr Cool Ice and he's some German dude. There was a YouTube clip about him, but it was in German and I had flashbacks to the Arab And Loopnode Nazi Hunnies thread.
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#249975 - 06/11/07 02:23 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249976 - 06/11/07 03:09 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

I Googled Mr Cool Ice and he's some German dude. There was a YouTube clip about him, but it was in German and I had flashbacks to the Arab And Loopnode Nazi Hunnies thread.




I found this link on type brighter which has some more Mr. Cool Ice photos, along with a loose translation of some of the video about him.
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#249977 - 06/13/07 08:11 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

Quote:

I Googled Mr Cool Ice and he's some German dude. There was a YouTube clip about him, but it was in German and I had flashbacks to the Arab And Loopnode Nazi Hunnies thread.




I found this link on type brighter which has some more Mr. Cool Ice photos, along with a loose translation of some of the video about him.






Whores mock him for being Mr.Cool Ice. Awesome
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#249978 - 06/13/07 09:06 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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for jeff:

Mr Cool Ice: The Video

Quote:

This is a video of the infamous Zakarias Nowak aka Mr. Cool Ice aka "the guy with the worst tattoos in the history of mankind". Translation needed to understand. Translation not needed to burst out in laughter


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#249979 - 06/22/07 09:36 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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#249980 - 06/22/07 04:13 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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I think this might be Shane Bugbee's accountant.
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#249981 - 06/22/07 04:24 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:






Is he going to ream his nostrils out as much as his earlobes?

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#249982 - 06/22/07 05:02 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

I think this might be Shane Bugbee's accountant.




Whoever he is he is going to get the shit beat out of him if he cuts in front of me at an airport metal detector.
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#249983 - 06/23/07 09:58 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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What does he do when he has a cold?
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#249984 - 06/28/07 10:30 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Now we know the story of the broccoli fungus on Ryan Knox's chest- he was going for this tat and ran out of money:


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#249985 - 06/28/07 11:45 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

Now we know the story of the broccoli fungus on Ryan Knox's chest- he was going for this tat and ran out of money:






Jaff is one lucky guy.

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#249986 - 06/28/07 12:05 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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It is a picture of Bornyo Gaping himself.

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#249987 - 06/29/07 01:17 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

Quote:

Now we know the story of the broccoli fungus on Ryan Knox's chest- he was going for this tat and ran out of money:






Jaff is one lucky guy.






I still don't know what the tattoo across his chest is meant to be! Are they tyremarks?

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#249988 - 06/29/07 01:31 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Ben, it's a tribute to Internet ass weirdo Goatse.



I've been meaning to ask, Ben. How's them herps coming along?



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#249989 - 06/29/07 05:47 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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I still don't know what the tattoo across his chest is meant to be! Are they tyremarks?




That's exactly what ceara asked. Do they really look like that?
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#249990 - 06/29/07 06:58 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Smoking Gun has plenty of good examples.


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#249991 - 06/29/07 07:05 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Uptowner Offline
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Here's an earlier pic of the skinhead who killed that officer in Utah, but I really liked this girl linked to in the article. Be sure to check out the other pics.


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#249992 - 06/29/07 07:08 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Another solid citizen.


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#249993 - 06/29/07 08:25 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Gigi Offline
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Quote:






next time i think about jumping off the wagon, i'm looking at this picture!
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#249994 - 06/29/07 09:01 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
k1ng Offline
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it's kind of hard to tell, but do you think his nose has been broken?
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#249995 - 06/29/07 09:03 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Gigi Offline
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i think the one eyebrow tattoo reads "honor"... can anyone decipher the other one?
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#249996 - 06/29/07 09:09 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Looks like "Aryan."

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#249997 - 06/29/07 09:16 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Gigi Offline
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Quote:

Looks like "Aryan."


thanks.
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#249998 - 06/30/07 12:15 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Mia Rose called - she wants her nose back.
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#249999 - 08/17/07 03:53 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Saw this guy and had to add him.



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#250000 - 08/17/07 08:18 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Stupid stupid whore!



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#250001 - 08/18/07 03:56 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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The Jenna-Bot's latest "upgrade."


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#250002 - 09/12/07 05:30 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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crazy...

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#250003 - 09/12/07 05:44 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Now we know the story of the broccoli fungus on Ryan Knox's chest- he was going for this tat and ran out of money:






Jaff is one lucky guy.






I still don't know what the tattoo across his chest is meant to be! Are they tyremarks?




It's a pair of hands pulling his chest apart.
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#250004 - 09/12/07 06:41 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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owen wilson if he keeps refusing to go to rehab
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#250005 - 09/12/07 07:03 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

owen wilson if he keeps refusing to go to rehab




I was thinking Ryan Knox.

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#250006 - 09/12/07 07:19 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Now we know the story of the broccoli fungus on Ryan Knox's chest- he was going for this tat and ran out of money:






Jaff is one lucky guy.






I still don't know what the tattoo across his chest is meant to be! Are they tyremarks?




It's a pair of hands pulling his chest apart.




No..That would be Goatse.
Image search if you must.
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#250007 - 09/12/07 07:38 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I still don't know what the tattoo across his chest is meant to be! Are they tyremarks?




It's a pair of hands pulling his chest apart.




No..That would be Goatse.
Image search if you must.




My bad, I thought the tat merely resembled the stretched ass pic, but it looks as if it really IS the stretched ass pic.

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#250008 - 10/09/07 06:12 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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To prove his love, Alan Jenkins got life size tattoos of his wife and daughters...



She then proceeded to run off with a Latvian fitness instructor 11 years her junior. ARTICLE



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#250009 - 10/09/07 11:15 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Serves anyone who gets someone else's name/picture tattooed on their body. Did anyone learn anything from Winona Ryder and Johnny Depp?
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#250010 - 10/09/07 12:23 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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the article say that lady 36! 36!!!!! she look old as my momma who like 60

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#250011 - 10/09/07 12:33 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Vizzle Offline
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the article say that lady 36! 36!!!!! she look old as my momma who like 60




By that rationale, your girl De'Bella must be about 153.
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#250012 - 10/09/07 01:12 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Jim, that story rocks. What an asshat!
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#250013 - 10/13/07 08:16 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

To prove his love, Alan Jenkins got life size tattoos of his wife and daughters...



She then proceeded to run off with a Latvian fitness instructor 11 years her junior. ARTICLE






WTF?!?!?

They can't even see it when they fuck him!!
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#250014 - 10/13/07 08:20 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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They can't even see it when they fuck him!!




They??? Dude, if he's fucking his daughters, he's got bigger problems than the tats.

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#250015 - 10/13/07 08:24 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

They can't even see it when they fuck him!!




They??? Dude, if he's fucking his daughters, he's got bigger problems than the tats.




He's fucking his daughters.
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#250016 - 10/15/07 05:41 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

They can't even see it when they fuck him!!




They??? Dude, if he's fucking his daughters, he's got bigger problems than the tats.




He's fucking his daughters.




He's totally fisting that baby.
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#250017 - 10/15/07 06:53 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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no jokes about incest or fisting children please i know you guys are just fooling around but some people might not understand that and we need to think about what they think ok otherwise you guys are cool im not trying to be an asshole just looking out for all of us ok

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#250018 - 10/15/07 07:13 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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no jokes about incest or fisting children please i know you guys are just fooling around but some people might not understand that and we need to think about what they think ok otherwise you guys are cool im not trying to be an asshole just looking out for all of us ok




You look out for you, I'll look out for me.
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#250019 - 10/15/07 10:01 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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no jokes about incest or fisting children please i know you guys are just fooling around but some people might not understand that and we need to think about what they think ok otherwise you guys are cool im not trying to be an asshole just looking out for all of us ok




As a product of an incestuous relationship, I can understand why you feel pain when others express themselves in this fashion; however, is it really fair that just because your Dad/Grandpa couldn't keep his hands off your Mom/Sister we should be deprived of a very funny joke?

I didn't think so. You are dismissed.
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#250020 - 10/15/07 10:45 AM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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WTF?!?!?

They can't even see it when they fuck him!!




They can if he goes in for a little incestuous "Lockwood Lovin'" a.k.a. "Pegging".

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#250021 - 10/15/07 07:31 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Quote:


WTF?!?!?

They can't even see it when they fuck him!!




They can if he goes in for a little incestuous "Lockwood Lovin'" a.k.a. "Pegging".




I stand corrected!!

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#250022 - 10/15/07 08:07 PM Re: I really hate shit tattoos!
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

They can't even see it when they fuck him!!




They??? Dude, if he's fucking his daughters, he's got bigger problems than the tats.




He's fucking downwithfags in the ass with a power takeoff shaft from a 1972 Allis-Chalmbers..




He's totally fisting Downwithfags, complete with a falconing glove wrapped in razor wire.





Edited in accordance with downwithfags wishes.
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