Traffic was absolute MURDER yesterday on Sunset Blvd all because of this broad. Helicopters flying above and all, you would've thought the president died, but no, I was holed up at my friend's and couldn't get to the dentist.

Oh, and to the person who emailed me about how 'your just a jealouz hater. paris is my freind'...just because you did coke with Paris's maid once doesn't mean you're her friend.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K