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What's this? Poor Paris is being ignored
BY RICHARD HUFF
DAILY NEWS TV EDITOR
Saturday, June 23rd 2007, 4:00 AM


Jailbird heiress Paris Hilton gets uncaged no later than Tuesday.

But the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department declined to say when exactly Paris' "horrible and really hard" 23 whole days in the slammer will end, the celebrity Web site TMZ.com reported yesterday.

"Her actual hard release date is June 26," sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said.

That means an army of writers and photographers surely will start camping at Century Regional Detention Center on Monday night and stay until Paris shows.

Definitely not waiting for Paris' return with bated breath is Barbara Walters.

After being passed over for the first TV interview with the jailbird, Walters and ABC have told the Hilton clan there's no interest in talking to Paris at all.

And poor Hilton isn't getting any love from NBC, either. "We have informed her people we are no longer interested in pursuing an interview," an NBC News spokeswoman said yesterday.

The rapid about-face by the networks came after Hilton's camp demanded big bucks to talk to the heiress when she is freed after serving her sentence for violating probation on an alcohol-related driving charge.

The rejection from Walters came after a flurry of late-night calls between Walters and Hilton's mother, Kathy Hilton. That led to a 2 a.m. call between Walters and Paris Hilton, set up by her aunt.

"Each of them tried to get the interview back on track, no strings attached," said an ABC executive with knowledge of the conversation.

Walters, the source said, agreed to nothing. Paris Hilton "said she was sorry about all of the negotiations that had been outside of her control," the source said.

Yesterday morning, Walters got a message from Paris Hilton's father, Rick Hilton. By afternoon, Walter's producer David Sloan called him to say there would be no interview.

"The machinations of the last couple days left them cold," the ABC source added.

Those same machinations also burned NBC. Both situations fell apart after the Hiltons tried to get upward of $1 million from the networks for access.

There was also speculation that Hilton's camp, which has hired crisis manager Michael Sitrick, realized getting any sort of payout - whether for an interview or licensing videos - would not improve her image.

Sitrick did not return a call for comment yesterday.


rhuff@nydailynews.com



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They actually thought they could get a mil for this? They must be related to the Czars. "Crisis? What Crisis?"

Ya know, this whole episode has been totally fucked up from start to finish. But you have to give it to the Hilton machine, she always finds a way to make money out of her "fame" whatever the fuck that is. It's unbelievable. Now she's going on Larry King Wed night and although they won't comment on any payment, someone will hand over a check. Bet the farm on it. Incredible

As 1st reported by Pussy is Good Food:

Larry King to Interview Paris Hilton
By BILL CARTER
Published: June 24, 2007

After deals with ABC and NBC fell through last week, Paris Hilton will now give her first post-jail interview to Larry King on CNN on Wednesday night.

Mike Sitrick, a spokesman for the Hilton family, announced the agreement yesterday.

Ms. Hilton is expected to be released on Tuesday from jail in Los Angeles, where she has been serving a sentence since June 3 for charges related to traffic violations.

She and her representatives have been negotiating for the exclusive rights to the first interview for most of the past week. Both ABC and NBC were heavily involved in pursuing the interview, expecting it to attract high ratings.

But the negotiations turned sour late last week when news accounts described the interaction between the networks and representatives of the Hiltons, which involved potential cash payments for materials that the Hiltons would provide with the interview, like photographs and videos.

ABC had offered $100,000 for that deal but was told by the Hilton side that NBC was offering far more. On the print side, People magazine had made a deal to pay $300,000 for photos that would have accompanied an interview with Ms. Hilton.

In the wake of all the publicity about the financial negotiations, all deals were withdrawn. Mr. Sitrick issued a statement saying Ms. Hilton would not seek money for an interview. ABC and NBC still declined to put on the interview.

Instead, Mr. King will interview Ms. Hilton. A spokeswoman for his program, Bridget Leininger, said yesterday that no money had been paid for the interview. “Larry King never pays for interviews,” she said.

But Ms. Leininger said she was unsure whether the program was going to use any photos and whether any fee would be paid to Getty Images, a photo agency that had previously made a deal to acquire rights to the first pictures of Ms. Hilton home from jail.


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CNN is lying. "No money was paid for the interview." Instead money is paid for footage supplied by Paris' team to be used for the interview. Plausible deniability.

As you can see the market for Paris fell to a low of $6. But now that she's done her time, it has rebounded to a more respectable "low" price!!

[like anyone cares ...]

The media is thronging!!!

Paris is getting out!!

Fox & MSNBC are covering it live.

SHE"S OUT SHE"S OUT!!!!!

Face looks a little puffy. Water retention? Too many Bologna sandwiches? She'll need to get her A team together to get coifed correctly before Larry King tomorrow night. So much to do, so little time.

I know she's done her time, well half of it, but could somebody please put this whiny whore back in jail indefinitely? That would make my day.

Our long national nightmare is over.

Slurrp.

For such a shitty paper, they've got the best headlines: