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#249738 - 06/07/07 12:11 PM
Chronicles of Burg, Travieso Assumes Security Pos.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Last night I met up with Burg for dinner. We went to Black Angus. Food wasn't bad. The funny part was before we left, the waitress offered Burg a to-go-box, since he didn't finish his meal. He said no. The waitress insisted. He said "Fine",then follwed up with "Anything to get you to leave" under his breath. She didn't hear that part. We made it out the door and I realized that he left the box behind. We joked that the waitress was going to come out rushing and try to give Burg the box.
After that we went to TJ's Showgirls. I wanted to go to Hawaii Theatre (a much better stripclub with hotter girls).
The place sucked. There were about 8 girls. 3 of them weren't bad looking. Burg even felt sorry for the chubby one. The music was all hip-hop and it kept cutting out at certain points. It just was bad and not worth going. We are going to the Jet Strip on Monday. That club rocks. Girls are hot there.
Burg showed me the Denny's where he had his nightmare when he feel asleep there. I told him thats a Denny's thats frequented by trannys and gays since there a gay club two blocks away. Maybe thats why he had the nightmare.
Part two of this adventure Monday Night.
Ah dude, so many thoughts now come to mind, but suffice it to say the following:
(1) It was, afterall, just good to hang out, see that club firsthand (last time I was at TJ's was 10 years ago, 1997, as I celebrated Arbor Day viewing shaved-trim "bush" instead trees like Most fellow Druids....) and satisfy the curiosity of whther or not it had anything left....My main thing was just being able to treat you to dinner and some filthy entertainment in honor of your ASCENDANCY/Promotion to Regional Director of Club Da Burglar Security! Congrats Dude, your life just became a raging sea of danger and debauchery as it is now your job to make sure i dont break any bones during lap dances, and to cover up any fucked up "VERY BAD" situations I might get myself into with 1500 dollar per hour whores .... you may also have to break up any fights I get into with other cripples in wheelchairs who refuse to yield the sidewalk or pullover to let me pass by, given the high rate of speed I push myself along with. BUT....as you know the fringe Benefits of Being with Da burg, and having the juice of such a high profile position, offers its own rewards that make the danger and bullshit of following me around almost tolerable.
(2) Dont forget, the Jet Strip outing is (hopefully) going to be preceeded by a Drunken Beer-and_Dodger-Dog Festival at Dodger Stadium!!!!! Your first Special Op assignment as Club Da B Secirty is to Smuggle a Farmer John Dodger Dog out of Dodger Stadium and into the Jet Strip so that I can insert it into the First Ugly/Fat Chick in attendance that shift....If Only Baby Gia could attend with Us and photograph such antics and "tom-fuckery"....I always wanted to spend a few minutes in a strip club with baby Gia (not as her customer but as a fellow observer so we can compare notes on what we see.
(3) Ditto for Holly....HEY HOLLY!!!!??? Would you like to go to a baseball game Followed by a nice wholesome excursion to the Jet Strip Club? :bananaohpleaseohpleaseohplease:
(4) You have to admit, being bodyguard to a "hard of Hearing" client in a Strip club where even YOU, with no hearing problems, have a hard time hearing, is almost like having your own private gag reel. I mean, I can get away with all kinds of sneaky sick shit! "Oh sorry miss i thought you said 'SURE! You can stick three fingers up my baby-port, no problem....that's what the 20 bucks is for! har har :bananamia_rose_situational_tweak-a-llema:....."
I am still reeling from my Nightmare of two nights ago when i lost Holly by two IQ points to Duke.....Comeback Holly! I thought you Liked me a lot!
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#249740 - 06/09/07 03:51 AM
Re: Chronicles of Burg, Travieso Assumes Security Pos.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Spearmint Rhino anyone? What ya say to Dat, Sergio? It's closer to Dodger Stadium than Jet Strip, so if I am totally hammered on Beer and Dogs, you will only have to Lug the "target" (i.e. Bodyguard lingo for "ME") a few hundred yards)
Gia needs to Come with us...I'll think of a reason later
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