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#249652 - 06/06/07 04:24 PM
Last night I was molested by a homosexual
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I traveled into the bad part of LA to buy a gift. It was a close friend's birthday this week and I forgot to get him a present. I had to make amends, but it was pretty specific.
I discounted the first two male prostitutes I met. They were young enough, but wore work boots. I happen to know my friend would freak if anything ruined his parquet floor.
I needed to find one who was HIV+ [my little added surprise] and had a tan line that looked like a strap on.
I met Juan. He fit the bill.
We were negotiating prior to my driving him to my friend's luxurious porn palace when I felt a hand reach around from behind and slide into my front pocket, playing with my loose change.
A mouth came near my ear and insistently whispered "Taylor digs black dudes, you've got it all wrong. Spare change?"
I pulled myself free and stomped down on my attacker's instep. As he hobbled under a streetlight, I got a fleeting glance of a very thin, ill-looking man with a crew cut. Probably a drug abuser. Definitely unemployed.
When I turned around, Juan had run away.
I was unable to deliver my present to my friend. I can only apologize to him here on this public forum.
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#249653 - 06/06/07 05:04 PM
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Uh, Conky? My birthday is at the end of the month but, really, you don't have to get me anything. Honest.
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#249654 - 06/06/07 06:04 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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Uh, Conky? My birthday is at the end of the month but, really, you don't have to get me anything. Honest.
Hey Raoul, how many id's are you up to? Jim B., smedley, I know there is another one I just can't remember what it is.
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#249655 - 06/06/07 06:30 PM
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You mean the Dude who tried so hard to be Hunter Thompson but couldn't get past his own suckieness? Gee, Thanks Pal. And what is it with you and that guy that you've got such a Hardon for him? As I recall, you accused Peeter O'Toole of being him right around the time I joined. And there was another one a couple of months before that. What does he owe you money or something? Anyway, Cheers, Dude. 
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#249656 - 06/06/07 06:38 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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Conky
Priceless, but there's no way that was Faynor.
1) He wouldn't be caught anywhere that he might be mistaken for someone looking for work.
2) Faynor would have fled away from light, as any cockroach does.
But great story!
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#249658 - 06/06/07 09:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Terrible experience, I feel for you brah, do you think it was traumatic enough to make you change your name to Conkette and amputate your wee-wee?
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#249659 - 06/06/07 09:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Conk, when my birthday comes around a couple of months from now a card will suffice.
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